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Thread: TROLLS READ - The First Rule of Trolling DG

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    Default TROLLS READ - The First Rule of Trolling DG

    Never troll anyone with an older account than you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChewY View Post
    Never troll anyone with an older account than you.
    Paranoia is just Reality at a higher resolution.

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    The Second Rile of Trolling DG

    NEVER TROLL ANYONE WITH AN OLDER ACCOUNT THAN YOU!
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    Third Rule:
    Disregard Women, Acquire Currency.
    just wanna take your girl and smoke hella trees with her

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    I was gonna troll CG right now and i was like oh 05.
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    DGB can you drop 1 or 2 rules here since you guys basically invented trolling?
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    the fuck up

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuck you View Post
    the fuck up
    I think my dick is bigger than yours sir, you shut up. Wookie dick > wolf dick.
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    The First Rule Of DG Trolling: Do Not Talk About DG Trolling


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Seduce View Post
    The First Rule Of DG Trolling: Do Not Talk About DG Trolling
    There must be corrabilation to keep the blacks in their place.

    btw: what is a good IE spellchecker i need one. spell checker = troll armor.
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    Well, I had an account here that was lost in the great crash of 06. Does this count for anything? :|
    just another wasted clock cycle

    If you ask me to crack shit, I'll cut ya throat nurga.

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    who makes the rules?
    "Americans like to believe in American exceptionalism, that the United States is a force for good around the world, not just another country pursuing its interests via geopolitical horse-trading. This is part of why there is such a visceral public backlash against WikiLeaks -- because it lays bare U.S. diplomacy in all its blunt, unromantic reality."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryph View Post
    who makes the rules?
    the rule maker

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChewY View Post
    I like men.
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    Trolling may, or may not, cause thump holes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morboo View Post


    Trolling may, or may not, cause thump holes
    almost having an orgasm imagining how it would feel to plunge that in a glass of hydrogen peroxide
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    CHEWY READ - Shut Up ChewY
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    pretty sure mna disregards your rules

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    Quote Originally Posted by N0P View Post
    Well, I had an account here that was lost in the great crash of 06. Does this count for anything? :|
    I also got a rule against trolling hackers, heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biologic View Post
    pretty sure mna disregards your rules



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    Quote Originally Posted by ChewY View Post
    Never troll anyone with an older account than you.
    unless its trainreq.

    im still got a troll on him... in public view... i wont say it so it doesnt get removed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChewY View Post
    The Second Rile of Trolling DG

    NEVER TROLL ANYONE WITH AN OLDER ACCOUNT THAN YOU!
    Rile or Rule?


    Quote Originally Posted by dawninja View Post
    rofl ok 6 of my siblings are mixed and my step dad and half of my family are black. My brother and his dad are the first 2 african american fishing boat captains in SD. I say I have niggeritis every time I get done eating and have to take a nap. If anyone is allowed to say nigger out of the two of us it's me.
    Quote Originally Posted by musicnerdanimals View Post
    also just because your mom had jungle fever doesnt mean you are more entitled to saying the word nigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChewY View Post
    I also got a rule against trolling hackers, heh.
    Yeah, don't troll me or anyone else in this category. I don't need to explain why.


    Quote Originally Posted by dawninja View Post
    rofl ok 6 of my siblings are mixed and my step dad and half of my family are black. My brother and his dad are the first 2 african american fishing boat captains in SD. I say I have niggeritis every time I get done eating and have to take a nap. If anyone is allowed to say nigger out of the two of us it's me.
    Quote Originally Posted by musicnerdanimals View Post
    also just because your mom had jungle fever doesnt mean you are more entitled to saying the word nigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by theone View Post
    Rile or Rule?
    heh, rule, =/, fark
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    LOL @ the craiglist description...

    Best possible scenario you will be gay or bi very discreet and like to work out, including cardio. You will have a membership to the LVAC and live close to the one on Rainbow and Lake Mead. Four days per week we will work out at the gym and one day per week we will work out at your place. I hear protein is good for you, and I want to try it!
    If that isn't a super massive fucking troll, I don't know what to say. "Gay or BI, workout gym, Rainbow and Lake Mead, 4 days a week at the gym and 1 day at your place.. protein and wanting to try it" WTF? lol


    Quote Originally Posted by dawninja View Post
    rofl ok 6 of my siblings are mixed and my step dad and half of my family are black. My brother and his dad are the first 2 african american fishing boat captains in SD. I say I have niggeritis every time I get done eating and have to take a nap. If anyone is allowed to say nigger out of the two of us it's me.
    Quote Originally Posted by musicnerdanimals View Post
    also just because your mom had jungle fever doesnt mean you are more entitled to saying the word nigger

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    rainbow is like the major street in Vegas but yea I lol'd at this



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    Quote Originally Posted by Morboo View Post


    Trolling may, or may not, cause thump holes

    im better at monopoly than this guy

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    chewy is an insecure troll

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    mna, sup papi?
    I dont buy the whole humanity thing, I dont believe in my species. I dont believe in my country. I dont believe in religion. I dont believe in government. I dont believe in big business. I think its a game, a racket, a con. I enjoy not caring because it gives me a detachment, a separation. I see alot of people into politics who believe that 'Oh there's hope, only if we do this'. I dont believe that either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BanditStache View Post
    Third Rule:
    Disregard Women, Acquire Currency.

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    yikes thumb pic

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    PMT
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    active network! come chat if you're bored

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    hey chewy thanks for all the informative information on trolling the information super highways now kill yourself
    good luck bros

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    shut UP, please. SHUT UP. shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP THANK YOU.

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    god this thread sucks
    Selfishness is a disease that cripples everyone around you. Your greed drives others poor. Your love for self comes across as hate for others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by musicnerdanimals View Post
    chewy is an insecure troll

    Teach him how to be a troll then?
    He may be the next MNA

    teach me some ninja moves dude!

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