Obama Orders 1 Million US Troops To “Prepare For Civil War”

[BB5k]

tl;dr

america's fine. 20% homelessness is fine, we won't even notice it.

[Shed]

Do you think the military will shit bricks when they see some of the firepower that a few of us are packing these days?

i holds muh ground. old ass pic i look young

[bazh]

i holds muh ground. old ass pic i look young

old school shed?

[UnluckyXIII]

This message is hidden because bazh is on your ignore list.

Your fellow Libs, will tell your retarded ass to "shut the fuck up" also. Let the grown-ups talk, little punk, okay?

[Shed]

old school shed?

bash! whatup mang

yeah

pm me your aim bro

[TheJokerOCG]

If there's a new civil war I'm heading home and arming up and taking the Camaro out Mad Max style mothafuckas!

[BayouSouth]

Dear Red States...

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially



to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot
Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and



hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our
resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people
with higher morals then we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
Blue States

g0tcha~

Not afraid.

You get most of the illegal immigrants, have fun supporting them.

Hey we get most of the farming land, thanks; have fun starving.

Hey you actually are giving up most of the country's mineral resources, not very bright.

You get Disneyland, but we get DISNEY WORLD fucker!

You get New York, but how long before NYC suceeds?

Entrepreneurs have headquarters in the blue states, but they have factories in the red states. Hey we get Nissan plants! And the Saturn Plant! and the Hyndai plant as well.

You realize that you are actually giving up the sunshine belt in exchange for the RUST belt. You are giving up the manufacturing base. You're wonderful "QUEER NATION" will have a hard time making anything.

WE GET THE ORANGE JUICE!!!!!!

Keep L.A., we have New Orleans!

New York, Long Island, and New Jersey will eventually leave your "queer nation" anyways. California.....We'll miss it but you can keep it.

Why? Hollywood may produce a lot of movies but the better stuff comes from NY anyways.

[something random]

Blogosphere is such a faggoty term.

[olaf]

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

Russian Military Analysts are reporting to Prime Minister Putin today

This is a serious question, how the fuck did you press the post button after reading these first two lines? Not even the entire second sentence. Did you just skip over this?

[luvindevil15]

We all know whats going to happen..if it gets bad...Obama is just going to make up some bill to wipe the slate clean and make up some money tree to pay off the rest of the world

that or im getting the pop corn and driving down the to border to watch all of you kill each other.

[TheJokerOCG]

^Obama Bucks

[luvindevil15]

^Exactly. I really thought he would be the president to be famous for being first halfercan to be pres and to clean up bush's bullshit.. but from all the shit i read..he's doing worse than bush in many ways, just not so much the huge stuff such as soldiers and what not

[BayouSouth]

This is a serious question, how the fuck did you press the post button after reading these first two lines? Not even the entire second sentence. Did you just skip over this?

I took that into accord.
BUT....the context of her report is STRIKINGLY ACCURATE!

[luvindevil15]

yea the numbers are pretty legit..unless they are just messing with them. I dont think they would be publishing shit like that if it werent true. Cause too much trouble against them.

It said later this week he is giving a speech? any day/time known for fact? im interested in seeing how this one plays out

[BayouSouth]

yea the numbers are pretty legit..unless they are just messing with them. I dont think they would be publishing shit like that if it werent true. Cause too much trouble against them.

It said later this week he is giving a speech? any day/time known for fact? im interested in seeing how this one plays out

tonite at I think 9 pm eastern

[cire]

lol not a chance in hell 1 million troops will ever go anywhere at the same time.

[bobthebob]

Oh Canada

[koin]

completely bullshit, if Obama ever even suggested this it would be international headlines

shit thread, lock and ban this idiot

[koin]

i holds muh ground. old ass pic i look young

is that a supressed mac 11?

and is that a 50 shot banana on the ak?

that's fuckin sick dawg, hahahaha

[sis]

This is actually scary to me. Regardless who wrote it. Americans are so naive they would deny an imminent war. The generations who are alive now have never experienced an attack on our own turf, besides 9/11. That was enough to take the breath away of any American, I don't care who you are. A lot of American's think we are invincible. I do think if the financial crisis goes too far and companies are taking advantage of Americans that we will lash out. Truth be told, we are armed to the T. It's an interesting concept to picture. Our own troops going home to home, our own citizens vs our own army.

[Sikez]

is that a supressed mac 11?

and is that a 50 shot banana on the ak?

that's fuckin sick dawg, hahahaha

Looks like a Cobray semi auto version, knock off of the real Ingram Full Auto Mac11.
I believe cobray sells fake suppressor barrel extensions and that is exactly what that is.

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[BayouSouth]

http://www.eutimes.net/2009/11/obama...for-civil-war/


also

[djfelix]

If Texas was still a sovereign nation, it would have the 7th largest economy in the world. Not to mention the oil, sea ports, and the largest concentration of telco's and bandwidth in the country.

Did I mention we have nukes?

Here's how that would go down ... Governor Perry would call his 4-stars overseas, and re-swear them in to obey the orders of the President of the Republic of Texas. The 4-stars would start re-swearing in the field commanders, and the ground troops. All Texas guard troops would start returning home to Texas.

Obama will not send troops to Texas. We would nuke DC, and DC would retaliate against Texas. Mutually Assured Destruction. Besides that, Obama is a pussy ... He'll be happy to let Texas' 55 electoral votes vanish in the night.

By 2012, the US will be around 7 separate, individual states. Texas will have the strongest economy, and will become the world's newest superpower.

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS!

[shuarma]

[shreal]

lol@americans listening to russian propaganda

[Jasmine]

If Texas was still a sovereign nation, it would have the 7th largest economy in the world. Not to mention the oil, sea ports, and the largest concentration of telco's and bandwidth in the country.

Did I mention we have nukes?

Here's how that would go down ... Governor Perry would call his 4-stars overseas, and re-swear them in to obey the orders of the President of the Republic of Texas. The 4-stars would start re-swearing in the field commanders, and the ground troops. All Texas guard troops would start returning home to Texas.

Obama will not send troops to Texas. We would nuke DC, and DC would retaliate against Texas. Mutually Assured Destruction. Besides that, Obama is a pussy ... He'll be happy to let Texas' 55 electoral votes vanish in the night.

By 2012, the US will be around 7 separate, individual states. Texas will have the strongest economy, and will become the world's newest superpower.

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS!

I wish this guy wasn't just a troll... how *awesome* would it be if somebody actually thought this were true? rofl

[Shinjiro]

is that a supressed mac 11?

and is that a 50 shot banana on the ak?

that's fuckin sick dawg, hahahaha

A few years back I had an AK with a 75 rnd drum clip....

that shit was fire

[cancunphoto]

bash! whatup mang

yeah

pm me your aim bro

Hey, I just sent you a PM. I share the same thoughts with Shed

[emo porn]

Hey, I just sent you a PM. I share the same thoughts with Shed

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[dbolm666]

damn man take off your tin foil hats