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[Zain]

pfloyd stabbed cg's balls neatly.

[stang]

on
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[stang]

% you. Let's see how you do in the clutch...
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[Zain]

silentjohn brushed it's lips against britt's sister like a faggot.

[KOiN]

Ackerman

[stang]

Jerry: No, you were talking about the, the um, the dream you had.
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[Zain]

stang licked zain's sister like a faggot.

[stang]

Elaine: Uh-huh...
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[stang]

% So far, so good.
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[KOiN]

Ackley

[Zain]

skunx cut off krazy's leg deviously.

[stang]

Jerry: Where you had, uh, wooden teeth.
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[Zain]

zain bit fgtzplz's leg twice.

[stang]

% Oops. Whiff.
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[KOiN]

acknowledge

[stang]

Elaine: No! No! *You* had wooden teeth! *You* had wooden teeth!
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[Zain]

jdail ate out pad's leg devilishly.

[stang]

*I*
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[Zain]

clutch kissed fgtzplz's right breast mysteriously.

[KOiN]

acknowledgeable

[stang]

didn't have wooden teeth, *you* did!
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[stang]

Jerry: Alright, so *I* had wooden teeth, so what?
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[Zain]

bis1 bit ytcracker's sister hard.

[stang]

Elaine: So nothing... Nothing...
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[KOiN]

acknowledged

[Zain]

koin licked version2's father five times.

[stang]

% Cut to Jerry in a nightclub somewhere, doing another monologue...
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[stang]

Jerry: Apparently Plato, who came up with the concept of the platonic
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[Zain]

pfloyd cut off vershun's mouth devilishly.

[KOiN]

acknowledgement

[stang]

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[Zain]

metalheadsunite stabbed sanction's balls neatly.

[stang]

relationship, was pretty excited about it. He named it after
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[KOiN]

acknowledgements

[stang]

himself. He said ``Yeah, I got this new thing-- "platonic".
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[Zain]

silentjohn fucked whiteflour's left breast five times.

[stang]

My
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[stang]

idea, my name, callin' it after myself... What I do is, I go *out*
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[KOiN]

acknowledger

[Zain]

duster slashed sanction's pet neatly.

[stang]

with the girls, I *talk* with them-- don't *do* anything... and
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[stang]

go
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[Zain]

clutch sucked jodi's teeth twice.

[KOiN]

acknowledgers

[stang]

right home. What'dya think? I think it's going to be *big*!''
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[Zain]

bis1 licked pad's twat four times.

[stang]

I bet you there were other guys in history that tried to get
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[KOiN]

acknowledges

[stang]

relationships named after them, but it didn't work. Y'know, I bet
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[Zain]

britt made out with hu5tlerhunter's toes like a nigger.

[stang]

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[stang]

you there were guys who tried to do it, just went: ``Hi, my name's
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[Zain]

dullers stabbed koin's twat confidently.

[KOiN]

acknowledging

[stang]

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[Zain]

meca touched fgtzplz's nipple neatly.

[stang]

Rico. Would you like to go to bed immediately? Hey, it's a
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[KOiN]

acknowledgment

[stang]

*"Riconic"* relationship...''
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[Zain]

koin stabbed vershun's right leg deviously.

[kleer]

defhg45

[stang]

% Jerry gets home after the party. His place is characteristically
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[Zain]

jodi brushed it's lips against mysterio's nose three times.

[kleer]

6543tefgsdfg

[KOiN]

acknowledgments

[stang]

not
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[kleer]

fve54535tre

[stang]

% vacant, but it's not Kramer inside-- it's his folks.
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[Zain]

cmptn slashed fgtzplz's nose passionately.

[stang]

Jerry: Hey!
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[KOiN]

acme

[stang]

Morty: Ah, there he is!
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[Zain]

draven brushed it's lips against silentjohn's smegma neatly.

[kleer]

chinese

[stang]

Jerry: This is what I like, see? You come home and your parents
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[KOiN]

acne

[Zain]

draven fucked purenough's girlfriend's sister devilishly.

[kleer]

lo mein

[stang]

are in your
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[stang]

bed!
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[Zain]

whiteflour touched sanction's middle finger three times.

[kleer]

asdasdasd ga chunka chunk

[KOiN]

acolyte

[stang]

Helen: Y'know, Jerry, we don't have to do this...
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[stang]

Jerry: What are you talkin' about? It's fine, I love having you
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[Zain]

sanction brushed it's lips against pfloyd's twat over and over again.

[kleer]

123456789, the 10 crack commandments

[stang]

here...
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[KOiN]

acolytes

[stang]

Helen: Tomorrow we'll go to a hotel.
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[Zain]

meca fucked skunx's right leg sensually.

[stang]

Jerry: Ma, will you stop?
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[KOiN]

acorn

[stang]

Helen: No, why should we take over your apartment?
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[Zain]

bis1 made out with ytcracker's boyfriend professionally.

[stang]

Jerry: I don't care-- I'm sleeping next door.
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[kleer]

asdf23

[mj]

OMG

[KOiN]

acorns

[stang]

Helen: Your friend Kramer doesn't mind?
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[Zain]

krazy cut off koin's girlfriend's sister sexually.

[stang]

Jerry: No, he's making a bouillabaisse.
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[kleer]

423sdf

[stang]

Jerry: So Dad, lemme ask you a question. How many people work at
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[KOiN]

acoustic

[Zain]

vershun kissed cmptn's fingers harshly.

[kleer]

000iioooo0000ooii

[stang]

these big
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[stang]

law offices?
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[Zain]

meca made out with pfloyd's sister six times.

[KOiN]

acoustical

[stang]

Morty: Depends on the firm.
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[stang]

Jerry: Yeah, but if you called up and described someone, do you
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[Zain]

draven made out with pad's knee the way jesus would.

[KOiN]

acoustically

[stang]

think they
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[Zain]

qbert fucked justrad's back sensually.

[stang]

would know who it was?
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[kleer]

324efwsdf

[stang]

Morty: What's the matter? You need a lawyer?
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[KOiN]

acoustician

[Zain]

jet kidnapped draven's vagina passionately.

[stang]

Jerry: No, I met someone at this party, and I know where she works,
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[stang]

but I
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[KOiN]

acoustics

[Zain]

kevin slashed koin's thigh twice.

[stang]

don't know her name.
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[kleer]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=66235810

shoesssss

[stang]

Morty: So why don't you ask someone who was at the party?
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[Zain]

jodi touched pad's twat like a nigger.

[KOiN]

acquaint

[stang]

Jerry: Nah, the only one I could ask is Elaine, and I can't ask
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[stang]

her.
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[Zain]

mistressj slashed draven's mouth harshly.

[stang]

Helen: Why not?
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[KOiN]

acquaintance

[stang]

Jerry: Because it's complicated-- there's some tension there.
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[Zain]

conyeezy cut mysterio's pet rabbit neatly.

[stang]

Helen: He used to go with her...
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[KOiN]

acquaintances

[stang]

Helen: Which one is she?
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[Zain]

ytcracker fingered compufreak's armpit three times.

[stang]

Morty: From Maryland. The one who brought you the chocolate covered
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[KOiN]

acquainted

[stang]

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[Zain]

koin licked rmk's pet five times.

[stang]

cherries you didn't like.
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[stang]

Morty: Oh yeah, very alert. Warm person.
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[Zain]

qbert stabbed fgtzplz's vagina six times.

[KOiN]

acquainting

[stang]

Jerry: Oh yeah, she's great.
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[Zain]

violent stared at cg's clit twice.

[stang]

Helen: So, how come nothing materialized there?
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[KOiN]

acquaints

[stang]

Jerry: Well, it's a tough thing to talk about... I dunno...
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[Zain]

stang fingered cg's twat mysteriously.

[stang]

Helen: I know what it was...
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[KOiN]

acquiesce

[stang]

Jerry: You don't know what it was...
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[Zain]

vershun cut qbert's neck four times.

[stang]

Helen: So, what was it?
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[Zain]

jdog bit jet's balls like a faggot.

[stang]

Jerry: Well, we fight a lot for some reason...
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[KOiN]

acquiesced

[stang]

% Both his parents respond in that "You know so little son,
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[stang]

that's to be
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[KOiN]

acquiescence

[stang]

% expected", sarcastic, know-it-all tone...
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[stang]

H + M: Oh, well...
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[KOiN]

acquiescent

[stang]

Jerry: And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry...
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[stang]

% Oops. Cat got your collective tongue, folks? They occupy themselves
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[stang]

% for a few seconds, not knowing how to respond to *that*...
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[KOiN]

acquiesces

[stang]

Helen: Well, I think she's a very attractive girl.
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[stang]

Jerry: Oh, she is, she absolutely is.
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[KOiN]

acquiescing

[stang]

Helen: I can see if there was a *weight* problem...
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[stang]

Jerry: No, it's not that. It wasn't all one-sided.
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[KOiN]

acquirable

[stang]

% Why, Jerry? How could anyone not like you?
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[stang]

Helen: You know, you can't be so particular. Nobody's perfect.
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[stang]

% Except maybe Jerry. Right, Mrs. Seinfeld?
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[kleer]

iojsoidjosjidiojsd

[KOiN]

acquire

[stang]

Jerry: I know, I know...
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[kleer]

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[stang]

Morty: Y'know Jerry, it's a good thing I wasn't so particular.
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[KOiN]

acquired

[kleer]

300

[stang]

Helen: Idiot... [To Jerry] So who're you looking for, Sophia Loren?
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[stang]

Jerry: That's got *nothin'* to do with it.
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[KOiN]

acquires

[stang]

Morty: How about Loni Anderson?
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[kleer]

46566yggffgf

[stang]

Helen: Where do you get Loni Anderson?
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[stang]

Morty: Why, what's wrong with Loni Anderson?
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[KOiN]

acquiring

[kleer]

7687uhgjh

[stang]

Helen: I like *Elaine* more than Loni Anderson...
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[kleer]

eiojh433dd

[stang]

% That makes a bunch of us, Mrs. Seinfeld...
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[KOiN]

acquisition

[stang]

Jerry: What are you two talking about? Look, Elaine just wasn't
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[kleer]

ijoij876876

[stang]

"the one".
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[KOiN]

acquisitions

[stang]

Helen: And this other one's "the one"?
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[kleer]

heello

[stang]

Jerry: I dunno, maybe...
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[stang]

Morty: So ask Elaine there for the number.
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[KOiN]

acquisitive

[stang]

Jerry: I can't-- she'll get upset. I never talk about other women
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[kleer]

helo

[stang]

with her,
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[KOiN]

acquisitiveness

[stang]

especially this one tonight.
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[stang]

Helen: How could you still see her if your not interested?
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[kleer]

][][][][]

[KOiN]

acquit

[stang]

Jerry: We're *friends*.
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[kleer]

888888888888

[stang]

Morty: Doesn't sound like you're friends to me. If you were friends
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[kleer]

][ ][ ][

[stang]

you'd
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[KOiN]

acquits

[stang]

ask her for the number. Do you know where this other one works?
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[kleer]

342342

[stang]

Jerry: Oh yeah...
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[KOiN]

acquittal

[stang]

% Yeah, but can he say it six times fast? Actually, he probably
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[stang]

can...
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[kleer]

666

[KOiN]

acquitted

[stang]

Morty: Well, go up to the office.
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[kleer]

is the number of the beast

[stang]

Helen: Up to her office?
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[stang]

Morty: Go to the building. She goes out to lunch, doesn't she?
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[kleer]

=-okikokop

[KOiN]

acquitter

[stang]

Jerry: I guess...
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[kleer]

\\\|||||\\\////|||///

[stang]

Morty: So, you stand in the lobby, by the elevator, and wait for
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[KOiN]

acquitting

[stang]

her to
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[stang]

come down for lunch.
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[KOiN]

acre

[stang]

Jerry: You mean "stakeout" the lobby?
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[kleer]

royksop

[stang]

Helen: Morty, that's ridiculous. Just ask Elaine for the number!
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