Crazy business ideas in here.

[betticus]

Okay, for when you are up late at night and the rush of inspiration hits you. You come up with some wild business plan that could possibly work, maybe.

Post that idea up here and get some feedback on it.

Of course, by posting you nail in a date and time of your idea which you could get a good lawyer to use in court to wreck those who steal your ideas.

Also, maybe someone else would like your idea.

[ryph]

i sleep with a notepad and pen on my night stand for this exact reason.

[betticus]

I was watching a thing on the paparazzi the other day. It was interesting, something about trying to pass anti paparazzi laws and how it would violate the first amendment.

Sooo, I thought to myself what if you don't fight the paparazzi if you are a mega celeb? You don't have to work with em either. Fuck it, replace them with your own hand picked paparazzi!

I call it MyParazzi! You get a lot of photographers who would have to be trained up a little to pull it off. Basically it's a protection scam. Celebrity in question contacts Myparazzi Inc. for some help. She's going to a club or event or out for starbucks, whatever. We show up with a large group of our own paparazzi and use them as basically a mob of rude ass bodyguards with cameras. We squeeze out all other paparazzi while creating a bubble of space around the celeb where she/he can move about without getting crushed, cameras shoved in the face. We also get to sell the photos just like any paparazzi would but our photographers would have to follow certain rules.

It's win/win. We don't publish stupidly distasteful shots, get to piss off the other press people and at the same time get paid to provide a badly needed service.

[tee]

I was watching a thing on the paparazzi the other day. It was interesting, something about trying to pass anti paparazzi laws and how it would violate the first amendment.

Sooo, I thought to myself what if you don't fight the paparazzi if you are a mega celeb? You don't have to work with em either. Fuck it, replace them with your own hand picked paparazzi!

I call it MyParazzi! You get a lot of photographers who would have to be trained up a little to pull it off. Basically it's a protection scam. Celebrity in question contacts Myparazzi Inc. for some help. She's going to a club or event or out for starbucks, whatever. We show up with a large group of our own paparazzi and use them as basically a mob of rude ass bodyguards with cameras. We squeeze out all other paparazzi while creating a bubble of space around the celeb where she/he can move about without getting crushed, cameras shoved in the face. We also get to sell the photos just like any paparazzi would but our photographers would have to follow certain rules.

It's win/win. We don't publish stupidly distasteful shots, get to piss off the other press people and at the same time get paid to provide a badly needed service.

Honestly that doesn't sound like a very good idea.. The real paparazzi are very persistent.They get paid mega bucks just to sit outside someones house all day just waiting for when the celeb leaves their driveway so they can snap a couple pics. Plus a lot of them are dangerous felons that can't get any other jobs. There would just be more people surrounding the celeb, not fewer.

[betticus]

Well, they sit and wait. We would get the heads up in time to gather up and be at the spot. Eventually we squeeze them out, make it painful to be a paparazzi unless you work for us. Make accidents happen and all that good stuff.

[tee]

Make accidents happen and all that good stuff.

Mafia style? If so, sounds more like a fantasy then a sound business plan.

[betticus]

Mafia style? If so, sounds more like a fantasy then a sound business plan.

It would also take money to start up and with no guarantees that they would even use it. Either that or the production companies would just take the idea and do it themselves.

[IamtheGREATEST]

i summon dragons to enslave random towns/cities/countries/whathaveyou and then offer a dragon removal service (oh btw the dragons have god mode on so they only listen to me since unable to die)

[IamtheGREATEST]

mines the best /thread

[mlv]

i sleep with a notepad and pen on my night stand for this exact reason.

woot im not the only one :D!

[emo porn]

organized crime

[doolbman]

ok here's one
a company that sells iv trips for your home so you can give yourself and iv if you have a horrible hang over like the one I have had all day. I hear they cure hang overs instantly

[rmk]

ok here's one
a company that sells iv trips for your home so you can give yourself and iv if you have a horrible hang over like the one I have had all day. I hear they cure hang overs instantly

i've always wanted a diy kit :-x

[Krazy]

well, i had an idea but i told someone and they thought it was dumb....i wanted to do an internet paparazzi site, like i could pull all their docs, e-mail, phone, etc and like cyber-stalk them own their myspaces and read their msgs idk i used to know a friend who done that for fun it was lulz

it would get mad traffic

"hannah montana phone hacked"

lol idk im a nut + blazed atm

[mj]

ok here's one
a company that sells iv trips for your home so you can give yourself and iv if you have a horrible hang over like the one I have had all day. I hear they cure hang overs instantly

You just need to become friends with a nurse or EMT.

I've got bags of ringers for days.
And yes, running a bag pretty much cures a hangover instantly.
However, sticking yourself is a bitch, and it pretty much scares the hangover right out of you.

Better method - saline/gatorade/vitamin water enema.
Your anal tissue will absorb the minerals and h2o almost instantaneously doing pretty much the same thing as an iv.
No, I've not done this to myself, but, it is a tested, tried and true way to rehydrate someone rapidly when you can't find a vein.
Happens in the desert/military all the time in the summer.

[tee]

You just need to become friends with a nurse or EMT.

I've got bags of ringers for days.
And yes, running a bag pretty much cures a hangover instantly.
However, sticking yourself is a bitch, and it pretty much scares the hangover right out of you.

Better method - saline/gatorade/vitamin water enema.
Your anal tissue will absorb the minerals and h2o almost instantaneously doing pretty much the same thing as an iv.
No, I've not done this to myself, but, it is a tested, tried and true way to rehydrate someone rapidly when you can't find a vein.
Happens in the desert/military all the time in the summer.

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[betticus]

well, i had an idea but i told someone and they thought it was dumb....i wanted to do an internet paparazzi site, like i could pull all their docs, e-mail, phone, etc and like cyber-stalk them own their myspaces and read their msgs idk i used to know a friend who done that for fun it was lulz

it would get mad traffic

"hannah montana phone hacked"

lol idk im a nut + blazed atm

I kind of like that idea.

You could run it alongside or with a stock photo site where paparazzi can dump images they couldn't sell to mainstream media, make em split any profits from pic sales with the site.

[betticus]

How about this. www.gangsterface.com or digitalgangsterspace.

A dg version of myspace/facebook.

Like a porn niche market, a niche social networking site for nerds.

[emo porn]

ok i just thought of this idea

you manufacture robot helicopters.

you add gps, AI, etc inside of it so it can fly itself around once you tell it where to fly.

also add speakers and a 1 gig hd

ppl would pay us to send a fleet or just a single helicopter to anyones house/work/grand opening/casino to pull a prank(s), deliver a special msg., assassinate someone, chop their finger off, scare them, etc. whatever you fucking want.

fuck yeaaaaa. just PM me when my wire is ready

[TGnerdcore]

You just need to become friends with a nurse or EMT.

I've got bags of ringers for days.
And yes, running a bag pretty much cures a hangover instantly.
However, sticking yourself is a bitch, and it pretty much scares the hangover right out of you.

Better method - saline/gatorade/vitamin water enema.
Your anal tissue will absorb the minerals and h2o almost instantaneously doing pretty much the same thing as an iv.
No, I've not done this to myself, but, it is a tested, tried and true way to rehydrate someone rapidly when you can't find a vein.
Happens in the desert/military all the time in the summer.

A) sticking ANYONE let alone yourself its scary at first, but you get used to it

B) I havent seen a soldier get so dehydrated that he/she needed an enema, but it is true that the annal tissue is the most absorbent...tissue.

C) Why not take the idea a little further and have an auto injector? Less scary, and probably safer...you dont need some dumbfuck blowing a vein or seriously bruising themselves