nom nom nom.

[brittany]

So, minding my own buisness. I just walked outside to discover this:

http://i40.tinypic.com/211mmfk.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/oiyhvs.jpg

Little bastard removed my trash can lid, and went to town. He didn't even ask first.

[rex151]

lol thats funny :)

[betticus]

Your possums don't even care if you walk up and start taking photos...

He's like "fuck you biotch!! My garbage!!"

[brittany]

He just chilled there while I snapped pictures of him grubbing. I thought he'd get scared or something.

[rex151]

dique fuck the paparazzi lol

[betticus]

He just chilled there while I snapped pictures of him grubbing. I thought he'd get scared or something.

See if you can train him to do cute tricks for cheetos. They love cheetos, will whore their own mothers out for a cheeto!

[brittany]

Bring me some cheetos!

I'm pretty sure he comes to my trash nightly. So, I'll catch him tomorrow. I can have a circus of trash eating animals. And, I'll shoot them out of cannons. It'll be great.

[rex151]

Bring me some cheetos!

I'm pretty sure he comes to my trash nightly. So, I'll catch him tomorrow. I can have a circus of trash eating animals. And, I'll shoot them out of cannons. It'll be great.

how much are you charging to see the circus animals do tricks ?

[brittany]

Depends on how well I train them. Plus, I have to learn how to shoot animals out of cannons. I wouldn't want people to pay to see me shoot a possum out of a cannon and then get covered in animal organs.

[rex151]

Depends on how well I train them. Plus, I have to learn how to shoot animals out of cannons. I wouldn't want people to pay to see me shoot a possum out of a cannon and then get covered in animal organs.


LOL good idea. can they sing ? like the roaches in joe's apartment ?

[brittany]

Hm. I'm not sure. Hopefully I can teach them to rap- I'm sure they'd be better than Ytcracker.

[rex151]

Hm. I'm not sure. Hopefully I can teach them to rap- I'm sure they'd be better than Ytcracker.

imagine possums remixing LOL MONEY ?

[betticus]

Hm. I'm not sure. Hopefully I can teach them to rap- I'm sure they'd be better than Ytcracker.

I might have to write a rap tune about you.

[betticus]

imagine possums remixing LOL MONEY ?

LOL LEFTOVERS!

[rex151]

LOL LEFTOVERS!


ROFL

[brittany]

LOL LEFTOVERS!

It'll be a new hit smash for sure.

[brittany]

I just hope he saves some food for Dennis. :(

[rex151]

It'll be a new hit smash for sure.

for sure :)

[rex151]

So, minding my own buisness. I just walked outside to discover this:

http://i40.tinypic.com/211mmfk.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/oiyhvs.jpg

Little bastard removed my trash can lid, and went to town. He didn't even ask first.




looks like your hiding out in a cave ?

[brittany]

THE BRITTYCAVE, WHY!?!?! FED!!!!!!!!

No. That's my fireplace. It's stone. :(

[betticus]

rollin out for grub late in the night
flashes in my eyes, bright white light
britty caught me nom nommin
on her half eaten top ramen
what ya gonna do
when the possumpaparazzi come for you

[brittany]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

You should duet with them. :)

[rex151]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

You should duet with them. :)


LMFAO

[rex151]

THE BRITTYCAVE, WHY!?!?! FED!!!!!!!!

No. That's my fireplace. It's stone. :(

lol im not a fed looks like you are doing the binladin, hideing out in caves and shit lol

no disrespect

[betticus]

lol im not a fed looks like you are doing the binladin

That is the hidden entrance to her underground system of hydroponic ganja grow caves. The possum got the munchies from taking a nap in the exhaust ducting.

[brittany]

lol im not a fed looks like you are doing the binladin, hideing out in caves and shit lol

no disrespect

I am Binladin.

[rex151]

That is the hidden entrance to her underground system of hydroponic ganja grow caves. The possum got the munchies from taking a nap in the exhaust ducting.

good one sir

[betticus]

good one sir

*takes bow* Thank you kind sir.. I'll be here all week! :)

[rex151]

*takes bow* Thank you kind sir.. I'll be here all week! :)


i thinks you cool

[betticus]

i thinks you cool

Let's get a room, a bottle of champagne and perhaps a brass pole.. we can call it the champagne room.

[rex151]

Let's get a room, a bottle of champagne and perhaps a brass pole.. we can call it the champagne room.


............... mad gay!

[pad]

then you packed your vagina full of garbage and let him really go to town

[Downtown Julie]

............... mad gay!

shut the fuck up, March of 2009.

[brittany]

then you packed your vagina full of garbage and let him really go to town

I wanted that part to stay a secret, geez. Thanks for telling everyone my fetish of having possums eat wrappers out of my twat. :(

[betticus]

I wanted that part to stay a secret, geez. Thanks for telling everyone my fetish of having possums eat wrappers out of my twat. :(

I keep telling you... cheetos!

[theredspecial]

those fucks run in front on my car like 3 times a week. I never stop but they always manage to make it out alive. BASTARDS

[Downtown Julie]

i heard a faint sound outside the front of my house around noon yesterday. i went out to take pictures, being very careful not to startle them. below is one of the clearer shots i got. they didn't seem to notice me and once they all came, they scurried back into the woods just as quickly as they'd arrived.


http://yansored.typepad.fr/.a/6a00e008dcef0a8834010535d9416e970b-800wi

[theredspecial]

^that's homosexual

[Downtown Julie]

^that's homosexual

no it's not. it's... wait, well... okay yes, it might be.. actually ok, it's extremely homosexual. wow.. in fact, i don't even know what i was thinking there. sorry about that. how about this one instead.

http://yansored.typepad.fr/.a/6a00e008dcef0a8834010535c1a214970b-pi

[theredspecial]

he has a semi or just a large flaccid penis

[rob-beatz]

a friend of mine punted a possum that was walking across the street at night. a bunch baby possums flew out of the punted possum's pouch. someone set the babies on fire. i wasn't there.

moral of the story: possums are marsupials

[leon]

Im In A NSFW Area And Its Kinda Public
And I Saw Those Pictures.
D:

[Downtown Julie]

he has a semi or just a large flaccid penis

yeah, i couldn't help but notice that myself. you know, this reminds me of a time when i was stationed in korea. my roommate and i had been drinking for about 6 hours, and sometime around midnight, we got into this w... i'll finish this story another time.

[leon]

Also;
I Came Into This Thread With The IDEA That I'd See A Picture Of
1.Brittany 'NomNomNom'ing On Dennis' Nis
2.Dennis 'NomNomNom'ing On Brittanys' Vag.




I Am Disappointed.

[Elite]

THE BRITTYCAVE, WHY!?!?! FED!!!!!!!!

No. That's my fireplace. It's stone. :(



So you keep your trash cans inside your house?


Nevermind; I wouldn't expect anything less from somebody who's been with Dennis.

[cattymystique]

Location: Dennis's bedroom




rofl

[pad]

So you keep your trash cans inside your house?


Nevermind; I wouldn't expect anything less from somebody who's been with Dennis.

I just walked outside
she meant chimney, not fireplace

[djwombat]

then you packed your vagina full of garbage and let him really go to town
loloololololol

[Pizza]

shut the fuck up, March of 2009.

shut the fuck up, june 2008

[tadp0le]

hi pizza -waves-

[Pizza]

Shut the fuck up, April 2009.

jk, sup

[brittany]

So you keep your trash cans inside your house?


Nevermind; I wouldn't expect anything less from somebody who's been with Dennis.

Sorry, I mean't my chimney. It was late- I was tired. Mind slips.
I would be really upset if a possum could get inside of my house and eat the trash in my trash can. Luckily I have a nifty trash compactor just incase that happens.

Good looking out though, broe.

[Elite]

Sorry, I mean't my chimney. It was late- I was tired. Mind slips.
I would be really upset if a possum could get inside of my house and eat the trash in my trash can. Luckily I have a nifty trash compactor just incase that happens.

Good looking out though, broe.

It's ok.

I care for my fellow DGers

[brittany]

<3 :*

[likepie]

a friend of mine punted a possum that was walking across the street at night. a bunch baby possums flew out of the punted possum's pouch. someone set the babies on fire. i wasn't there.

moral of the story: possums are marsupials

lol

[nooners]

a+ thread would read again

[ezmoney]

then you packed your vagina full of garbage and let him really go to town
ROFL

[pad]

mean't