i actually ejaculated... a LOT (in joccy)

[Maru]

inside a vagina, let me tell you a little something about how it felt...


So, I started off getting my dick ridden, that was pretty fun, but before this began I was getting tickled by her tongue around my nape. We then switched to missionary for a short period, trying to enjoy the taste of her sweat as I kissed and tongued her all over. I then commanded her to get on her side and had her rub her cunt against my fickle member and she then roused me again to erection until I had a flash in the pan moment and realized, in so few words, *DOGGYSTYLE*. So immediately we positioned ourselves accordingly and followed through with some of the most satisfying sex...well most satisfying sex I've ever had. I lasted for maybe... 40-50 pumps until I announced that I was going to ejaculate and in the back of my mind I was celebrating as I knew it was coming, so to speak. The rewarding rush of dopamine in combination with the oxytocin(?) was incredible and it took me around an hour to recuperate and then I landed on the ground and mashed EX shoryuken and beat out his throw and FADC'd into ultra with shinryuken and won the tournament!!!!!

Sagat Wins
PERFECT

[Royalty]

Just don't ever take up writing erotica as a hobby.

[Tshavo]

and you werent on cam why?

[cattymystique]

A+ will read again

[bling]

ever had sex?

[craig]

joccy had a dramatic anxiety attack
sex was not had on cam
great failure

[UnluckyXIII]

Just don't ever take up writing erotica as a hobby.

^This

I had vunderbar sex around 5 to 6 AM this last morning and then after Ukrainian roofers woke us up, I was greeted to an awesome blow job which we think the roofers watch me get.

Came hard both times.

*Internet High Fives*

[enemy of juden]

i imagine there is some type of law about mental competency for consent that make posting this a bad idea.

i post stuff that's a bad idea all the time though.

[moscow]

^This

I had vunderbar sex around 5 to 6 AM this last morning and then after Ukrainian roofers woke us up, I was greeted to an awesome blow job which we think the roofers watch me get.

Came hard both times.

*Internet High Fives*

up high!

[qbert]

enemy of juden is clearly a bot

it's like a simple script

{insert conditional about how this is a bad idea}
{allude to the fact that i am sentient and also have bad ideas quite regularly}
{suggest i do not have anything to say on the subject matter at hand, since i am also a master of bad ideas}

[Maru]

:( u guys make me sad

[enemy of juden]

i get sad after ejaculating too. usually a "wtf has my life become?" type thing.

[Maru]

i get sad after ejaculating too. usually a "wtf has my life become?" type thing.

thats not what i said

[Tshavo]

thats not what i said

yeah but you still didnt fuck her on cam so nobody gives a fuck what you said

[rob-beatz]

cliffs: "we positioned ourselves accordingly"

[austn]

[betticus]

Just don't ever take up writing erotica as a hobby.

[sub]

one time, i had sex and ejaculated

i told everyone

[Maru]

whats wrong with my writing @ royalty and betticus?

[Royalty]

Is that a serious question?

[Maru]

Is that a serious question?

yea rofl i think its good

[Royalty]

yea rofl i think its good

:(

[UnluckyXIII]

whats wrong with my writing @ royalty and betticus?

Want my opinion? Yeah, I was only on staff with the TV show for one year, but find a good English Major friend and have them proof for you if you do.

[Maru]

Want my opinion? Yeah, I was only on staff with the TV show for one year, but find a good English Major friend and have them proof for you if you do.

got any constructive criticism?

[enemy of juden]

how you came to the conclusion the ejaculation was "a lot" while still "in the vagina" was the biggest thing i feel missing from the story.

[UnluckyXIII]

got any constructive criticism?

Honestly?

I'll give it to you (but you won't like what I've to say) provided no "dropping of [my] dox," or "getting Ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" at me.

It needs an editor... Big time. The values and intrigue are there but the narrative is weaker than a Stephenie Meyer novel.

[Maru]

how you came to the conclusion the ejaculation was "a lot" while still "in the vagina" was the biggest thing i feel missing from the story.

oh well joccy felt it oozing out of her puss-puss into her hand and let me know lol

Honestly?

I'll give it to you (but you won't like what I've to say) provided no "dropping of [my] dox," or "getting Ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" at me.

It needs an editor... Big time. The values and intrigue are there but the narrative is weaker than a Stephenie Meyer novel.

what do you mean by the narrative? please rewrite it for me and show me an example of how the narrative could be improved

[Royalty]

Stephen King once commented about Stephanie Meyer and her writing. It wasn't very constructive either, but it said a lot without saying anything.

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. ... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."

Some people just can't write. It's not a natural inclination for them.

[enemy of juden]

that is bizarre as hell.

[enemy of juden]

Some people just can't write. It's not a natural inclination for them.

most of those people are niggers. turning this into a joccy fucks niggers thread i doubt she will find it offensive.

fucking a girl who follows you around and annoys you on internet forums seems like a bad idea to me, but i have never tried it, but i havent read roissy in quite a while. maybe it's the new thing.

[UnluckyXIII]

what do you mean by the narrative? please rewrite it for me and show me an example of how the narrative could be improved

Okay, I can't right [EDIT: "WRITE", WOW] now. I'm on 3 hours of sleep, a space mission, and more booze.

Sort of what I mean:

Joccy and I hadn't touched each other in years. In the faded haze, I remember our words when we broke up consisted of me spiting, "Fuck you, you salad-tossing cunt!" to which she replied with a less than witty rebuttal of, "Spoon! Tomato pudding pop!"

No woman had scarred me that hard. Joccy's tongue was a master's whip when she vowed to snap it at me. In these many years since it happened, I mourned for the men that mouth hit with that venom.

... Something to that effect. I'm really drunk.

[Nore]

GUcci mane

[Royalty]

Okay, I can't right [EDIT: "WRITE", WOW] now. I'm on 3 hours of sleep, a space mission, and more booze.

Sort of what I mean:

Joccy and I hadn't touched each other in years. In the faded haze, I remember our words when we broke up consisted of me spiting, "Fuck you, you salad-tossing cunt!" to which she replied with a less than witty rebuttal of, "Spoon! Tomato pudding pop!"

No woman had scarred me that hard. Joccy's tongue was a master's whip when she vowed to snap it at me. In these many years since it happened, I mourned for the men that mouth hit with that venom.

... Something to that effect. I'm really drunk.

And even this sounds really cliché and contrived.

[UnluckyXIII]

And even this sounds really cliché and contrived.

Which is what the Erotica genre likes... Know thy audience.

[Royalty]

Which is what the Erotica genre likes... Know thy audience.

Good point.

[barack obama]

reading that was so awkward

[enemy of juden]

And even this sounds really cliché and contrived.

you could say the same of how i would approach it from a perspective of fucking people from the internet. what this says about my life, if i'm happy with it. possible variables that lead to this situation and their value in each person's life and society as a whole. you can easily see how most of my ejaculations leave me sad.
i'd probably throw in some bible quotes out of context to fit the agenda.
i'd also add some type of detail she would be utterly devastated about being public that only someone close would know, and others would not see as an attack. truth of this claim does not matter much.
that is, considering i was telling everyone about someone we mutually knew i just fucked, which the only motivation i can see being dominance and humiliation, which can be the most satisfying part of sexuality.

[theredspecial]

i'm pretty hard @ that thought of a joccy creampie

+rep

[qbert]

jesus christ i don't see how the thought of a girl who you want to sleep with's vagina being filled with some other dude's spooge turns people on

[theredspecial]

more so the thought of her poon, or any sweet pussy for that matter.


ps i wasn't really hard

[qbert]

i'm js creampie is not only a horribly unappealing term, the actual thought of it is pretty gross. i wouldn't even be very interested in looking at a vagina that i'd busted my own nut all over.

[hardcore]

GUcci mane

[Dr Seduce]

didnt read, fuckin a chick off a forum, nice bro

[Royalty]

didnt read, fuckin a chick off a forum, nice bro

aren't they related? like brother and sister? so then that would mean that they met before the forum right?

[Moterrac]

I am very confused, right now.

[luuul]

TL;DR

[robat]

fucking lucky

[FAUX]

nice sex y'all

[Grover]

This hole situation just has me feeling awkward. Wilikers.

[sm1th]

This hole situation just has me feeling awkward. Wilikers.