the magic words are

[girlninja]

"just give me 15 minutes"


worx erry tiem

[brand0n]

i use that as a pick up line

[Nore]

5 minutes is more than enough

[le0]

5 minutes is more than enough
:strokeit:

[mj]

I thought it was "Just let me put the tip in?"

[le0]

just the tip baby i promise

[mj]

NO!

[girlninja]

I thought it was "Just let me put the tip in?"

not if u dont have a tip. . .

[mj]

not if u dont have a tip. . .

Yer right. It's been awhile since I've been hit on.
(male or female.)

[TrichomeKid]

its a pimple, i swear ;)

[mj]

gross

[girlninja]

gross

[TrichomeKid]

worx erry time

[mj]

Yeah, if you want them to run away screaming!

[Vershun]

Naw that dead hooker was here when I leased the place.

[silent]

my favorite.. " WOOPS "

[shreal]

this thread is makin me lol in the school library this is some scandalous shit lulz

[girlninja]

its all fun and games until somebody kills a hooker

[shreal]

then its competitive

[silent]

" wait, pull out?, dammit "

[mj]

rofl.

Why can't we all just be honest? "I want to fuck you."
That would go over alot better methinks than some of the other crap flying around.
I know it's never failed for me.

[shreal]

mj is the token forum sex queen here?

[mj]

mj is the token forum sex queen here?

Nope, just old and have had alot of it.

[Nore]

mistress j is actually a male, he's one kinky mofo

[pleb]

I meant the HANDLE of the racket

[silent]

MJ that didnt work for me...lol

[brand0n]

ive tried that line

ive also tasted pepper spray and mace

kinda get used to em after a while

[mj]

mistress j is actually a male, he's one kinky mofo

Damnit Nore. You're not supposed to tell them until their postcount is over 500.

[TrichomeKid]

rofl.

Why can't we all just be honest? "I want to fuck you."
That would go over alot better methinks than some of the other crap flying around.
I know it's never failed for me.

Yeah, really.

"Let's get you out of them moist panties..."

[girlninja]

rofl.

Why can't we all just be honest? "I want to fuck you."
That would go over alot better methinks than some of the other crap flying around.
I know it's never failed for me.

that one usually works too, if they dont go for it right away u grab their hand and give them those eyes and deliver the 15 minutes line

that's what i do anyway
worx 4 me

[mj]

ive tried that line

ive also tasted pepper spray and mace

kinda get used to em after a while

Like I said, after you've been hit with 'em enough, it's an aphrodesiac.

I guess I'm one of those simple women that doesn't like ppl beating around the bush about shit.

I'd rather hear "I fucking hate you, don't talk to me again" than "I'm upset with you for xyz."
I'd also rather a guy(or girl, w/e) tell me his intentions up front, and go from there.
"I want to have crazy drunken monkey sex with you all night, then not speak to you again except at social functions", well, ok.
Sounds fair to me, since back in the day, I didn't want to talk to him afterwards either.

[girlninja]

Yeah, really.

"Let's get you out of them moist panties..."

ROFL

GOTTA TRY THIS ONE

[mj]

Yeah, really.

"Let's get you out of them moist panties..."

No, not even that, just honest bluntness.

Let's go fuck, it will either be the worst 7 min of your life, or the best 20, lets find out.
And well, if I'm out 7 min, then I can at least go watch tv while he/she waits on the porch in the snow for a cab.

[TrichomeKid]

lol.. brutal

hows whipping out my penis and winking at you for "honest bluntness"?

[silent]

i guess getting in fights at bars doesn't really work for MJ. new technique itt

[mj]

lol.. brutal

hows whipping out my penis and winking at you for "honest bluntness"?

Unless you're packing 8"+, or have lips like Angelina Jolie and a tongue like Gene Simmons, I'd prolly just laugh at you.


i guess getting in fights at bars doesn't really work for MJ. new technique itt

You had me @ hello.

[TrichomeKid]

If I had a 9 inch weiner I'd be out using it, if lips like hers I'd be out getting plastic surgery but I do have a really long tongue. Dont need that for clitoral stimulation tho, just technique

[mj]

lol

[silent]

You had me @ hello.

_z8--FlP9fY

[PiMpY]

I thought it was "Just let me put the tip in?"

rofl

"just for a second baby please"

[mj]

_z8--FlP9fY

*blush*

[Moose]

I just go up to the bar, order a drink, and pull out a stack of 100s and shuffle through them when its time to pay. Its like shark fishing with chum.

[O0O]

Hey Trichome, do you have to ask your mom for permission before you bring your "girls" home for the night? Let me know next time, I'll make sure a firetruck escorts you and the lucky "lady" home

ZD

[UnluckyXIII]

"Hi, I'm the creepest person your ever going to have sex with."

"Drink?"

[mj]

"Hi, I'm the creepest person your ever going to have sex with."

"Drink?"

Honesty, I <3 it.

[UnluckyXIII]

Honesty, I <3 it.

It's better than my old one, "I have $200 and a big back seat. Just prove you're a money hungry whore and let's get this over with."

[O0O]

gg unlucky

[Vershun]

"Every time I think about getting involved with a women I get nauseous and will probably be celibate for a long time to come. Want to hear about how great my ex was?"

[UnluckyXIII]

gg unlucky

Oh, you weren't here for my infamous "Rules of 22."

22 rules that if a woman violates any one of, she's disqualified from getting the most awkward 18 seconds of her life.

[O0O]

unlucky, I read them, just didnt comment...good game on those too

[UnluckyXIII]

ty O0O.

I still have that laminated list in my wallet.

[Moose]

"Every time I think about getting involved with a women I get nauseous and will probably be celibate for a long time to come. Want to hear about how great my ex was?"

Dont worry Versh... when I win this emo chick, she is all yours. Fuck Jamal in 2k8!

A set of titties like hers will do you some good.

[O0O]

Keep creepin it up in the 2k8

[UnluckyXIII]

I'll be creepin until I be sleepin in the crypt.

[Vershun]

Dont worry Versh... when I win this emo chick, she is all yours. Fuck Jamal in 2k8!

A set of titties like hers will do you some good.

rofl I appreciate the offer.

[quiet whisper fonix]

http://silentjohn.doitbig.org/compound/8.gif

[silentjohn]

http://silentjohn.doitbig.org/compound/5.gif

[hairetsu]

hi, I'm hairetsu, I'm from the internets...
girl, "holy shit no wai"
me, give me 15 minutes let me show you some panty hax
worx erry time

[qbert]

i saw an old (like 65) man yesterday wearing a t-shirt that said "don't worry baby, i always pull out"

[hairetsu]

lol

[Gregory]

"wrong hole"
i know :)

[girlninja]

hi, I'm hairetsu, I'm from the internets...
girl, "holy shit no wai"
me, give me 15 minutes let me show you some panty hax
worx erry time


lol yeah im a little turned on myself