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tom jones
06-16-2008, 11:34 AM
I'm serious too.

At least 300+ a day and I'll cut all my hair off and be normal and stuff.

chad
06-16-2008, 11:36 AM
you're gonna end up lookin like rapunzel before that ever happens lol

robat
06-16-2008, 11:37 AM
SP is a noun, not a verb.

mhu
06-16-2008, 11:38 AM
SP is a noun, not a verb.

edit: it's actually more of an acronym

tom jones
06-16-2008, 11:39 AM
COME ON I'M DYING TO KNOW HOW I CAN GET STARTED

NOT EVEN KIDDING

KRAZY WON'T COME ONLINE ANYMORE SO I'M A LOST RABBIT NOW.

zig
06-16-2008, 11:41 AM
http://www.afafa.org/Follow_the_White_Rabbit.jpg

follow the white rabbit

robat
06-16-2008, 11:44 AM
edit: it's actually more of an acronym

Saying it's an acronym is entirely useless...the point was that he used a noun as though it were a verb.

mhu
06-16-2008, 11:45 AM
Saying it's an acronym is entirely useless...the point was that he used a noun as though it were a verb.

yea, he also obviously used it without knowing what it stands for

so all in all he loses.

mhu
06-16-2008, 11:45 AM
Jamal

go listen to both spamtec albums front to back like 10 times. I hear it's like a manual on how to make money.

suave
06-16-2008, 11:46 AM
jamal go suck dick for monies

tom jones
06-16-2008, 11:46 AM
I need a guide.

robat
06-16-2008, 11:47 AM
yea, he also obviously used it without knowing what it stands for

THAT'S WHY I SAID IT WAS A NOUN

Do you think I thought he thought SP was a word? He knew it was an abbreviation.

chad
06-16-2008, 11:47 AM
jamal go suck dick for monies


I need a guide.

post owned

mhu
06-16-2008, 11:48 AM
THAT'S WHY I SAID IT WAS A NOUN

Do you think I thought he thought SP was a word? He knew it was an abbreviation.

do you think that I thought that you thought that he thought that?

I think not!

chad
06-16-2008, 11:49 AM
do you know who i think i am?!

RkdJehova
06-16-2008, 11:50 AM
e-f-f-i-c-i-e-n-t-l-y

SP'd correctly the first time. You lost this one to begin with. ;)

jk

Open Circuit
06-16-2008, 11:55 AM
I'm serious too.

At least 300+ a day and I'll cut all my hair off and be normal and stuff.

I'll give you 100K+ addy's if you cut off your hair, and paste it to your ass.

just to note Paste = 2 ton epoxy

silentjohn
06-16-2008, 11:56 AM
other one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...

Damn kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?

I am a hacker, enter my world...

Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...

Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."

Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me... Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass.. Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...

Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found. "This is it... this is where I belong..." I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...

Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

csy
06-16-2008, 11:57 AM
lol @ hackers monologue

jag
06-16-2008, 12:03 PM
SP is a noun, not a verb.

sp can be anythign it wants.

just jamal isnt allowed to mention that wonder maps tomtom system

Mysterio
06-16-2008, 12:39 PM
I made $100 in 5 minutes last night. Holler.

something random
06-16-2008, 12:39 PM
yea, he also obviously used it without knowing what it stands for

so all in all he loses.

GodIncarnate
06-16-2008, 01:06 PM
You should just come up with a whole new persona and maybe someone would put you down under the impression that you're cool?
About 6 years ago I asked someone to hook me up and it was gravy. But that's because I'm that nigga yaddiddamean?

ry
06-16-2008, 01:19 PM
HAY GUYZ IF U SHOW ME HOW TO MAKE 9K/MO BY DOING NOTHING GUESS WHAT ILL SHAVE OFF MY HAIR AND STOP BEING A FAGGOT

IM SERIOS GUYZ

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mj
06-16-2008, 01:52 PM
Once you turn 18 come talk to me, I'll pimp your ass out.

Audio
06-16-2008, 01:53 PM
um...

mj
06-16-2008, 02:13 PM
um...

I mean I will sell his ass, and take only 40% of his profits, while making sure that he is safe in the process.

Christ.

RonMexico
06-16-2008, 03:41 PM
This thread is hilarious because it is so desperate, and he had no idea there was 0% chance for success. Jamal I'll teach you to hack if you can correctly identify the exact date in which you will "grow up". No amount of stickam chats hides how sheltered and sad you really are.

BladeX
06-16-2008, 03:42 PM
jamal ill teach you the ways but you gotta cut your hair first

suave
06-16-2008, 03:43 PM
mj take him to a san francisco hood and let him suck off all the gays who just got married today

Audio
06-16-2008, 03:54 PM
<3 mj

timex
06-16-2008, 04:50 PM
well, since i'm pretty lazy right now and have a ton of ideas...i will give you them all for 100k.

tom jones
06-16-2008, 05:13 PM
PM me if you wanna help.

Shit I'll divide 25&#37; of what I make and give it to you.

btw ron I don't need to hack anything besides money.

newbie
07-16-2009, 07:55 AM
i believe u r now making 300 a day.

BUZZZZZZZZZZZ

Daedalus
07-16-2009, 08:08 AM
I am a hacker, enter my world...

Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...

Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."

Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me... Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass.. Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...

Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found. "This is it... this is where I belong..." I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...

Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.