i just had sex NOW

**ytcracker** · 02-10-2005, 11:20 PM

my wife + that outfit was too hot

who rocks?

mj · 02-10-2005, 11:46 PM

WifeyCracker rocks.

**ytcracker** · 02-10-2005, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Mistress J

WifeyCracker rocks.

yayyyyyyyyyy

**kidrobot** · 02-11-2005, 12:17 AM

imma get my baby makin' grove on tomorrow night..to much stuff to do today...it's gonna be an alllllll nighter..and rough at that.

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 02:02 AM

Bitch = on rag = noes.

**sam** · 02-11-2005, 03:46 AM

VAGInA!

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by sam

man, im supposed to be in auburn in like 20 min.
not going to happen.

viva la booty call

WA?

**sam** · 02-11-2005, 03:55 AM

what other auburn is there?

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by sam

what other auburn is there?

Like the one Bo Jackson went to school at. Somewhere over there ->.

I'm from Sumner, nig.

**rmk** · 02-11-2005, 08:06 AM

uh oh, i'm tied for dg sexing champion... it's friday though i'll hook up an FFFFFFMFFFFFF and get enough points to last like 2 weeks.

**eric** · 02-11-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by sam

what other auburn is there?

auburn, al

www.auburn.edu

**qbert** · 02-11-2005, 04:41 PM

BO FUCKIN JACKSON.

P.S. I just busted fatty nuts all over titties. High-5 B. Who wants to Eiffel Tower a bitch? High-5 right over that hoochie's back, BOTH HOLES NIGGA

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Qbert

BO FUCKIN JACKSON.

P.S. I just busted fatty nuts all over titties. High-5 B. Who wants to Eiffel Tower a bitch? High-5 right over that hoochie's back, BOTH HOLES NIGGA

LOLOL BO J! I wish he wouldn't have gotten hurt. He would've been the greatest RB ever :(.

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 05:27 PM

:oldcry: stop talking about sexual pleasure i dont get any !!! insensitive pricks :oops:

**rmk** · 02-11-2005, 05:31 PM

i had a nooner today then rubbed one off 2 hrs later cuz i was bored

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by rmk

i had a nooner today then rubbed one off 2 hrs later cuz i was bored

ill do that sometime to pass hours off the clock

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by magik

:oldcry: stop talking about sexual pleasure i dont get any !!! insensitive pricks :oops:

Break yourself off.

edit: On webcam.

edit2: Upload and share.

edit3: Thx.

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 05:39 PM

i meant pleasure from SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME.
i get that like 6 times a day 8)

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by magik

i meant pleasure from SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME.
i get that like 6 times a day 8)

self hacking is fun

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 05:41 PM

tru that, sometimes its better than the real thing
...sadly

mj · 02-11-2005, 05:43 PM

On the washing machine. I made him quit playing Half-Life for a few.

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 05:53 PM

oh, come on. wtf
im jealous :oldcry:

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 05:53 PM

btw: anderson cooper is a fucking DILF
i would bang him out all crazy

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by magik

tru that, sometimes its better than the real thing
...sadly

So make vids about it.

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 05:56 PM

ROFL ... ill pass
ty though

mj · 02-11-2005, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by magik

oh, come on. wtf
im jealous :oldcry:

I can share....

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:04 PM

nobody wants to have sex with me
im a preggo chick :oldcry:
i guess ill have to wait 4 more months

**The Grouch** · 02-11-2005, 06:15 PM

i wouldnt mind fucking a pregnant bitch

i could get my dick sucked
and fuck some pussy at the same time :twisted:

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by DjInt

i wouldnt mind fucking a pregnant bitch

i could get my dick sucked
and fuck some pussy at the same time :twisted:

DIRTY MAN

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:19 PM

.... either youre a seriously sick individual
or i didnt get it :oops:

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by magik

.... either youre a seriously sick individual
or i didnt get it :oops:

hes being sick

are you still with the babys dad?

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:22 PM

eh ...

hes in chicago and im in indiana now.
i moved here so my mom could help me while preg.
and then he decided we shouldnt be together until im
back in chicago.
and hes got a new girl toy.
but swares he loves me and wants to get back together
as soon as i move back to chicago.

sooo... is say thats a no? lol

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 06:23 PM

man thats fucking trash sorry

ill bet you hate dudes

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:25 PM

oh yes, very much so.
dont trust any of them and i think theyre selfish pieces of shit

but im still down for sex from him haha
i cant let go of it :oldcry:

**jobot** · 02-11-2005, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by magik

oh yes, very much so.
dont trust any of them and i think theyre selfish pieces of shit

but im still down for sex from him haha
i cant let go of it :oldcry:

be strong

**rmk** · 02-11-2005, 06:31 PM

magik - where in indy?

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:33 PM

'south bend' wherever that is
only been here a few weeks
i know nothing about this place

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by magik

'south bend' wherever that is
only been here a few weeks
i know nothing about this place

you kinda live near my father in law

im gonna send my wife and daughter out there in may

ill be in chicago in june

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:36 PM

yeah im trying to go back to chicago
hopefully get the daddy back in the picture,
find out if hes for real or just stringing me along

baby = due in july

**The Grouch** · 02-11-2005, 06:37 PM

i knew it was bound to happen, first it was nude pix when you were like 13, now your pregnant. Next we find out she has a penis and lives with some aol 'hax0r' :wink:

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:40 PM

ROFL nudes at *16 ty.
and big whoop... theyre pictures, not like nobody has seen a chick naked before. least im fun to look at.

and about the whole penis thing...
well then obviously the nudes would have shown this
and i wouldnt be pregnant :evil:

so fuck off half pint

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by magik

ROFL nudes at *16 ty.
and big whoop... theyre pictures, not like nobody has seen a chick naked before. least im fun to look at.

and about the whole penis thing...
well then obviously the nudes would have shown this
and i wouldnt be pregnant :evil:

so fuck off half pint

uh oh internet warz!!!1!!11

were those the nudes with pat? i thought they were hot
id rub one out with them if i could have taken him out of the picture

**The Grouch** · 02-11-2005, 06:48 PM

i dont think ya kno the kid and kno that i got more lines than a nose can sniff :idea:

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:54 PM

no i had some lame nudes when i was 16 i took.
i covered everything up, wasnt anything good lol.

the pat nudes were at 17 when we were still together.
we broke up in november.

tim came after him... we never got a chance to make any porn ha

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by magik

no i had some lame nudes when i was 16 i took.
i covered everything up, wasnt anything good lol.

the pat nudes were at 17 when we were still together.
we broke up in november.

tim came after him... we never got a chance to make any porn ha

dude send ->

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 06:58 PM

Nueds for all~!

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 06:59 PM

lol i dont have either of those, the 16yo nudes are LONG gone.
that was 3 years ago.

the pat ones i never actually had.
his dumbass sent them out to ppl.

now the best i have are pix in lingerie and shit :(

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 07:01 PM

its ok i wasnt incredibly optimistic
i may be a pimp but this is still the internet

"send nudes" has about a 1/100 success rate

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by magik

lol i dont have either of those, the 16yo nudes are LONG gone.
that was 3 years ago.

the pat ones i never actually had.
his dumbass sent them out to ppl.

now the best i have are pix in lingerie and shit :(

You are a failure as an attention whore :(.

**Magik** · 02-11-2005, 07:03 PM

ROFL god damnit, im the fuckin eater here
you make MY ASS a sammich

cunt :oops:

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