Total Newb Here!

[JohnTheRevelator]

Hi, I'm a dissatisfied 17 year old kid who doesn't have much friends and is looking to learn about computers and become a great hacker. I was wondering if any of you guys can guide me and teach me to do the cool shit you guys are able to pull off. I'm no computer expert, I just do the usual surf the web, read emails shit but I'd like that to change.

Anyone care to help, please?

[citrus]

i'm no gibson hacker, better ask someone else. but if you want to make leet computer music hollachaboy.

(or silentjohn he's leet too)

[Vershun]

NERD!

*throws rocks*

[Spermthug]

NERD!

*throws rocks*

[rerun]

sup johntherevelator, welcome

[citrus]

spermthug i don't even remember your actual name. lol.

you are become Spermthug, the seminal digital gangster of our times.

get it get it.

[BlackGuy]

Hi, I'm a dissatisfied 17 year old kid who doesn't have much friends and is looking to learn about computers and become a great hacker. I was wondering if any of you guys can guide me and teach me to do the cool shit you guys are able to pull off. I'm no computer expert, I just do the usual surf the web, read emails shit but I'd like that to change.

Anyone care to help, please?
..You're here because of the Miley fiasco aren't you?

[D3M0NiK]

Where's my computer? Oh I sold it on eBay.

[FannyBatter]

hello John, why are you dissatisfied, did you not eat well this morning?

[pizza86]

lol yt

[JohnTheRevelator]

..You're here because of the Miley fiasco aren't you?
No, but I did discover this forum because of it. But I really don't care for Miley and I haven't seen more than five minutes of her show.