ROFL @ US Census

[540 is greater than 420]

Good luck and godspeed in the ensuing census neglect raids.

[lussuria]

fuck that shit, you only have to tell them where you live and how many people are in your house. Anything more than that is not legally required.

[erinyay]

We put the number of people in our household, and that's all. We don't think there's a constitutional basis for divulging anything beyond that.

[540 is greater than 420]

I'm gonna tell them I make $760,000/yr to skew the statistics for my area

[dna]

rofl @ negro on us census btw

[RonMexico]

yeah just got that shit too. a nigga likes to stay off the grid though, holla at utilities in other peoples names nigga good luck uncle sam.

[rob-beatz]

yeah just got that shit too. a nigga likes to stay off the grid though, holla at utilities in other peoples names nigga good luck uncle sam.

[tadp0le]

no idea wtf this is. BUT the address posted on that .jpg is within driving distance for me.

[turk]

yo i filled mine out earlier, fuck the law!

[pad]

fuck a census

[xtldx]

Um....I've thrown my away whenever I got it. Fuck those things.

[Dr Seduce]

its already living in my trash can

[emo porn]

this is what i'm going to do and I encourage others to do as well.

Take the envelope that they include and put a slip of paper in on that has printed out on it "FUCK YOU" or something to that degree and drop it in the mail box. will cost the .gov the price of postage. a small little fuck you but if we get 1000's of ppl to do it , epic lulz.

will mail it off tmrw. im b0red.

[gullydwarf]

We depend on your cooperation and trust, and promise to protect the confidentiality of your information. Title 13 of the U.S. Code protects the confidentiality of all your information and violating this law is a crime with severe penalties. In addition, other federal laws, including the Confidential Statistical Efficiency Act and the Privacy Act reinforce these protections.

* Private information is never published

It is against the law to disclose or publish any of the following information:

* Names
* Addresses including GPS coordinates
* Social Security numbers
* Telephone numbers

We Collect Information to Produce Statistics

We use your information to produce statistics. Your answers cannot be used against you by any government agency or court.
Sworn for Life to Protect Your Confidentiality

All Census Bureau employees take the oath of nondisclosure and are sworn for life to protect the confidentiality of the data.
Violating the Oath Is a Serious Crime

The penalty for unlawful disclosure is a fine of up to $250,000 or imprisonment of up to 5 years, or both.

The statistics they produce are a fucking goldmine for anyone doing any kind of population research. I filled out census the second I checked the mail.

[540 is greater than 420]

this is what i'm going to do and I encourage others to do as well.

Take the envelope that they include and put a slip of paper in on that has printed out on it "FUCK YOU" or something to that degree and drop it in the mail box. will cost the .gov the price of postage. a small little fuck you but if we get 1000's of ppl to do it , epic lulz.

will mail it off tmrw. im b0red.

ROFL dude I so wish I could +rep you right now

[vazel]

Fellas, a census is part of civilization since Roman times.

[Invictus]

its already living in my trash can

[capone]

Mine's sent =x

Rep% Rj2

[Vershun]

I'm torn between my love of statistics and my hatred for lifting a finger to do anything.

[emo porn]

took me 24 seconds to open OpenOffice, type something, hit print, stuff envelope.

[XploitD]

[Vershun]

What makes me the most uncomfortable was seeing the Department of Commerce selling 300 million coreg leads on blackhatworld.

[craig]

What makes me the most uncomfortable was seeing the Department of Commerce selling 300 million coreg leads on blackhatworld.

LOL

[rob-beatz]

What makes me the most uncomfortable was seeing the Department of Commerce selling 300 million coreg leads on blackhatworld.

o_O

[worldismine]

Anthrax itt and mail it back with DigitalGangster.com logo. Lots of traffic once it hits the news.

[emo porn]

{s sent

[Biologic]

they just came to my door and since i'm 18 now they made me fill it out. :|

[dbolm666]

so i'm watching tv with my kid today, and we are flipping thru nickelodeon and we catch a dora commercial...and well fuck it here's the commerecial...my son looked at me and is like "dada whas dat?" I'm like YAAAA my fucking kid is gonna understand the census...


Click for the commercial...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKiucYDWFt8

[BB5k]

someone fill there census envelope with coupons and tell the gov't you're trying to help fix the deficit.

[540 is greater than 420]

someone fill there census envelope with coupons and tell the gov't you're trying to help fix the deficit.

rofl

Edit: Dude I do have a miniature version of the "Entertainment Book" sitting right in front of me.. It's a coupon sized book the thickness of a few credit cards stacked. I should pull all of these out and send them to them.

[540 is greater than 420]

ROFL "New York & Company: Take $25 off a purchase of $75 or more. Doubles to $50 off a purchase of $150 or more"

I could send them that with a note along the lines of "Here is a coupon apparently redeemable through the New York government, please use it to help rebuild the WTC."

[540 is greater than 420]

rofl holy shit...

The Territory Ahead
Save 20% when you make a purchase of $100 or more.

Note: "THIS WILL PROBABLY COME IN HANDY WHEN WE INVADE IRAN"

[540 is greater than 420]

JCPenny

50% Off a Portrait Purchase

Note: I would like this coupon to be forwarded to the Obama family for their 2010 family portrait, because if he can't manage the country's economy problems properly, god knows what his own financial problems are like. I'm sure he is a frugal man.

[KOiN]

I'm gonna send a half gram of coke

fo fun

[eLectric]

so i'm watching tv with my kid today, and we are flipping thru nickelodeon and we catch a dora commercial...and well fuck it here's the commerecial...my son looked at me and is like "dada whas dat?" I'm like YAAAA my fucking kid is gonna understand the census...


Click for the commercial...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKiucYDWFt8

wow..

rofl

Edit: Dude I do have a miniature version of the "Entertainment Book" sitting right in front of me.. It's a coupon sized book the thickness of a few credit cards stacked. I should pull all of these out and send them to them.

ROFL "New York & Company: Take $25 off a purchase of $75 or more. Doubles to $50 off a purchase of $150 or more"

I could send them that with a note along the lines of "Here is a coupon apparently redeemable through the New York government, please use it to help rebuild the WTC."

rofl holy shit...

The Territory Ahead
Save 20% when you make a purchase of $100 or more.

Note: "THIS WILL PROBABLY COME IN HANDY WHEN WE INVADE IRAN"

JCPenny

50% Off a Portrait Purchase

Note: I would like this coupon to be forwarded to the Obama family for their 2010 family portrait, because if he can't manage the country's economy problems properly, god knows what his own financial problems are like. I'm sure he is a frugal man.

I will pay for your scissor time, for that comedy in this.

[540 is greater than 420]

wow..









I will pay for your scissor time, for that comedy in this.

I'll do it most def. Gotta see if I have some printer ink laying around so I can type up some nice official notes on "Frugal Freebies for our Financial Future" letterhead.

[540 is greater than 420]

I'm gonna send a half gram of coke

fo fun

There will be more fun gained from it if you send it this way instead. I'll even send you a SASE.

[BayouSouth]

[unholy]

Oh yeah...fuck them. I'm putting i have 10 kids in a 1 bedroom apt

[grey88]

the fuck is wrong with you people? its a CENSUS. shut the FUCK up, and write that shit.


OH NOES THEY WANT TO KNOW U EXIST SO THEY CAN APPROPRIATE TAXES OH NOES.


albeit, they're not very good at appropriating taxes, but still.

[erinyay]

the fuck is wrong with you people? its a CENSUS. shut the FUCK up, and write that shit.


OH NOES THEY WANT TO KNOW U EXIST SO THEY CAN APPROPRIATE TAXES OH NOES.


albeit, they're not very good at appropriating taxes, but still.

sup statist