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namrak

09-04-2007, 12:15 AM

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ViolentByDesign

09-04-2007, 12:26 AM

Yesterday I was attempting to smoke crack with my hermit crab Isabella, when a strange noise disrupted my pipe session. As I moved cautiously to the door, I heard it louder and louder. Thumping as quick as my heart, I thought "what could this noise be?" I opened the door moving ever so slowly, and as I peered around the corner I saw it. The peg-legged jew had stolen my fucking fluffernutter and was performing devious sexual acts with it. I thought "what in the mother fuck am I going to do about this?" So I grabbed my Pog Slammer and crept up next to the jew. With one quick thrust I smashed my illmatic slammer into his skull. He hit the floor like a sack of potatoes and started crying. I gripped his neon green with pink elephant shirt and pulled him up about 12 feet in the air screaming, 'WHO SENT YOU?! WHO SENT YOU?!" I then made an unsettling discovery, he had been sent by the federallies to put an end to my fluffernutter hax. This could not be! I offered him a way to escape my clutches of death: a yo-yo competition. As we made our way into Rasheeda's mailbox where the underground yo-yo competition took place, I could feel the power inside my Yomega. As soon as I hit the stage, I tore the roof down yo. Five around-the-worlds and a rock the cradle later I was back at home, smoking rock with my beloved hermit crab Isabella and posting videos of women snorting lines of my dried up semen on YouTube. The End.