I met a beautiful woman tonight...

**FrankWhite** · 08-07-2009, 04:33 AM

buuuut, she's taken, also the owner of the bar's daughter. But maaaaan she's @ least 9+, cant give her the 10(none of em get the 10 spot). so should i use my ways of seduction and have her for many nights but no real relationship. or should i b.)play it cool and make a move and knock a nigga bert out his spot. yes, no lie her bf's name is bert. last time i checked a joshua knocks a nigga bert out the park. real talk this one is bangin and her parents are loaded not that i care about that shit, but damn i havent had a crush since like 8th grade shit is a trip. also she does like me :> so what it do should i do, just do the damn thing maybe. Welp im a lil trashed and gonna eat the rest of this xannie and not pull a Dawl and keeps my drawls on.

**ganj** · 08-07-2009, 04:39 AM

fuck the bert

**Morboo** · 08-07-2009, 04:41 AM

Play it cool, show her that you are a good listener and a friend, but keep out of the just friends-zone. Bert will mess things up eventually. And then you will be there.

That worked for me, and it was one of the best relationship I ever had, 'till I messed things up

**mattersfool** · 08-07-2009, 04:43 AM

dude being in the friends zone never gets you anywhere if you are trying to get with her, just be really nice treat her good and reveal your true feelings once the time is right

**djwombat** · 08-07-2009, 04:53 AM

b for sure. but knock him out for real

**djwombat** · 08-07-2009, 04:54 AM

oh and i wonder if its this one dude burt that i used to know

**FrankWhite** · 08-07-2009, 04:56 AM

Bro the friend zone =fuck zone in my world. Every woman I have ever been friends with Ive smashed so thats not a good idea. But i dunno how to play this one shes smart but not smart enough ya dig. I don't know what to do and by morning I will probably have forgot this until im like oh snap,honey dip dont trip,play it cool,no school,been there done that, when frank attacks the snatch women dont know how to act.

**FrankWhite** · 08-07-2009, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by djwombat

oh and i wonder if its this one dude burt that i used to know

wtf hahhahaha is nurga a fire fighter?

**robat** · 08-07-2009, 05:06 AM

Originally Posted by FrankWhite

But maaaaan she's @ least 9+

You sick fuck, aren't you like 30

**FrankWhite** · 08-07-2009, 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by robat

You sick fuck, aren't you like 30

nah not yet lol and shes a duece duece, nizzie on the scale of hotmess,and i look about 20 so 22 is cool with me

**robat** · 08-07-2009, 05:12 AM

Oh I thought you meant the girl was around 9-10 years old. Carry on.

**Morboo** · 08-07-2009, 06:18 AM

**sub** · 08-07-2009, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by FrankWhite

and not pull a Dawl and keeps my drawls on.

ahahahhahaha

**TheJokerOCG** · 08-07-2009, 07:21 AM

Pics?

**lil_dude7251** · 08-07-2009, 12:42 PM

plant seed f doubt always works, but its long a hell to get her out of the hands of the bf, and pics...

**Treal P** · 08-07-2009, 12:42 PM

**robat** · 08-07-2009, 01:20 PM

unnnggghhh mac dre up in the bayyyyo ayooooo

**qbert** · 08-07-2009, 01:23 PM

pardon me frank, i think we need to have a conversation

cordially yours,

q. bert esq. III

**Treal P** · 08-07-2009, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by robat

unnnggghhh mac dre up in the bayyyyo ayooooo

yadadadig

squeaky clean pimpin'

**Borborygm** · 08-07-2009, 01:32 PM

For any girl to date a faggot named bert, his fire-hose must be impressive.

Make sure you aren't making her downgrade.

**Zain** · 08-07-2009, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by robat

You sick fuck, aren't you like 30

**rob-beatz** · 08-07-2009, 01:41 PM

tell her you want to pee in her

**FrankWhite** · 08-07-2009, 02:32 PM

ugh my head hurts now,wow im hungover.

**TheJokerOCG** · 08-07-2009, 03:19 PM

hey Frank, wheres this supposed 9's pics?

**FrankWhite** · 08-07-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by qbert

pardon me frank, i think we need to have a conversation

cordially yours,

q. bert esq. III

word hollar at me

**chad** · 08-07-2009, 03:57 PM

wait till he fucks up, then go in for the kill

**artemy** · 08-07-2009, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by TheJokerOCG

Pics?

**zeekyhbomb** · 08-07-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by ganjanaut

fuck the bert

**FrankWhite** · 08-07-2009, 04:03 PM

my boy eric said he has em in his phone, she told me to come in tommorow night when she is working,I was like im no drinkin saturday and she was like come in anyways so ill have pics by then if not sooner;>

Man I feel like im in 8th fuckin grade again,havent had a crush in forever:/>