AtomicHero
02-10-2005, 04:26 AM
Something you may not know about me is that I moonlight as a vigilante crime fighter.
You see, while walking home from BradM's mother's house one day, I was exposed to a top-secret radioactive material. Probably some post-Cold war shit that the governemnt accidentally let leak out. :|
Anyway, it's hard fighting crime on my own. There's nobody to dry-clean and repair my costume when it gets all ripped and dirty from busting up the criminal element.
Not only that, after I'm done saving the world and junk, I have to come home and make my own dinner.
What's that all about? :(
I guess what I'm trying to say is; Alfred Pennyworth is a standup guy. There needs to be more Alfred Pennyworths in this world.
And I'm not just saying that as the forum superhero. Really.
You see, while walking home from BradM's mother's house one day, I was exposed to a top-secret radioactive material. Probably some post-Cold war shit that the governemnt accidentally let leak out. :|
Anyway, it's hard fighting crime on my own. There's nobody to dry-clean and repair my costume when it gets all ripped and dirty from busting up the criminal element.
Not only that, after I'm done saving the world and junk, I have to come home and make my own dinner.
What's that all about? :(
I guess what I'm trying to say is; Alfred Pennyworth is a standup guy. There needs to be more Alfred Pennyworths in this world.
And I'm not just saying that as the forum superhero. Really.