I NEED HELP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATE

[Triage]

Ok... I just got back from taking my dog to the dog park.

I came home turned on laptop and then zombies came out of all the rooms. I quickly climbed through the window and onto the fence and ONTO the roof.

NOW ITS ABOUT TO RAIN AND #1 ITS GONNA BREAK MY INTERNETS CAUSE WATER. #2. ZOMBIES. #3 NO GUN


WHAT DO I DO REPLY ASAP

[bling]

IHDI

[mem]

smurflove.com

distract them with it and run away

[Spermthug]

buy funbox and ban as many miley noobs as possible

[Triage]

buy funbox and ban as many miley noobs as possible

IS THAT WHAT THESE THINGS ARE? THEY LOOK DISGUSTING

HEY MILEY ZOMBIES GO BACK TO DISNEY LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

[UnluckyXIII]

I told you to buy an escape blimp.

No one listens to me about the escape blimp.

Enjoy being one of the living dead Mr. Zeppelin hater.

[mem]

smurflove.com

distract them with it and run away

[Triage]

OK now i let them watch smurflove.com and they thought I was making fun of them.


BAD ADVICE. NOONE TAKE THAT ADVICE WHEN DEALING WITH ZOMBIES

[mem]

rofl

[SilentAssassin]

You need to climb the roof so you can hitch a ride on a helicopter because when you do it Wu tang swordstyle, they come pick you up like Enterprise rent a car but anyhow, you have to come strapped with assless chaps when you raid Best Buy and tell those fucks you want all your shit with no interest for TWO years, fuck that 90 days shit, and then make them tell you, NO thank YOU sir just so you can tell some faggot with bad acne to load the shit into the chopper or you are gonna have to blaze on his pimply ass so he puts it in the chopper and you have to take off to gander Mountain and buy those 12 gauge zombie guns to paralyze those niggas in the cut with precision found when using dax lazors on the night vision scope so then you can just walk through your front door, tell them you have some blogging to do before you crochet a fly ass R. Kelly style vest circa 1994 and settle in for a long night of watching 7th heaven.

[Triage]

You need to climb the roof so you can hitch a ride on a helicopter because when you do it Wu tang swordstyle, they come pick you up like Enterprise rent a car but anyhow, you have to come strapped with assless chaps when you raid Best Buy and tell those fucks you want all your shit with no interest for TWO years, fuck that 90 days shit, and then make them tell you, NO thank YOU sir just so you can tell some faggot with bad acne to load the shit into the chopper or you are gonna have to blaze on his pimply ass so he puts it in the chopper and you have to take off to gander Mountain and buy those 12 gauge zombie guns to paralyze those niggas in the cut with precision found when using dax lazors on the night vision scope so then you can just walk through your front door, tell them you have some blogging to do before you crochet a fly ass R. Kelly style vest circa 1994 and settle in for a long night of watching 7th heaven.


problem solved

this thread can be closed now. no bs