If you masturbate an elephant wrong, you might get a black eye

[BayouSouth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX9Fc...layer_embedded

[McJigga]

Yeah no shit dude.

[Vershun]

Same will happen if you jerk me off incorrectly.

[robat]

Same will happen if you jerk me off incorrectly.

I was just about to post this you jerkface

[Vershun]

I was just about to post this you jerkface

Great minds think alike. Especially about domestic abuse.

So who has the worse job? The dude doing the anal prostate massaging or the person catching the cum?

[robat]

I think I could do both myself

[Media Monster]

at least the fist-pumpers getting exercise... the wad catcher's just hoping not to get pimp slapped by cock

...i want to come back as a bull elephant in my next life

[Vershun]

I think I could do both myself

Rofl you're a talented individual. I couldn't catch the cum since I swallow.

[namrak]

versh you need to video tape that and put all these amatuer horse cum guzzling sloots to shame with your monster elephant afternoon delight

[timex]

how the fuck did you find this? roflmao.

[betticus]

A new term has been invented... zookakke, for the kind of bukakke that you'll get on the wrong end of that elephants peen..

Imagine if the catch bucket slips at just the wrong moment and you get hit with mastadon jizz in much the same way a fire hose would wet you down.. in front of zoo visitors no less.