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daggy diamonds
11-06-2008, 06:19 PM
how difficult is it to get an adderall script? i know that i have ADD and i want to goto school next semester
what kind of things would i have to tell/not tell the doctor in order to get it?
ADD is a scam it does not exist. it is just a way for doctors to sell people more pills.
daggy diamonds
11-06-2008, 06:26 PM
lol im serious
BLUNTBILL
11-06-2008, 06:26 PM
u jus go there and say u cant focus they send u for a retarted test which u will have no problem failing miserably then they hook u down with drugs based on the level of stupidity calculated from ur exam score
daggy diamonds
11-06-2008, 06:27 PM
are you calling me a retard?
brizzad
11-06-2008, 06:31 PM
how difficult is it to get an adderall script? i know that i have ADD and i want to goto school next semester
what kind of things would i have to tell/not tell the doctor in order to get it?
go to your school's student health center. do 2 mandatory mental health visits, and on the 3rd, if you've stuck it out, it = adderall for life
brizzad
11-06-2008, 06:31 PM
are you calling me a retard?
lol im serious
so am i. ADD is a scam it does not exist
barbie
11-06-2008, 06:50 PM
oh shit whoever has some laying around feel free to send me some plz i will paypal you rofl
dropcode
11-06-2008, 06:51 PM
ADD definitely exists.
its definitely used as an umbrella diagnosis, and thats because a lot of doctors are shitty and lazy
but it does exist.
flesy
11-06-2008, 06:54 PM
Go get checked out tell them you think you have ADD, they'll likely give you a script for methylphenidate. Look up bad side effects and then tell the doc that they're really annoying and you want to see if there is some other pill you could take.
Also Vyanese is a relatively new drug that will convert to amphetamine in your body so that would work alright too
ADD definitely exists.
its definitely used as an umbrella diagnosis, and thats because a lot of doctors are shitty and lazy
but it does exist.
daggy diamonds
11-06-2008, 07:06 PM
ok thanks to everyone that didn't troll this thread
TrainReq
11-06-2008, 07:56 PM
It is so easy to get adderal.I was going to come so close to getting a subscription, then she said "I want to do "lab tests" before subscribing" , come to find out the lab test where to drug test me, and she found weed in my system and she was like "well, adderal is not good for pot smokers"
flesy
11-06-2008, 08:03 PM
trainreq, was it a pee or hair test?
PiMpY
11-06-2008, 08:09 PM
go in say you have trouble focusing and completing projects
say you have a friend who is the same way and was prescribed adderall and is way better
your doctor will give you a very simple questionnaire with retarded questions like "do you dislike waiting in line" & "do you sometimes not finish things you started". its set up as a strongly agree-strongly disagree thing. go with strongly agree on all of them
then the doctor will look at you with some concern and say "son, im afraid you have adult add"
they will initially prescribe you a non narcotic, typically straterra. you have to take this for a month and come back in
go back in and tell them it doesnt do dick and youll get either ritalin (generic) or adderal. make sure your insurance covers adult ADD or youll get raped on adderal prices. ritalin can be had in generic for very cheap.
Gryphon
11-06-2008, 08:11 PM
i used to take ritalin for ma ADD lol
flesy
11-06-2008, 08:13 PM
Somewhat relevant question, is there any place I can see how much x drug goes for in pharmacies?
<3 adderall!!
my friends used to hook me up with them all the time, but now since i moved up north i have to find new ppl! that or i'll just go to the dr myself
daggy diamonds
11-06-2008, 08:38 PM
where @ diana
where at what? where i'm at now?
i'm originally from los angeles, but moved to sacramento (fair oaks)
daggy diamonds
11-06-2008, 08:45 PM
oh alright
so am i. ADD is a scam it does not exist
Really? Lol. You're hilarious.
TrainReq
11-06-2008, 09:50 PM
trainreq, was it a pee or hair test?
piss test
cha0tic
11-06-2008, 10:32 PM
ADD is not a scam, i grew up with ADHD and took meds from 4-18 years old... the people saying it's a scam are ones that are "normal"
dropcode
11-06-2008, 11:07 PM
is that your professional medical opinion?
People who claim A.D.D is a scam are people who don't know shit about the human brain or its functions. Either learn before you type or stfu.
cha0tic
11-06-2008, 11:19 PM
+ fucking 1..
newbreed
11-07-2008, 08:53 AM
I get it all the time. At one point I was taking 4 xr's a day haha.
Good stuff.
This reminds me, need to call my boy, it's first of the month, so he has prolly re-upped!
magnaccia
11-07-2008, 08:56 AM
People who claim A.D.D is a scam are people who don't know shit about the human brain or its functions. Either learn before you type or stfu.
Or they're just aware that ADD became a cliche problem that suddenly everyone was diagnosed with.
Coolmo1111
11-07-2008, 09:09 AM
go in say you have trouble focusing and completing projects
say you have a friend who is the same way and was prescribed adderall and is way better
your doctor will give you a very simple questionnaire with retarded questions like "do you dislike waiting in line" & "do you sometimes not finish things you started". its set up as a strongly agree-strongly disagree thing. go with strongly agree on all of them
then the doctor will look at you with some concern and say "son, im afraid you have adult add"
they will initially prescribe you a non narcotic, typically straterra. you have to take this for a month and come back in
go back in and tell them it doesnt do dick and youll get either ritalin (generic) or adderal. make sure your insurance covers adult ADD or youll get raped on adderal prices. ritalin can be had in generic for very cheap.
This is the best way to do it. I've taken adderoll for 4 years throughout college, and there is no way in hell I would have graduated in 4 years (if at all) if not for 2 things...
1. Adderoll (30mg XR and 20mg Regs)
2. Pot (heads, mids or beasters, no schwag).
barbie
11-07-2008, 09:10 AM
I wonder if people with ADD are just lazy, because I have trouble focusing but it's just because I really don't wanna do something I don't wanna do.
btw, adderall sucks, it makes you geek and nervous as shit.
If you have ADHD, these are the steps to getting it:
Go see a Psychiatrist, one who can prescribe medication.
Let them know you take classes and are having extreme difficulties concentrating, you can't sit still, and you're failing classes because you can't focus long enough to complete a task.
Tell them you've been prescribed Ritalin in the past, years ago, you can't even remember who prescribed it, someone ur parents sent you to, and that it helped you a lot. You started ownin' them tests.
When they ask you if you have any history of drug abuse / addiction, say absolutely not. Not even pot, if you hint or raise their suspicions in the slightest it will become an epic fail.
Fiddle in your chair, play with your hands, follow an imaginary fly around the room. Daze off in the middle of a conversation, all of a sudden snap back to reality while the Dr. is mid-sentence and be like, wait, what?
They also prescribe Adderall for lack of energy. If you're going for this basically reverse everything in this post.
kayla
11-07-2008, 10:28 AM
doctors will give out medication for ADD like candy because, like dropcode said, they're lazy and it's over diagnosed. obviously there are a lot of different medications for ADD/ADHD though, so you may get other ones (like, say, time released) first.
if you have ADD getting a prescription won't be a problem. tell them what you said in here. you want to go to school, you have trouble focusing/paying attention. give the doctor a sob story about how you want to make something of yourself but you always find yourself daydreaming when you should be doing homework etc. etc.
you could also slip in there "well, i have a friend who takes adderall and s/he says it works really well for them..."
good luck!
daggy diamonds
11-07-2008, 10:36 AM
thanks guys im gonna write up a scheme before going there
daggy diamonds
11-07-2008, 10:37 AM
but who knows if ill REMEMBER it
its pretty simple to get an adderall script.
there are some lenient doctors in the ny area if u know whta i mean ;)
copping adderall illegally on the street is becoming more difficult and more expensive but still possible.
A.D.D does exist for sure. If you do the study, you can understand what is going on with people who have a.d.d. The problem is, it is often used as a crutch and a rationalization for being a lazy bastard(most of DG).
btw, adderall sucks, it makes you geek and nervous as shit.
If you have ADHD, these are the steps to getting it:
Go see a Psychiatrist, one who can prescribe medication.
Let them know you take classes and are having extreme difficulties concentrating, you can't sit still, and you're failing classes because you can't focus long enough to complete a task.
Tell them you've been prescribed Ritalin in the past, years ago, you can't even remember who prescribed it, someone ur parents sent you to, and that it helped you a lot. You started ownin' them tests.
When they ask you if you have any history of drug abuse / addiction, say absolutely not. Not even pot, if you hint or raise their suspicions in the slightest it will become an epic fail.
Fiddle in your chair, play with your hands, follow an imaginary fly around the room. Daze off in the middle of a conversation, all of a sudden snap back to reality while the Dr. is mid-sentence and be like, wait, what?
They also prescribe Adderall for lack of energy. If you're going for this basically reverse everything in this post.
be sure that you say "i started ownin' them tests." exactly as told
this is the deal maker
BLUNTBILL
11-07-2008, 01:08 PM
dag im not caling you a retard thats really how u get adderall
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