crippin4lifeblood
09-02-2007, 03:27 PM
aItE i WAsNT ABouT TO DO THiS BUt 1 Of My HoMeBoYz ReCeNtLy DiEd In ChiNAtOWn FrOM SaRS And I AiNt TrYIn To maKe Any OtHA niGGUh SuFFeR ThrU ThaT ShIT My HomEBOY SuFFeReD ThRU
1. AlWaYS CaRRy A SaRs MaSk (SeLf ExPLANiToRy)
2. NeVeR BrInG YouR DoG ThERe, ThEY WiLL EaT IT WhEN ThEY GeT The ChAnCE
3. AlwAys TrY To LooK AT TheM DiReCtLY In The EyE ( YeaH I KNoW ITs HArD To SPoT ThEiR EyEs) BECuz Its A SiGn oF ReSPeCT
4. AVoiD EaTinG ThErE FooD WhEN You GO ThERE BECUz 99.99% oF THE TimE ULL CaTcH SaRs ANd OtHEr VaRIoUS CHinEsE DIsEasEs
5. WhEN TheY SaY "ZhiNG PiNG LiNg MinG" It MeAnS RuN dA FuCK AwAY, And u BesTa Do IT CuzZ Or eLsE tHey wIll tHroW rICe at U
6. If YoU SeE THiS niGGUh TheRe, DoNt PuLL NO FunNy ShiT on Him CuzZ IM WaRniN U He FInNa Do SOme KaRaTe ChOP SuEy On U
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc36/jodymczane123/Jackie_Chan_654446.jpg
7. WhEn U HeAr LoUd CHiNEsE MuSiC, TrY To AVoId IT ANd SpRinT AS FaST As U CaN AwAY FroM it CuZ DaT mEaNs ThEY SeNsE u AnD ThEY FeNTo THrOW Soy SaUce ON U
8. HaHA Who ThiS ChiNk aSS niGGUH TRYin To FOol? TeLLiNg U ThiS ShiT iS Dim SuM, niGGUh This ShiT iS DoG's iNtESTINeS
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc36/jodymczane123/cover_story-1.jpg
9. DoN'T be FOoLeD WheN You ORDeR FrIED RiCe, ExAMinE DaT SHiT To MAKe SuRe TheiR AInT no FunNY SHiT (LiKE BaBIes aND DOGs ANd CaTs)
10. OuT OF aLL Da CHinEsE ReStAuRAnTs in ChiNaToWN, MAkE SuRE U DOnT Go To ThiS OnE, ConSIDeR This YouR OnE aND oNly WArNIn niGGUH (FooD CoNtAIns SARs, DoEsNT MaTTeR HOW FUcKin CHEaP Da FOoD IS THeRE)
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc36/jodymczane123/chinesedsa.jpg
AiTE My niGGUhS, JuS LoOKin OUT FOr Da HOod TALk FAM FeEL mE? I aLREaDY LoST 1 of MY niGGUhs AInT TrYInG TO LOSe ANOThER TO SOme CHIneSE FaGGOt CHinAToWnErS FeEL mE?
AITe STAy SaFe CUzZ
C's Up niGGUH
1. AlWaYS CaRRy A SaRs MaSk (SeLf ExPLANiToRy)
2. NeVeR BrInG YouR DoG ThERe, ThEY WiLL EaT IT WhEN ThEY GeT The ChAnCE
3. AlwAys TrY To LooK AT TheM DiReCtLY In The EyE ( YeaH I KNoW ITs HArD To SPoT ThEiR EyEs) BECuz Its A SiGn oF ReSPeCT
4. AVoiD EaTinG ThErE FooD WhEN You GO ThERE BECUz 99.99% oF THE TimE ULL CaTcH SaRs ANd OtHEr VaRIoUS CHinEsE DIsEasEs
5. WhEN TheY SaY "ZhiNG PiNG LiNg MinG" It MeAnS RuN dA FuCK AwAY, And u BesTa Do IT CuzZ Or eLsE tHey wIll tHroW rICe at U
6. If YoU SeE THiS niGGUh TheRe, DoNt PuLL NO FunNy ShiT on Him CuzZ IM WaRniN U He FInNa Do SOme KaRaTe ChOP SuEy On U
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc36/jodymczane123/Jackie_Chan_654446.jpg
7. WhEn U HeAr LoUd CHiNEsE MuSiC, TrY To AVoId IT ANd SpRinT AS FaST As U CaN AwAY FroM it CuZ DaT mEaNs ThEY SeNsE u AnD ThEY FeNTo THrOW Soy SaUce ON U
8. HaHA Who ThiS ChiNk aSS niGGUH TRYin To FOol? TeLLiNg U ThiS ShiT iS Dim SuM, niGGUh This ShiT iS DoG's iNtESTINeS
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc36/jodymczane123/cover_story-1.jpg
9. DoN'T be FOoLeD WheN You ORDeR FrIED RiCe, ExAMinE DaT SHiT To MAKe SuRe TheiR AInT no FunNY SHiT (LiKE BaBIes aND DOGs ANd CaTs)
10. OuT OF aLL Da CHinEsE ReStAuRAnTs in ChiNaToWN, MAkE SuRE U DOnT Go To ThiS OnE, ConSIDeR This YouR OnE aND oNly WArNIn niGGUH (FooD CoNtAIns SARs, DoEsNT MaTTeR HOW FUcKin CHEaP Da FOoD IS THeRE)
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc36/jodymczane123/chinesedsa.jpg
AiTE My niGGUhS, JuS LoOKin OUT FOr Da HOod TALk FAM FeEL mE? I aLREaDY LoST 1 of MY niGGUhs AInT TrYInG TO LOSe ANOThER TO SOme CHIneSE FaGGOt CHinAToWnErS FeEL mE?
AITe STAy SaFe CUzZ
C's Up niGGUH