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    Default step mom's family reunion. retarded girl just showed up.

    had to hide my instant laughter. Think lady saw me loling. What to do.
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    pretend it didn't happen
    go fuck youreself

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    get the retard to blow u

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noonan View Post
    get the retard to blow u
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    literally throwing hundreds at my monitor right now

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    teh only respectable thing to do now is laugh in her face


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    tell lady to mind her fucking business

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    Tell her you were laughing at a joke Unlucky told you that you remembered that was about shoes.



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    Rofl I'm tryin to stealth take a pic of this retarded girl. There is mad alcohol here so I'm a little tipsy and its really funny cause she has a beer.
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    get a picture of her with a shoe on her head, when the family asks what your doing tell them to relax, every girl on the internet does it

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPrawntier View Post
    Rofl I'm tryin to stealth take a pic of this retarded girl. There is mad alcohol here so I'm a little tipsy and its really funny cause she has a beer.
    r u sure shes not just ugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noonan View Post
    r u sure shes not just ugly

    hah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noonan View Post
    r u sure shes not just ugly
    That could be it, but she has a VERY downie face. And I've yet to see/hear her talk. Just lots of open mouthed down syndrome smiles.
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.

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    You are a shameful excuse for a human being and I hope she has a big older brother who busts your face up till you look retarded.
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by dropcode View Post
    You are a shameful excuse for a human being and I hope she has a big older brother who busts your face up till you look retarded.
    @f12

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    People itt pretending like they've never laughed at the mentally challenged.
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    Put on your 'I <3 eugenics' tee.

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    yeah jk lol retards. you gonna slay?
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPrawntier View Post
    People itt pretending like they've never laughed at the mentally challenged.
    I laugh at Stat_Counter all the time.



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    My sister is a retard, and i laugh at her all the time... I already know i'm going to hell, so why the fuck waste great opportunities for humor?

    fucking self righteous bastards all up ITT
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    WHAT IF SHE IS THE ONE! YOUR SOUL MATE?

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    Not gunna slay retard girl. However I've been friends with this one dude since kindergarten and his sister just turned 18 and has been super excited I'm visiting and wants to get fucked up with me so probably gunna slay that.
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    slay that shit bro

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    http://www.myspace.com/barneyrubbleandthecuntstubble

    listen to the song retarded chicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by dohp View Post
    My sister is a retard, and i laugh at her all the time... I already know i'm going to hell, so why the fuck waste great opportunities for humor?

    fucking self righteous bastards all up ITT
    lol yes, disapproving of people mistreating the handicapped makes me self righteous. I bet you're the type of person who would beat a child or a cripple for laughs.
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    Rofl its in the pool atm. I really need to do a dg cribz btw. This house is so nice. Hope I get will'd it before it gets sold.
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPrawntier View Post
    Rofl its in the pool atm. I really need to do a dg cribz btw. This house is so nice. Hope I get will'd it before it gets sold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dropcode View Post
    lol yes, disapproving of people mistreating the handicapped makes me self righteous. I bet you're the type of person who would beat a child or a cripple for laughs.

    puppies and babies only.
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    why laugh??
    kind of a dick move imo

    i hope when you have kids they dont have any sort of problems

    I can clearly see the sunshine but im steady walking through the rain

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    Quote Originally Posted by dropcode View Post
    lol yes, disapproving of people mistreating the handicapped makes me self righteous. I bet you're the type of person who would beat a child or a cripple for laughs.
    You are obviously handicapped as well if you consider laughing at someone mistreating them. BUH HEY IZ FREEH BROWNEEZ IS GUD YUMMY EAT AHEUGHEUGHEUG
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris View Post
    why laugh??
    kind of a dick move imo

    i hope when you have kids they dont have any sort of problems
    Id ebay that shit at the first drool.
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    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    ROFL^

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    people with handicaps and deformities make me uncomfortable :/

    but i don't laugh at them.

    asshole
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    So think maybe isn't tarded. Said i d look hot if I was in swimshorts and wet
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPrawntier View Post
    Rofl I'm tryin to stealth take a pic of this retarded girl. There is mad alcohol here so I'm a little tipsy and its really funny cause she has a beer.
    If most people drink and get retarded, what's she get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPrawntier View Post
    You are obviously handicapped as well if you consider laughing at someone mistreating them. BUH HEY IZ FREEH BROWNEEZ IS GUD YUMMY EAT AHEUGHEUGHEUG
    really man? seriosuly?
    if I ever have a child with a mental disability and I catch someone laughing at them, shit is gonna get ugly. I bet you'd react the same.
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPrawntier View Post
    So think maybe isn't tarded. Said i d look hot if I was in swimshorts and wet
    This is more of a reason to believe she is retarded

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    Quote Originally Posted by dropcode View Post
    really man? seriosuly?
    if I ever have a child with a mental disability and I catch someone laughing at them, shit is gonna get ugly. I bet you'd react the same.
    i would have them shot

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    (my kid not the person laughing at it)

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    lol @ ignorant faggots with no actual life experience itt
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    calm down

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    Quote Originally Posted by dropcode View Post
    lol @ ignorant faggots with no actual life experience itt


    obviously
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    It fucked to laugh in a retard face. You know, when they can tell they are being ridiculed. Otherwise, play on playa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dropcode View Post
    lol @ ignorant faggots with no actual life experience itt
    Got quite a few years of life experience. Sorry your genes produced an asian faced drool machine. Keep gettin mad. It will teach you/your spawn 2+2. I'm sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by pr0j3ct7 View Post
    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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