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Thread: IF YOU COULD "OWN" ANY MEMBER OF THIS BOARD FOR A DAY

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    Default IF YOU COULD "OWN" ANY MEMBER OF THIS BOARD FOR A DAY

    LIKE IF YOU COULD MAKE ANY MEMBER OF THIS BOARD YOUR PERSONAL SLAVE FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE THEM DO?

    Me, I would make MNA my slave and me and him would troll everyone at the local Wal-Mart real gud. Than we would go home and I would have him make me sammwhiches.

    Your turn, go.
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    This thread will be 500 posts of either

    vagik
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    Busy traveling. Your inquiry is very important to us. Please hold and it will be answered in the order received.

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    Pad, of course.


    I'd make him handle my investments. I'd see a great return and then free him from his enslavement.

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    I would have the one root boxes.
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    two words

    versh

    un
    2 legit 2 quit

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    or maybe toby
    2 legit 2 quit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Credible View Post
    two words

    versh

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    A+!
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    McJigga and have him stop posting so many shit threads

    ooooooooooooooooooooo

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    I would own Magik and pimp her out for money. I'd have thousands by the end of the day.
    Owned by ChineseGoldFarm :>

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    and she would enjoy it
    Owned by ChineseGoldFarm :>

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    magik . hands. down. I'de make her work out of the 4 seasons on Michigan ave. im thinking 900 for the standard.

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    ytc, and make chrono nurga vol.2

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    Id own Meca for a day


    and make him show me dat face of his...and use dem money bags to fund a trip stateside for me...and host a huge party with loads of dg's


    then id get mullered and go home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick View Post
    ytc, and make chrono nurga vol.2
    vol 2 hits shelves






























































    RIGHT NOW



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    I'd chill with brizzad or 540 for a day just to pick their mind, probably man others that would fit this but they came to mind.

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    i would party with koin, dag and bluntbill
    Carpe Diem, Carpe Noctum, Carpe Vidum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    Id own Meca for a day


    and make him show me dat face of his...and use dem money bags to fund a trip stateside for me...and host a huge party with loads of dg's


    then id get mullered and go home!

    I will give you a good mullering.
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    I want Sammi and Gypsy.



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    i'd own gypsy

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    P.s, dont fuck with chrono

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    Brittany


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    Quote Originally Posted by barack obama View Post
    I want Sammi and Gypsy.
    Anyday sweetie


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    i can't post them on here because for some reason if you have a vagina and post some other cunt's nude photos on this forum you are then a bad person and i'm just not a bad person!!!!!! holla@ me on AIM

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    whoever has a vagina or mna

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    then id get mullered and go home!
    what does that mean
    Quote Originally Posted by nooners View Post
    i would party with koin, dag and bluntbill
    fuckkkkk yeah

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    ooooooh u sob! keep dreaming cuz we both know id cut u up
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinz View Post


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    midori, I'd massage her all day (not with my penis, ok maybe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nooners View Post
    i would party with koin, dag and bluntbill
    correct answer

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    whoever the most attractive girl is on the forum, and probably have her perform a bunch of mundane sexual acts. predictable and dull :/

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    HONESTLY? Unlucky or betticus, and i would use them for unholy deeds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by synaesthesia View Post
    whoever the most attractive girl is on the forum, and probably have her perform a bunch of mundane sexual acts. predictable and dull :/

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    As if it isn't creepy enough by itself, this thread will be looked at in a whole new light once it's revealed that you're 40, McJigga. ;o

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    As if it isn't creepy enough by itself, this thread will be looked at in a whole new light once it's revealed that you're 40, McJigga. ;o

    I'm 44 bro, get it right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nooners View Post
    i would party with koin, dag and bluntbill
    Throw in YT, Pad and bis1 and you've got my answer.

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    myself and i would make me kill myself
    good luck bros

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    magik to s my nis for 24 hours straight.... i'd predict 9-13 orgasms assuming the total of dedication+technique+duration requirement for orgasm = x^2 as bj -> infinity

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmk View Post
    magik to s my nis for 24 hours straight.... i'd predict 9-13 orgasms assuming the total of dedication+technique+duration requirement for orgasm = x^2 as bj -> infinity
    Dang. I'd probably have to ice my jaw the following day, sounds painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dag View Post
    what does that mean

    means get really drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinz View Post


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    Would like my wire info and number to my Trac Phone? I don't need a chainsaw BTW, there are better less messy quieter methods.

    If I could own one DG for a day I would pick NOFX/EMO Porn just to pick his brain on getting that internet $.
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    rmk
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    [DG] is an unorganized free for all packed to the brim with unfunny inside jokes and the most retarded nonsense imaginable


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    i would make laura hold my hand then kiss her on the cheek and tell her she's pretty

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    skrilled & you don't wanna know the things i would have him do :x

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoHov View Post
    that's cool if you want to be sober and vomit
    lol ¯\(°_o)/¯

    Quote Originally Posted by pad View Post
    [DG] is an unorganized free for all packed to the brim with unfunny inside jokes and the most retarded nonsense imaginable


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    Gypsy and rent out a church with an altar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    Id own Meca for a day


    and make him show me dat face of his...and use dem money bags to fund a trip to NY for me...and host a huge party with loads of dg's


    then id get mullered and go home!

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    pad so i could smoke cigarettes and drink budweiser all day, and ytc so i can hear rocketman over and over and remix ground control to major tom

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    Pad. We would do a docu-reality show together, my insistence. I'm not sure what it would be on. It would involve interviews with his nearest and dearest. Thats all I can disclose.

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