post ytc lyrics itt

[Audio]

i need that green
that hocus pocus focus juice
dont need no fo or a deuce
just need that surge to help me get loose
i need that surge
that hocus pocus focus juice
dont need no fo or a deuce
just need that green to help me get loose

[Sanchez]

step up to the plate
the colorado rockie sick disc jockey
always on the grind like mike mizrachi
haters will hate but they cant stop me
argue semantics spammer antics
made it all possible unTOSable
unstoppable undroppable
ytcracker hear my name

[Audio]

get ye wig split
or
SLAP IT ON HER FACE

[Mfk]

my mx's in Texas, spam both sexes
check my p.o. box cause its where my check is
if you know me, then you know I like the wire
to show me the money like Jerry Macguire
rim with the tire on my radio flyer
more money in the bank then fags in the Shire

[silent]

silent john incremental
another silent instrumental
the nerd rap existential
people compare me to mc chris or frontalot
but the fact is i predate them with significance (yeaaa)
im the oldest geek rapper by far save k&r
compiling kernels open bracket causing racket
MIT nerds throw your laser pen in the air
and wave it all around like it had no
repercussions
now follow instructions professor whiteys discussions
consist of nothing but incoherent rambling and babbling
but you should still take notes cuz you never know whats happening
ill drop a little nugget a tidbit if you will
there were four united states presidents named bill
if you run out of hit points the game will shout

if you dig this
then you dug this
cause im all about nerd life word life
if you dig this
then you dug this
cause im all about nerd life word life

let me start again
put it on like a cardigan
swing it like my name was mad martigan
which reminds me
warwick davis was willow and an ewok
leonard nimoy was galvatron and spock
if that aint typecast i dunno what is
talk about predestiny nobody gets the best of me
ive only played one role my whole lifetime
the nerd lifeline
streamed through a wigger pipeline
so no one can bite mine
cuz mine is original and i write rhymes
to burn on a cd play in your miniv
soccer moms yodel back yodel at the little me
i got a sidekick i gotta stay connected
watch out for my dcom or youll get infected
and you dont wanna be one of my bots
cause i see it all like sauron the cyclops
and i wont hesitate to drop your whole netblock
if youre acting up and youre dumber than a pet rock
im about this nerd life as you can see
spreading like a virus on mp3

[Audio]

let me start again
put it on like a cardigan
swing it like my name was mad martigan
which reminds me
warwick davis was willow and an ewok
leonard nimoy was galvatron and spock
if that aint typecast i dunno what is
talk about predestiny nobody gets the best of me
ive only played one role my whole lifetime
the nerd lifeline
streamed through a wigger pipeline
so no one can bite mine
cuz mine is original and i write rhymes
to burn on a cd play in your miniv
best part imo

[raT]

dug dug dug ytcracker dot com

[silent]

Check it out now..
Word up Son, shit is ill kid..
Knahmsayin? Bein that we livin the motherfuckin trife life
Don't have another day right?
It's only right
Let me put you on to what happens Son, never believe this shit
Kick that shit

[Prodigy]
It's just another day, drownin my troubles with a forty
That's when I got the call from this brownskin shorty
She asked me where's my crew at? Said we could do whatever
She got her crew too, and said that we should get together
I said, "Aight -- just call me back in a hour
so I can take a shower and gather up the manpower"
Then I hung up the horn
And I thought to myself that it might be on
Cause this trick ain't pick up the phone to call me in years (Why?)
Ever since I left the hoe lonely in tears
Ain't no tellin what her friends puttin up in her ears
Ideas of settin me up, I'm not tryin ta hear
(Check it out, Son) So we take the gats for precautions
Plus this trick live in Brooklyn, home of the coffin
She might got a whole batallion of Bucktowners
Waitin for us to get up off the train and surround us
Or maybe, I'm blowin this shit out of proportion
But this shit do happen, to niggaz very often
So fuck it, a nigga gotta do what he meant to
My crew got my back, fuck the world is my mental
We put together five soldiers, the bitch called
My blood curdled, told me to meet her on Myrtle
Got to the plaza, we're waitin for the G train
We put a plan together, just in case the beef came
Now we Bed Stuy bound
Far from home and on unknown ground
But together we six deep, with five heats, nuttin sweet
First nigga frontin gettin lifted off his fuckin feet
It took eternity, we reached our destination
My heartbeat is racin like a cardiac patient
We finally got to Myrtle outside the train station
I saw not a soul, told my peoples to be patient
But hold up, thats when a black caravan rolled up
My legs then froze up, I grabbed my pound
Told my man, "Eyes open cause it might go down"
Said he don't like the way the shit is startin to sound
Evey angle of the car was smoked out and tinted
So we couldn't tell if the enemy was in it
It mighta been TNT, I wasn't tryin to wait and see, we
jetted thru Marcy cause Dee's ain't baggin me
Word Son, they got us on the run, Dunn, see yo

[Chorus]
Check it out, check it out, check it out, yo
Trife life got me thinkin like an animal
No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt yo
What can kill you is what you don't know

[Havoc]
OK check it, you're on your way to your girl's crib
But the bitch live in the 'Bridge
You ain't really sweatin it, cause little do you know
The niggaz in the 'Bridge be settin it
You thought you was safe and tried to walk the backstreets without heat
on the 41st Side (settin it) of 12th Street
The side where niggaz don't give a fuck
The side where if you come through frontin, kid you gettin bucked
On your way, to apartment 3A
with a phat herringbone, let him slide, no days
Son get the heat, cause I'm about to stick em
(Fuck that shit, yo if that nigga front, yo hit him!)
Aight bet, so just hold it down
while I cock back the long three pound
You're upstairs bonin, not knowin that I'm scheamin
Just the right time kid, it's twelve in the evenin
You're leavin out the buildin as you kiss your girl goodbye
Thought you was safe and got caught by surprised
"What's goin on?", as I reply,
"Shut the fuck up and don't make this 'to another homicide"
He tried to play tough so I put one in his brain
Even though I took his life, all I wanted was the chain
Come through truck without heat, how you figure?
When you in the projects keep your fingers on the trigger
But fuck that we're juxin, if you got what we like you gets tooken
Put you on your back, send you on your way, yo good lookin
Now be catchin the cap that holes in ya Lewis in Brooklyn
Gettin to' up from the flo' up, hit the dress sto' up
Got the 80-0 in case a nigga wanna roll up
Get'cha motherfuckin shit swoll up
Now it's back to Queens to serve fiends
Makin G's by any means, my eyes on my enemies
Sippin Hennessey, with my mind on some crime shit
One-time searchin me but never ever find shit
It's the everyday, get the loot then breeze
Though my goal is to leave outta state, push ki's
But all this bullshit holdin me down, I can't leave
Fuck a 9-to-5, I get the loot with ease
Don't even need a degree to earn a six-digit figure
I get mines slingin on the corner with my niggaz
Pullin the trigger when the drama appears
Cause that nigga worse enemy is FEAR
So yo....

[Chorus]

No doubt, so what can kill you is what you don't know..
[ad lib to outro]

[mhu]

We mail for a livin' we ain't hurtin' nobody
But if mailin' is a crime then I'm the game's John Gotti.

[Audio]

proof itt that bryce is god

[silent]

aol doesnt sue anybody
because they consider spamming a hOBBY

[anti]

we got what you need, (and whats that) botnets holdem down with the t3 speed

[anti]

Shut your lights off in the blink of an eye, my zero day stay infinite supply

[Audio]

we got what you need, (and whats that) botnets holdem down with the t3 speed

what song is that?

[ytcracker]

what song is that?

flow.c

[TGnerdcore]

im the boss of nerdy jingle/ any track of mine can be a single

[ChuckTaylor719]

the best yt line ever

[awol]

I like the ultra-nerdy shit:

"cuz my Game Theories bringing everything to the table like SQL Queries"


Funny.
Good Pun.

A+ material IMHO

[makeshift]

limo at the airport lol money
t-bone and taters for my lol tummy

[sub]

dirty nerdy millionaire before 30.