buying a car

[threepointonefour]

ive never bought a car on my own before, usually it was just handed to me by a family friend or something, but im not good at talking people down, but im going to look at a car today, what questions should i ask the seller, and how do i talk them down without being a complete asshole about it all?

[zeekyhbomb]

nope

[mhu]

ask if they farted any holes into the seats

[zuke]

tell them you want a carfax

[robat]

Tell him you want it for free and go from there

[Garret]

does your dad teach you anything? kids these days.

[threepointonefour]

my dad doesn't know how to do that sort of thing

[m1thik]

first, get that gay shit out of your sig

second, don't buy a new car

third, don't ever tell him how much money you have unless you're lying about it

tell him you have like 4500 if the car is 6000 even if you have 7000
just be a friendly guy about it

[Rap OSX]

Tell them you are willing to engage in human trafficking if they offer discounts

[Rap OSX]

Ask them if there is room under the floorboards for 10 kilos of coke

[m1thik]

Tell them you are willing to engage in human trafficking if they offer discounts

Ask them if there is room under the floorboards for 10 kilos of coke

this guy speaks the motherfucking truth

[WolfD]

tell him you're gonna need that extended warranty... on the house