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ytcracker
02-10-2005, 11:20 PM
my wife + that outfit was too hot

who rocks?

mj
02-10-2005, 11:46 PM
WifeyCracker rocks.

ytcracker
02-10-2005, 11:47 PM
WifeyCracker rocks.


yayyyyyyyyyy

kidrobot
02-11-2005, 12:17 AM
imma get my baby makin' grove on tomorrow night..to much stuff to do today...it's gonna be an alllllll nighter..and rough at that.

mr. big
02-11-2005, 02:02 AM
Bitch = on rag = noes.

sam
02-11-2005, 03:46 AM
VAGInA!

mr. big
02-11-2005, 03:47 AM
man, im supposed to be in auburn in like 20 min.
not going to happen.



viva la booty call

WA?

sam
02-11-2005, 03:55 AM
what other auburn is there?

mr. big
02-11-2005, 04:21 AM
what other auburn is there?

Like the one Bo Jackson went to school at. Somewhere over there ->.

I'm from Sumner, nig.

rmk
02-11-2005, 08:06 AM
uh oh, i'm tied for dg sexing champion... it's friday though i'll hook up an FFFFFFMFFFFFF and get enough points to last like 2 weeks.

eric
02-11-2005, 04:34 PM
what other auburn is there?


auburn, al

www.auburn.edu

qbert
02-11-2005, 04:41 PM
BO FUCKIN JACKSON.

P.S. I just busted fatty nuts all over titties. High-5 B. Who wants to Eiffel Tower a bitch? High-5 right over that hoochie's back, BOTH HOLES NIGGA

mr. big
02-11-2005, 04:58 PM
BO FUCKIN JACKSON.

P.S. I just busted fatty nuts all over titties. High-5 B. Who wants to Eiffel Tower a bitch? High-5 right over that hoochie's back, BOTH HOLES NIGGA

LOLOL BO J! I wish he wouldn't have gotten hurt. He would've been the greatest RB ever :(.

Magik
02-11-2005, 05:27 PM
:oldcry: stop talking about sexual pleasure i dont get any !!! insensitive pricks :oops:

rmk
02-11-2005, 05:31 PM
i had a nooner today then rubbed one off 2 hrs later cuz i was bored

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 05:32 PM
i had a nooner today then rubbed one off 2 hrs later cuz i was bored

ill do that sometime to pass hours off the clock

mr. big
02-11-2005, 05:32 PM
:oldcry: stop talking about sexual pleasure i dont get any !!! insensitive pricks :oops:

Break yourself off.

edit: On webcam.

edit2: Upload and share.

edit3: Thx.

Magik
02-11-2005, 05:39 PM
i meant pleasure from SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME.
i get that like 6 times a day 8)

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 05:40 PM
i meant pleasure from SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME.
i get that like 6 times a day 8)

self hacking is fun

Magik
02-11-2005, 05:41 PM
tru that, sometimes its better than the real thing
...sadly

mj
02-11-2005, 05:43 PM
On the washing machine. I made him quit playing Half-Life for a few.

Magik
02-11-2005, 05:53 PM
oh, come on. wtf
im jealous :oldcry:

Magik
02-11-2005, 05:53 PM
btw: anderson cooper is a fucking DILF
i would bang him out all crazy

mr. big
02-11-2005, 05:55 PM
tru that, sometimes its better than the real thing
...sadly

So make vids about it.

Magik
02-11-2005, 05:56 PM
ROFL ... ill pass
ty though

mj
02-11-2005, 05:57 PM
oh, come on. wtf
im jealous :oldcry:

I can share....

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:04 PM
nobody wants to have sex with me
im a preggo chick :oldcry:
i guess ill have to wait 4 more months

The Grouch
02-11-2005, 06:15 PM
i wouldnt mind fucking a pregnant bitch

i could get my dick sucked
and fuck some pussy at the same time :twisted:

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 06:17 PM
i wouldnt mind fucking a pregnant bitch

i could get my dick sucked
and fuck some pussy at the same time :twisted:

DIRTY MAN

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:19 PM
.... either youre a seriously sick individual
or i didnt get it :oops:

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 06:20 PM
.... either youre a seriously sick individual
or i didnt get it :oops:

hes being sick

are you still with the babys dad?

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:22 PM
eh ...

hes in chicago and im in indiana now.
i moved here so my mom could help me while preg.
and then he decided we shouldnt be together until im
back in chicago.
and hes got a new girl toy.
but swares he loves me and wants to get back together
as soon as i move back to chicago.

sooo... is say thats a no? lol

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 06:23 PM
man thats fucking trash sorry

ill bet you hate dudes

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:25 PM
oh yes, very much so.
dont trust any of them and i think theyre selfish pieces of shit

but im still down for sex from him haha
i cant let go of it :oldcry:

jobot
02-11-2005, 06:28 PM
oh yes, very much so.
dont trust any of them and i think theyre selfish pieces of shit

but im still down for sex from him haha
i cant let go of it :oldcry:

be strong

rmk
02-11-2005, 06:31 PM
magik - where in indy?

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:33 PM
'south bend' wherever that is
only been here a few weeks
i know nothing about this place

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 06:34 PM
'south bend' wherever that is
only been here a few weeks
i know nothing about this place

you kinda live near my father in law

im gonna send my wife and daughter out there in may

ill be in chicago in june

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:36 PM
yeah im trying to go back to chicago
hopefully get the daddy back in the picture,
find out if hes for real or just stringing me along

baby = due in july :D

The Grouch
02-11-2005, 06:37 PM
i knew it was bound to happen, first it was nude pix when you were like 13, now your pregnant. Next we find out she has a penis and lives with some aol 'hax0r' :wink:

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:40 PM
ROFL nudes at *16 ty.
and big whoop... theyre pictures, not like nobody has seen a chick naked before. least im fun to look at.

and about the whole penis thing...
well then obviously the nudes would have shown this
and i wouldnt be pregnant :evil:

so fuck off half pint

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 06:45 PM
ROFL nudes at *16 ty.
and big whoop... theyre pictures, not like nobody has seen a chick naked before. least im fun to look at.

and about the whole penis thing...
well then obviously the nudes would have shown this
and i wouldnt be pregnant :evil:

so fuck off half pint

uh oh internet warz!!!1!!11

were those the nudes with pat? i thought they were hot
id rub one out with them if i could have taken him out of the picture

The Grouch
02-11-2005, 06:48 PM
i dont think ya kno the kid and kno that i got more lines than a nose can sniff :idea:

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:54 PM
no i had some lame nudes when i was 16 i took.
i covered everything up, wasnt anything good lol.

the pat nudes were at 17 when we were still together.
we broke up in november.

tim came after him... we never got a chance to make any porn ha

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 06:56 PM
no i had some lame nudes when i was 16 i took.
i covered everything up, wasnt anything good lol.

the pat nudes were at 17 when we were still together.
we broke up in november.

tim came after him... we never got a chance to make any porn ha

dude send ->

mr. big
02-11-2005, 06:58 PM
Nueds for all~!

Magik
02-11-2005, 06:59 PM
lol i dont have either of those, the 16yo nudes are LONG gone.
that was 3 years ago.

the pat ones i never actually had.
his dumbass sent them out to ppl.

now the best i have are pix in lingerie and shit :(

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 07:01 PM
its ok i wasnt incredibly optimistic
i may be a pimp but this is still the internet

"send nudes" has about a 1/100 success rate

mr. big
02-11-2005, 07:02 PM
lol i dont have either of those, the 16yo nudes are LONG gone.
that was 3 years ago.

the pat ones i never actually had.
his dumbass sent them out to ppl.

now the best i have are pix in lingerie and shit :(

You are a failure as an attention whore :(.

http://cgsworld.homestead.com/files/sammich.jpg

Magik
02-11-2005, 07:03 PM
ROFL god damnit, im the fuckin eater here
you make MY ASS a sammich

cunt :oops:

mr. big
02-11-2005, 07:06 PM
ROFL god damnit, im the fuckin eater here
you make MY ASS a sammich

cunt :oops:

How about we hit up the bat signal like woah:

http://www.navin.f9.co.uk/tfmpics/batsignal.jpg

And have Alfred make us some?

Magik
02-11-2005, 07:07 PM
sounds good, that old fuck needs to get his nose out my undies
and get to work !!

damn him !

mr. big
02-11-2005, 07:12 PM
sounds good, that old fuck needs to get his nose out my undies
and get to work !!

damn him !

Hey I found naked pictures of you online.

gza
02-11-2005, 07:13 PM
Hey I found naked pictures of you online.
HAHAHAHA

ytcracker
02-11-2005, 07:20 PM
sounds good, that old fuck needs to get his nose out my undies
and get to work !!

damn him !

Hey I found naked pictures of you online.

they are old

but id still rail it belieh dat

mr. big
02-11-2005, 07:24 PM
they are old

but id still rail it belieh dat

Ya word, not too shabby at all. I'd let her swallow my kids.

Magik
02-11-2005, 07:25 PM
cg! those ones of pat and i are awful looking.
ack, im ashamed i had sex with a fat man
and god do i look HORRID.

thank god the other nudes looked a hell of a lot better
haha
im sexy again ;x

mr. big
02-11-2005, 07:26 PM
cg! those ones of pat and i are awful looking.
ack, im ashamed i had sex with a fat man
and god do i look HORRID.

thank god the other nudes looked a hell of a lot better
haha
im sexy again ;x

Other nudes = show and tell.

Magik
02-11-2005, 07:27 PM
the other ones i covered my boobies and hid the cooter
behind a teddy bear :oops: