i want to be a pornstar

[djfacemachine]

i'd call my first movie "BJFacialmachine" and you would love it. but i don't have enough money to buy fake boobtits and if i ever did have enough money i'd spend it on computers instead.


a picture of my ass.
http://www.people.virginia.edu/~ch7bf/yourname.jpg



a song i made.
http://djfacemachine.snarkfish.net/digitalis.mp3


kisses <3

[ytcracker]

thats my musical superflute djfacemachine

she rocks your box with experimental techno in your ear repruhzizent!

[AtomicHero]

:D Joining this forum was entirely worth it, just for this post.

Now to convince ActionAllie!

[ytcracker]

:D Joining this forum was entirely worth it, just for this post.

Now to convince ActionAllie!

http://www.ytcracker.com/images/alliefs-cens.jpg

[djfacemachine]

:D Joining this forum was entirely worth it, just for this post.

Now to convince ActionAllie!

[im]http://www.ytcracker.com/images/alliefs-cens.jpg[/img]

hijacking my thread with pics of girls that are hotter than me? :cry:

[ytcracker]

:D Joining this forum was entirely worth it, just for this post.

Now to convince ActionAllie!

[im]http://www.ytcracker.com/images/alliefs-cens.jpg[/img]

hijacking my thread with pics of girls that are hotter than me? :cry:

dont selfesteem--

thats just action allie so relevance = 10

[AtomicHero]

alliefs-cens.jpgI've seen the original. How did you do the censor effect?

[gza]

can i qft and b7 or should we start our own nerd language

[djfacemachine]

dont selfesteem--

thats just action allie so relevance = 10

k <3

[ytcracker]

alliefs-cens.jpgI've seen the original. How did you do the censor effect?

photoshop mosaic filter

i just want to keep it kinda work safe

[AtomicHero]

hijacking my thread with pics of girls that are hotter than me? :cry:Psh, I've seen your ass. ActionAllie loses.

[ytcracker]

can i qft and b7 or should we start our own nerd language

qft and b7 are great we must build off them and spawn our own greater nerdisms

[AtomicHero]

photoshop mosaic filter

i just want to keep it kinda work safeYeah, that's what I thought. I just couldn't get it to look right when I tried.

That's what I figured.

[djfacemachine]

photoshop mosaic filter

i just want to keep it kinda work safe

you ninja edited it. i saw nipples and i will never be the same.

[AtomicHero]

you ninja edited it. i saw nipples and i will never be the same.He's a crafty mother fucker. :ninja:

[AtomicHero]

Yeah, I wanted to be a porn star, too, but McDonalds didn't take too kindly to me shooting a scene in their kids area. McJerk-offs.You're going to prison. :|

[djfacemachine]

Yeah, I wanted to be a porn star, too, but McDonalds didn't take too kindly to me shooting a scene in their kids area. McJerk-offs.

hmm the mcjerk-off sounds like a great marketing idea. i'll call mcdonalds tomorrow and let them know.

[AtomicHero]

Hi, welcome to McDonalds. With your order you now have the choice of a side-salad or a hand job. We love to see you smile.

[djfacemachine]

Hi, welcome to McDonalds. With your order you now have the choice of a side-salad or a hand job. We love to see you smile.

would you like tits with that?

[AtomicHero]

would you like tits with that?CEOs need to higher us for corporate think-tanks. We're full of good ideas.

[djfacemachine]

"are you working?"

"what - oh, yeah. i'm drinking... i mean THINKING up a storm"

[BradM]

if ($brad == aroused()){
penisErect();
}

[djfacemachine]

if ($brad == aroused()){
penisErect();
}

eeeeewwwww boys.

edit: pics?

[BradM]

http://pretense.net/014.JPG
My penis is standing to the right of me.

[djfacemachine]

[im]http://pretense.net/014.JPG[/img]
My penis is standing to the right of me.

i see... how... awkward.

[BradM]

[im]http://pretense.net/014.JPG[/img]
My penis is standing to the right of me.

i see... how... awkward.
You can admit I am damn good looking - it's fine.

[djfacemachine]

You can admit I am damn good looking - it's fine.

i fear the consequences.

[ytcracker]

You can admit I am damn good looking - it's fine.

i fear the consequences.

you fear everything

esp hax0r leets like me!!!!hack

[Rap OSX]

DEF CON ZEROO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brittany]

I've always wanted to be a porn star too.

[Rap OSX]

too bad youre pretty ugly

[brittany]

too bad youre pretty ugly

I know, that's my only problem. Thank god for plastic sugery!

[synaesthesia]

if i was a chick id totally be one of those camwhores who just sit around naked on cam all day and get paid for it

[Rap OSX]

wolfgang amadeus caesar brittanicus

[qbert]

who's bumping these ancient threads

[Rap OSX]

I be

[zen]

wow.

..seriously?

[Mix]

rofl @ bump

[swank]

http://pretense.net/014.JPG
My penis is standing to the right of me.

lol.. Juicy is such a twink.

[Rap OSX]

look at the sign in the back
"making gay pay"
sounds homophobic actually
ILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT

[Xyrix]

bump ancient thread

[Dr Seduce]

i wish everyone would quit bumping threads

[420p]

w0w

[swank]

Im going to have to bump this again. *turns on sub.. adjusts freqs*

[tispe]

qft and b7 are great we must build off them and spawn our own greater nerdisms

FGM

[Danyey]

if i was a chick id totally be one of those camwhores who just sit around naked on cam all day and get paid for it

Whores should do it for FREE! nude pm cam= slut and or daddy issues! Why not take advantage of that?!

People do take advantage of that and that's exactly what makes them prime $$ pies for our bank acounts.