Essay: RAWFLE

[ChewY]

Whole reason i got banned from be a dg was because people were trying to stick up for the girl i was picking on because they also had vaginas and decided to girl power up and ban me. People would jump into my fliratatious moments with some dg slut pist off cause they suck and can't get phone pussy free like me. So then they whined and conspired like girls to Pimpy until he said "fuck it i'll ban him" cause he is Pimpy and its his job to keep little ho's happy.

Also no one can keystyle on dg despite the title of the forum "be a dg" and the creater of the forum saying give it a try in at least half a dozen songs so they "player hate" and bitch about my rhymes even though they can't stop reading them. It then became popular belief that I myself am trying to make a career out of being a lyracist and many slanderous comments were made to ruin my name due to the facts/gay jokes mentioned in the lamer tank. Also my dick is to big to be on be a dg.

PS: balls too

[Jawbreaker]

bro thats like 2 long sentences, see my essay for more info on getting unbanned

[Jawbreaker]

I'm not banned because I'm not a dickfor (aka I made Vampire Final) so this is a 315 Word sample essay for you shit bags if you want to get reinstated into "to be a digital gangster" - Don't even think about swapping shit out and making this your own.

To the DG Mods,

I'm very sorry for all the inconveniences I have caused the board over the past year. I have bumped old threads, called people shit bags, and spammed pictures of President G.W. Bush eating a baby. Furthermore, I am very sorry for speaking Russian on the message board for a week which caused many people to have to use online translators to attempt to decrypt my Cyrillic text. Moreover, I think that this DG Sass Banning idea was necessary and I commend you all for following through with this objective.

If I can be of any assistance in making this online community a better place, or drive it in the direction you would like to see it go in, please let me know. At this time, although not required, I would also like to state that the week or so that every single thread on digitalgangster.com was about Vampires, Vampire Final, and Me, as well as the multiple times the entire active body of digitalgangster.com members followed me in trends and destruction of the message board, were all horrible things to do to you.

I would like to conclude by formally apologizing and I have come to my senses and request that you reinstate my membership back to the original forum “to be a digital gangster” – once this is compeleted you will see a different person, a new, better, stronger, more respectable poster on your message board. I speak for everyone banned when I say, “We have all been shit bags for the past few months and we are very sorry and we just want to make you happy”

Ps: It’s not cool when people steal my avatar and signature
Pss: It’s really not cool when people photoshop my avatar onto matrix spoon scenes and/or put a Halloween pumpkin jack-o-lantern face on my avatar and use it as theirs.

Love always,

ViO

[ChewY]

Sorry for being a fucktard. I grew up around spicks and am sorry. Look, I now hate spicks too because they are dumb and darker than me (and they like to say pinche gringo in their god damn white t-shirt). I finally acheived one of my goals, (fucking a seniorita) and she assured me that as white folk we have bigger genetalia and that spicks are about 50.99% gay.

I've adopted an old secret to power, hear see speak no evil. The creed has purified my heart/mind and in conjunction with some advice by sun szu I am having a lot of fun fucking with spicks. I'll replace words such as "that guy" or "that girl" in my stories with "dirty spick" or "lazy spick "if in fact it was a dirty and / or lazy spick who was being offended by this pinche gringo in the future. RonMexico, sorry if i offend (no not really just stay the fuck away from my beans, asshole).

Look, we all know mexicans are stupid and that stupidity is contagious. Forgive me i live in a population that is 90% mexican (spick) and was trying to make real life friends. However spicks are nobodys friend except perhaps the chupacabra's because spicks breed goats (and wear sombraros).

What i'm trying to say is, forgive me for acting like a dumb dirty spick and if someone says STFU CHEWY I'll listen (unless it is non DG ruling class and therfor a peer).

PS: i'm half black and this post is ment to be dumb as fuck.

[ChewY]

how about this one.

Hi, my name is ChewY and i used to be an alcoholic / pothead. I used to play world of warcraft but now i just fuck a bitch like ron mexico's mom. Not that she fucks bitches, but i fuck a mexican bitch who is a little older but has pills and money plus <3s my dick.

My hobbies include playing concoles, fucking someone who could be ron mexico's mom and making fun of dick riding faggets on internet forums. If you're a dick riding fagget please assume the position and get ready for some hot man chowder. Think about that next time you open that cambles soup and spoon that hot white shit into your stomach, asshole.

PS: i don't care about net sluts anymore cause ytc and biggie got me laid and the bitch does my laundry mops my floors sucks my dick cooks scrubs my toilet (and shower) and likes to pretend she is cleopatra when i drill her. Also is about a 6 / 10. Also gives me pills / money and is worried i might hit her again.
PPS: get money ho

PS @ feds: i hit her in a 100% non violent and playfull maner.
PS @ DG: she had a bruise for 2 weeks haha she must be anemic.
PPS @ DG: also has her tubes tied, fuckin it raw but if she has my kid i can get 5k for it in mexico.

[ChewY]

there you go man thats at least 250 words. if you expected some dickridin apology for running game on and trying to phonesex dawna sorry bud i don't do that.

[Fade]

there you go man thats at least 250 words. if you expected some dickridin apology for running game on and trying to phonesex dawna sorry bud i don't do that.

were you successful ?

Originally Posted by dawninja
Fuck no! Nothing related to me would ever let your "penis" penetrate any orifice of their body.


apparently not.

DENIED.

[joccy]

how about this one.

Hi, my name is ChewY and i used to be an alcoholic / pothead. I used to play world of warcraft but now i just fuck a bitch like ron mexico's mom. Not that she fucks bitches, but i fuck a mexican bitch who is a little older but has pills and money plus <3s my dick.

My hobbies include playing concoles, fucking someone who could be ron mexico's mom and making fun of dick riding faggets on internet forums. If you're a dick riding fagget please assume the position and get ready for some hot man chowder. Think about that next time you open that cambles soup and spoon that hot white shit into your stomach, asshole.

PS: i don't care about net sluts anymore cause ytc and biggie got me laid and the bitch does my laundry mops my floors sucks my dick cooks scrubs my toilet (and shower) and likes to pretend she is cleopatra when i drill her. Also is about a 6 / 10. Also gives me pills / money and is worried i might hit her again.
PPS: get money ho

PS @ feds: i hit her in a 100% non violent and playfull maner.
PS @ DG: she had a bruise for 2 weeks haha she must be anemic.
PPS @ DG: also has her tubes tied, fuckin it raw but if she has my kid i can get 5k for it in mexico.


is it not fulfilling to know that you are the perceived dominant one in a relationship? j/w

i always wonder about those sort of relationships

[Nore]

atrocious effort

C-

re-do or stay banned FaggoT

[Krazy]

atrocious effort

C-

re-do or stay banned FaggoT

ahhahahaha rooflroflroflorfl
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man how did i miss this thread

[Jrdn]

you are concentrating too much on the fact that you are a loser.

you are emitting an aura of loserdom.

please cease.

[ChewY]

you are concentrating too much on the fact that you are a loser.

you are emitting an aura of loserdom.

please cease.
well it was somewhat of a satire.

[ChewY]

were you successful ?



apparently not.

DENIED.
dawna no, purenough yes.

[ytcracker]

who banned you

[ChewY]

who banned you
anonymous

[ChewY]

Chewy, don't you know I've spent your whole $300 bi-weekly paycheck from McDonald's to put you in there?