Cruel Pimpin'

[Cutlery]

What's the meanest thing you've ever done to a girl?

When I was in seventh grade, I tried to put a piece of paper in front of a girl's face, so she'd walk through it and be all stunned. It didn't work, so I had to more like punch her in the face with it. It finally tore and her day was ruined.

I also dated a fat girl who never had any other boyfriends, then I dumped her. But who hasn't done that?!!111oneone11

[rand0m]

eh, a couple bad things...


after some wild animal sex with a random girl -- "No, you can't take a shower. Get out." She cried and ran out. True story.

to another girl I said (who I had been seeing) ... "Why don't you grow the fuck up and call me in five years when you're not a total bitch." She cried, but I made my stand so it was all good. Unfortunately, girls like her almost never leave the bitch category.

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rk

[AtomicHero]

I punched a girl in the mouth for giving me terrible head.

She had a bloody lip and all.

I felt fulfilled.

[alegria]

You are all mean, mean boys.

[AtomicHero]

You are all mean, mean boys.Lies. I'm a deep caring individual, who just really hates bad blowjobs.

[rand0m]

You are all mean, mean boys.

that was when I hated women ... in fact, the second one was at the end of a bad relationship that inspired activities like the first one. But yea, growing up a little made me realize that not only was that kind of shit cruel, but also made me look like a horrible person. fair enough.

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rk

[Cutlery]

I help old ladies halfway across the street. They learn from example.

[mj]

When I left my ex husband, I told him that I was leaving him because he had a little dick and didnt know how to use it.

Then i told him that the reason that I didnt give him head more was because it was so small. But that the guy I have now has a big dick, and I give him head all the time. Even road head.

[qbert]

One time, I got super crunk-nasty, and there was this nasty bitch who was dating this dude named Ward, and me and this kid Shawn New(b) were staying at his house, and she was there, so we just tag-teamed the shit out of her, but I didn't really want to stick my peen anywhere near her vag-hole, so I just put it in her mouth and Shawn dropped like the fucking newb that he is, so I busted a nut in her eye and went to bed across the room. The next day she was all like "Fuck me, fuck me" and I was like "NO BITCH" and I smoked all her cigarettes, finished her bottle and went home.

[The Grouch]

Few weeks ago there was a kegger for one of the local dance partys, as usual the few chicken heads totally trashed were not paying attention to there drinks, Needless to say urination in there beer and pocketbook snatching is a fun thing on a friday night :x

[Magik]

ROFL well ive never really done anything mean.

dated a guy for 2 1/2 years then left him for someone i met on the dilly. hes hot as fuck with a huge penis.. and he knows how to use it!!

[ytcracker]

im pretty mean to girls but i love my wife and my daughter

they have my heart :cool:

[rmk]

One time, I got super crunk-nasty, and there was this nasty bitch who was dating this dude named Ward, and me and this kid Shawn New(b) were staying at his house, and she was there, so we just tag-teamed the shit out of her, but I didn't really want to stick my peen anywhere near her vag-hole, so I just put it in her mouth and Shawn dropped like the fucking newb that he is, so I busted a nut in her eye and went to bed across the room. The next day she was all like "Fuck me, fuck me" and I was like "NO BITCH" and I smoked all her cigarettes, finished her bottle and went home.

i swear u r the leetest dude on the interweb

[ytcracker]

One time, I got super crunk-nasty, and there was this nasty bitch who was dating this dude named Ward, and me and this kid Shawn New(b) were staying at his house, and she was there, so we just tag-teamed the shit out of her, but I didn't really want to stick my peen anywhere near her vag-hole, so I just put it in her mouth and Shawn dropped like the fucking newb that he is, so I busted a nut in her eye and went to bed across the room. The next day she was all like "Fuck me, fuck me" and I was like "NO BITCH" and I smoked all her cigarettes, finished her bottle and went home.

i know shawn noob

[qbert]

Yeah nigga you know that kid.

Dude, I've pissed in so many bitch's beers. That shit is a joke. There used to be mad houseparties at the 4040 house on Riverside Dr, and they had a port-a-potty in the back.. I'd wait til a bitch went in, take my beer and pour it in the vents at the top, all over that bitch. Listen to her fuckin scream and run away. Rinse and repeat, son.

[Poke 16419,232]

I fucked this chick in the ass then told her that we had to break up because things were moving way too fast for me...


Then I went out with her mom....

[treason]

i think i take the cake...

this girl told me she was pregnant with my kid recently... i told her i was sterile. with a good reason for why i'd be sterile she bought it n now doubts herself.

yea, i know i'm pure evil, but i'm not proud of it.

[mj]

Gotta do what you gotta do.

[ytcracker]

i think i take the cake...

this girl told me she was pregnant with my kid recently... i told her i was sterile. with a good reason for why i'd be sterile she bought it n now doubts herself.

yea, i know i'm pure evil, but i'm not proud of it.

well dude in that case that would mean she was fucking around on you if you were together if she doubts it

so word dna test bitch