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Thread: 21st birthday, 8:30am, at the airport. Should i get intoxicated?

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    Im gay for Grover. TehPrawntier's Avatar
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    Default 21st birthday, 8:30am, at the airport. Should i get intoxicated?

    Plane isn't boarding until 9:15. Have 4 free drink coupons so def getting smashed in the air. Should I pre-game in the terminal???
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    Stat_Counter is dat nigga.
    GET ON MY HORSE!!!

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    IS THAT BAG ATTENDED? -random TSA security lady, 2010
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPrawntier View Post
    IS THAT BAG ATTENDED? -random TSA security lady, 2010
    Response: Don't talk about my mother that way!

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    Aww yeah they even saved a seat for me
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    airport beers are the best beers
    Originally Posted by pad
    putting tattoos on a girl is like putting flame decals on a ferrari but at least you were messed up from the start
    Keep on keeping it real, Betticus.

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    sinners drink.


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    Only if you are flying the plane.
    Quote Originally Posted by delirium View Post
    Get a 40, some kush, and hit up some internet porn I guarantee you will feel better in the morning

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    i drink on every plane i get on

    edit: my last trip to cali took 6 hours i drank so much i almost threw up on the landing, dont forget about the landing.

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    BOS -> AMS
    some dude was walking down my isle and he just face planted. the cabin was dark because it was late and no one seemed to care. finally a flight attendant came down yellings 'lights on!' he was ok but had too much to drink. we got priority landing + ambulance on the tarmac
    fuck KLM and their bitches

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    FED
    go fuck youreself

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    flying without drinking should be illegal

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    Drink it up bro, you only live once.

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    In Arizon now, pretty tipsy. Old lady next to me glared at me like ik was some kind of demon every time I got more booze haha
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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