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penis Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. - George Santayana

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penis A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. - George Wald

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penis I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. - Georges Duhamel

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penis Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

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penis 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2. - Grabel's Law

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penis Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. - Groucho Marx

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penis A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

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penis There is no truth. There is only perception. - Gustave Flaubert

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penis All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H. L. Mencken

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penis There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem. - Harold Stephens

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penis I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

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penis My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

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penis Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Bergson

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penis Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science. - Henri Poincare

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penis Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. - Henrik Tikkanen

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penis Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. - Henry David Thoreau

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penis A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

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penis Whether you think you can or think you can't -- you are right. - Henry Ford

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penis Writing is good, thinking is better. Cleverness is good, patience is better - Hermann Hesse

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penis If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. - Hermann Hesse

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penis The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well. - Horace Walpole

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penis Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

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penis If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

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penis Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. - Isaac Asimov

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penis If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

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penis Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box. - Italian Proverb

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penis I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

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penis I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

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penis It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. - Jackie Mason

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penis The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation. - Jacob Bronowski

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penis Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

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penis Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death. - James F. Byrnes

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penis A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. - James Feibleman

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penis It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

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penis He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes. - James Thurber

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penis No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other. - Jascha Heifetz

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penis Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

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penis Only the mediocre are always at their best. - Jean Giraudoux

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penis A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

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penis My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

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penis A good tool improves the way you work. A great tool improves the way you think. - Jeff Duntemann

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penis A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. - Jerome Blattner

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penis I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

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penis Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - Jerry Seinfeld

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penis If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. - Jewish Proverb

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penis If the phone doesn't ring, it's me. - Jimmy Buffet

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penis We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

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penis The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. - Joe Ancis

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penis If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. - Joe Martin

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penis It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johann Goethe

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penis Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything. - Johann K. Lavater

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penis In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - Johann von Neumann

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penis The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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penis The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

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penis A man always has two reasons for what he does-a good one, and the real one. - John Pierpont Morgan

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penis What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

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penis We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems. - John W. Gardner

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penis Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. - John Wanamaker

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penis Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

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penis No wise man ever wished to be younger. - Jonathan Swift

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penis Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some. - Jose Marti

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penis I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. - Joseph Baretti

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penis A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool. - Joseph Roux

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penis A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

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penis Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone else. - Judy Garland

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penis Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

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penis Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

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penis It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. - Krishnamurti

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penis If you want truly to understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

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penis Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

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penis Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. - Kurt Vonnegut

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penis A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu

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penis Truth over Harmony. - Larry Bossidy

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penis Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J. Peter

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penis Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian. - Lee Simonson

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penis Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Leo Tolstoy

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penis Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci

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penis Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials. - Lian Yutang

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penis Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

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penis The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

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penis I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin

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penis When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

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penis The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

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penis The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it. - Lord Macaulay

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penis Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it. - Lou Holtz

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penis Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood. - Louise Beal

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penis Wisdom is knowing the right path to take… Integrity is taking it. - M. H. McKee

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penis It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. - Mabel Newcomber

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penis The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would solve most the worlds problems. - Gandhi

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penis An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - Gandhi

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penis God has no religion. - Gandhi

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penis Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

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penis The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

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penis Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. - Margaret Millar

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penis Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

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penis To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe. - Marilyn vos Savant

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penis If everything's under control, you're going too slow. - Mario Andretti

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penis It is surprinsingly how easy it is to forget that the way to get things done is to do them. - Mark Forster

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penis The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. - Mark Twain

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penis Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. - Mark Twain

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penis Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. - Mark Twain

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penis To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. - Mark Twain

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penis A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

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penis If you eat a frog first thing in the morning, the rest of your day will be wonderful. - Mark Twain

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penis If you have to eat a frog, don't look at it for too long. - Mark Twain

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penis If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

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penis It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. - Mark Twain

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penis Never put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain

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penis Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

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penis When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

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penis I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan

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penis There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary Wilson Little

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penis If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

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penis The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred. - Meredith Willson

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penis I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying. - Michael Jordan

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penis The more you can dream, the more you can do. - Michael Korda

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penis You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

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penis Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. - Mickey Mouse

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penis A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Montaigne

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penis We can do no great things, only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

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penis A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. - Murphy's Law of Computing

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penis Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence. - Napoleon (Hanlon's Razor)

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penis History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

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penis Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

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penis I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. - New York City detective

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penis The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

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penis I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

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penis Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. - Nora Ephron

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penis When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

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penis There is no greater impotence in all the world like knowing you are right and that the wave of the world is wrong, yet the wave crashes upon you. - Norman Mailer

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penis Heroism consists of hanging on one minute longer. - Norwegian saying

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penis You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

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penis The little I know I owe to my ignorance. - Orville Mars

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penis What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant

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penis Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

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penis True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

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penis Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde

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penis I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde

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penis Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived. - Oscar Wilde

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penis Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

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penis There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

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penis Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Oscar Wilde

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penis Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

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penis Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

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penis Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

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penis The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

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penis There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter F. Drucker

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penis Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves. - Peter McArthur

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penis Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

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penis Write drunk, revise sober. - Poet's Motto

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penis I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. - Poul Anderson

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penis Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Putt's Law

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penis Some things have to be believed to be seen. - Ralph Hodgson

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penis Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

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penis The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority. - Ralph W. Sockman

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penis I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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penis You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. - Ray Bradbury

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penis A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties. - Reginald B. Mansell

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penis Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change thing I can, and wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

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penis Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

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penis Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rich Cook

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penis I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

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penis One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

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penis An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. - Robert A. Humphrey

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penis Understanding is simple. Knowing is complicated. - Robert Fripp

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penis A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

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penis Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

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penis While I am opposed to all orthodox creeds, I have a creed myself; and my creed is this. Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so. This creed is somewhat short, but it is long enough for this life, strong enough for this world. If there is another world, when we get there we can make another creed. - Robert Green Ingersoll

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penis Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. - Robert Heinlein

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penis The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. - Robert M. Pirsig

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penis It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, 'Go away, I'm looking for the truth.' and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M. Pirsig

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penis When one person suffers from a delusion It is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion It is called Religion. - Robert M. Pirsig

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penis There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

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penis We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky

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penis If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. - Robert X. Cringely

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penis I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

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penis My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

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penis If there's only one answer, then this must not be a very interesting topic. - Ron Jeffries

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penis Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. - Ron Nesen

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penis Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. - Ronald Reagan

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penis After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' - Ronnie Shakes

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penis Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. - Russell Baker

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penis O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - Saint Augustine

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penis There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Saint Theresa of Jesus

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penis You almost never get the pleasure of seeing that you won the argument in real time. People just don't like to publicly change their minds. They change their minds in private. - Sam Harris

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penis What shapes our lives are the questions we ask, refuse to ask, or never think to ask. - Sam Keen

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penis Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

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penis It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

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penis What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

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penis Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good. - Samuel Johnson

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penis If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

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penis If you can eliminate all the other choices, the remaining choice, no matter how improbable, is the answer. - Sherlock Holmes

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

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penis In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert's there are few. - Shunryu Suzuki

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penis An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

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penis I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand. - Sir Edward Appleton

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penis By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates

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penis The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates

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penis The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

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penis True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us. - Socrates

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penis To a brave man, good and bad luck are like his left and right hand. He uses both. - St Catherine of Siena

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