SilentAssassin
06-30-2008, 06:50 AM
IM ABOUT TO JUMP OFF ON THIS BITCH, PUT YOUR TRAY TABLES AND SEATS INTO THEIR UPRIGHT POSITIONS.
THIS GUY ON TV IS TRYING TO BE PEACEFUL LIKE MANDELLA BUT HE LOOKS VANILLA AND HE'S CARRYING AN UMBRELLA. IF HE WERE A REAL SOLDIER IT WOULD HAVE A HIDDEN SCAR IN THE HANDLE. IT WOULD MAKE HIM TOO HOT TO HANDLE, LIKE HOLDING A LIT ROMAN CANDLE. BUT FUCK THAT SHIT BITCH, IM GOING IN THE JUNGLE OF THE SHOPPING MALL. SWIMMING THROUGH THE TRASHY BITCHES LIKE IM A NAVY SEAL WADING THROUGH THE RICE PATTIES IN 'NAM. THIS SHIT GETS BORING SO I GO TO THINGS REMEMBERED AND GET A DOORKNOB ENGRAVED JUST TO BEAT SOMEONES ASS WITH IT. I PUT IT IN A SOCK AND STORM THE FRONT GATE OF BATH AND BODY WORKS AND TAKE A BOTTLE OF VANILLA CHAMOMILE BODY SCRUB BY FORCE. ARMED WITH THE DOORKNOB IN MY SOCK AND THE SCAR UMBRELLA I STOLE FROM THE OLD MAN ON TV. THEY TELL ME HAVE A NICE DAY BUT I THROW SOAP ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE I AM A BADASS LIKE THAT. IKEA SEES ME COMING AND THEY SHUT THEIR DOORS SO I HAVE TO GO TO THE UNITED WAY SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF RETARDED KIDS.
THIS GUY ON TV IS TRYING TO BE PEACEFUL LIKE MANDELLA BUT HE LOOKS VANILLA AND HE'S CARRYING AN UMBRELLA. IF HE WERE A REAL SOLDIER IT WOULD HAVE A HIDDEN SCAR IN THE HANDLE. IT WOULD MAKE HIM TOO HOT TO HANDLE, LIKE HOLDING A LIT ROMAN CANDLE. BUT FUCK THAT SHIT BITCH, IM GOING IN THE JUNGLE OF THE SHOPPING MALL. SWIMMING THROUGH THE TRASHY BITCHES LIKE IM A NAVY SEAL WADING THROUGH THE RICE PATTIES IN 'NAM. THIS SHIT GETS BORING SO I GO TO THINGS REMEMBERED AND GET A DOORKNOB ENGRAVED JUST TO BEAT SOMEONES ASS WITH IT. I PUT IT IN A SOCK AND STORM THE FRONT GATE OF BATH AND BODY WORKS AND TAKE A BOTTLE OF VANILLA CHAMOMILE BODY SCRUB BY FORCE. ARMED WITH THE DOORKNOB IN MY SOCK AND THE SCAR UMBRELLA I STOLE FROM THE OLD MAN ON TV. THEY TELL ME HAVE A NICE DAY BUT I THROW SOAP ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE I AM A BADASS LIKE THAT. IKEA SEES ME COMING AND THEY SHUT THEIR DOORS SO I HAVE TO GO TO THE UNITED WAY SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF RETARDED KIDS.