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slushie
02-11-2005, 11:32 AM
i took a shower and i noticed: there's hair where there was no hair before!
i was confused, so i plucked it out. but then i was thinking... its just gonna grow back, so i took a knife from the drawer in the kitchen and dug out the hair follicle. but the thing is... when you're holding a knife above a garden of seeds about to sprout huge bounties of pubic hair, you realize it's never too early to reap what you've sown. i took that knife and sliced up the top layer of flesh all over my genitals.
it hurt like crazy, but at least that unsightly hair wont be back for a while!
rand0m
02-11-2005, 11:47 AM
*blink blink*

wow.
rmk
02-11-2005, 11:49 AM
:pics:
kidrobot
02-11-2005, 12:02 PM
:pics:

word
DawL
02-11-2005, 12:41 PM
interesting
The Grouch
02-11-2005, 12:42 PM
:bananahump: what the fuck did i just read
DawL
02-11-2005, 12:44 PM
:bananahump: what the fuck did i just read

yeh that too
ytcracker
02-11-2005, 01:01 PM
ME TOO PUBE PARTY 2k5!!!!!!!
g0d
02-11-2005, 01:30 PM
/me is bothered.
ytcracker
02-11-2005, 01:31 PM
slushie is an america online master
qbert
02-11-2005, 05:03 PM
Once, I shaved off all my pubes. It made my dick look like some Peter North shit, but within a couple days I had a strange bump. I was not accustomed to razor burn or ingrown hairs at the time, so I got pretty scared that I was coming down with the Herpes. After a week, I finally mustered up the ballpower to go to the doctor.

However, I didn't have insurance, so I went to the University hospitals, where healthcare is free, but the doctors are all students, and thusly, widely unknowledgable. The first guy played with my dick for about 10 minutes, went to get a "supervisor". Some bitch came in. Played with my dick. Another bitch. Finally, a real doctor. He says: "That's a Staph Infection from an ingrown hair." Right after he shoved that 8 foot long metal q-tip down my shaft. THANKS, DOC.

Let that shit grow into a mighty jungle.
mr. big
02-11-2005, 05:05 PM
LOL WORDS
Rap OSX
05-23-2007, 09:27 PM
im gay too
qbert
05-23-2007, 09:29 PM
weird bump
silent
05-23-2007, 09:37 PM
shaving makes ur Junk look bigger.
RkdJehova
05-23-2007, 09:45 PM
The extra optical inch (Yes, it's SFW) (http://shaveeverywhere.com/)
silent
05-23-2007, 09:48 PM
http://la.gg/upl/great.jpg (http://la.gg)
Brownie
05-23-2007, 09:55 PM
ME TOO PUBE PARTY 2k5!!!!!!!
RkdJehova
05-23-2007, 09:55 PM
damn straigt......

also long.
WhiteFlour
05-23-2007, 10:04 PM
ya ain't sposed to shave it bare oh man the pain of stubble would be intense
Nore
05-23-2007, 10:05 PM
rofl sweet thread
hu5tlr hunter
05-23-2007, 10:42 PM
slushie is an america online master

lol u said "american" online