greetings, fellow internet!
Post your zodiac itt.
And I'll tell you all about yourself!
Not chinese, the other one.
I'm a scorpio. Sup.
Octopus
I'm an octopus
You did it wrong.
:(
But I'll tell you about yourself anyway. You have eight legs, and are a cephalapod mollusk. You are symmetrical and have a beak.
Sup.
Originally Posted by ClassyBroad
Taurus
another shit thread, my god
You're dependable, persistent, loyal, patient generous. You're also stubborn, lazy, possessive, materialistic, and self indulging.
Taurus
You're incredibly independent due to your stubborn streak. You're not generally a follower, but you aren't the leader either. Your perseverance allows you to get shit done and do well for yourself.
You tend to have a few close friends as opposed to many acquaintances, and are very protective and loyal to those close to you.
You're not fond of change and when change is imminent, you get nervous and worried. You tend to fear the unknown.
then gtfo.
OH HAI I THINK I'M THE CANCER.
theredspecial: so wet atm for dogs
i'm a wizard
also scorpio = loves to fuck
good luck bros
<sagitarius
<cancer
My mom and my boyfriend are cancers. :3 you guys are my favorite.
You're loyal, dependable, caring, adaptable, and responsive... But you're moody, clingy, self pitying, oversensitive, and self absorbed.
You have the perseverance and drive to do what needs to be done and you're pretty self sufficient. But you depend on other people for emotional support and encouragement. You're happiest when you have a close knit group of friends and family for a support group. You need to be needed.
You're extremely loyal to those who appreciate and support you and are the nurturing type. You make people feel good about themselves and loved.
You want security and comfort, but you seek new adventures. You have a driving forceful personality that can be hidden beneath your cool, calm exterior. There's always more than meets the eye with you, seameat. :]
are you just copying and pasting stuff from some astrology website in to this thread? I don't see the point.
________ every day.
i'm a scorpio and indifferent about fucking.
negress at a gas station checked my id and told me something about her ex husband being a scorpio and it freaked me out
i got this like 200 page zodiac thing from some old hippie guy when that was an amazing thing for computers to do. it was based on atleast 20 things related to my birth and where each of the planets were in undiscovered solar systems and it was still generic crap just about anyone could relate to after a few readings.
i know this astrology graduate student that goes into a rage at mentioning he studies astronomy or asking him questions related to it. he figured out people were doing it to piss him off, but he still acts mad to be funny.
he's in hawaii with some type of telescope that gives him a boner, but i will bookmark this to him.
You're independent and unemotional.
You crave adventure and excitement and welcome change with open arms. Having freedom is important to you and will affect your decision making. Sometimes good opportunities are turned down because of the high commitment it requires.
You make an awesome friend because of your encouraging, positive nature. You don't expect favors in return, and your kindness is selfless. You're not possessive or jealous, and you treat others the way you like to be treated. You're an excellent conversationalist with a great sense of humor.
What you say is what you mean. Sagittarius don't like mind games, they like to be straightforward and expect it in return. You're known for stating the painful truth, but people know they can trust what you say.
You're generally running a little late, are a bit unorganized. You're slightly forward thinking and tend to forget about the present.
Good things happen to you because of your optimism and you have a vibrant, expansive personality.
Nope. Just summing it up. Kinda interesting to see how some of the general qualities attributed just to what date you were born apply to you.
It's just fun, it doesn't need a point.
i am an Gemini.
my post was not meant to be that fucking ridiculous and i can't edit it.
please switch around astrology and astronomy where appropriate.
drunkeness is a stupid excuse for anything, because it makes you smarter. and this thread is too serious for trolls.
tell me about myself please
girls make great threads. jk
Yarpint0sh:
Energetic, clever, imaginative, witty, and adaptable. Superficial, impulsive, restless, devious, indecisive.
You're extremely independent. Change and freedom are extremely important to you. Being free and independent are essential to your mental well being.
You make very interesting and exciting friends. You're always the person to ask for advice, but it depresses you when people bog you down with their emotional problems.
You're very generous with your friends and will spend lots of time and share everything with them. Even though you're very social, you do need time to yourself every so often.
You're full of energy and life and are clever with words. You're smart and can adapt to any situation and every person. You're curious and love to know what's going on around you. You don't sit back and watch things go by, you want to be hands on. You talk and talk but you always have interesting things to say, it's not mindless bullshit.
my stars align to form the dollar sign.
also im pretty sure anyone can google their zodiac signs without the help of you doing it for them to try and look cool
fake ass ms cleo
also, text 4424 for your horoscope
maybe she's about to give birth and can't fuck and the rest of the family has eaten.
i agree a computer in the kitchen without a content block is asking for trouble, but she's going to figure out how to get into trouble anyway.
good she chose something that she doesnt have to wear shoes for incase her husband doesnt beat her for it and they both end up in hell.
i've seen some recipes on here.
Obscene, you are....
analytical, observant, helpful, reliable, and precise. You're also skeptical, fussy, inflexible, cold and interfering.
You're very independent and are able to put your intelligence to use to get shit done. You tend to be narrow minded though, which limits your creativity and can cause your life to be pretty routine. You tend to dwell on and overanalyze your past which can sometimes hinder your ability to move forward.
People look up to you as a friend because you're a straight thinker and are very logical when it comes to problem solving. You're truthful and determined.
To the world, you have a calm and collected exterior but on the inside, you're nervous and constantly trying to figure things out and how to improve them. You have a constant drive to improve and perfect. Your motives are honest, never malicious, and you want to accomplish things.
Hrm.. In that case.. Slobber on my knob before I make you do it.
Welp. Maybe you should stfu and gtfo and stop hating then.
Generally if I think a thread is stupid, I just don't post in it.
it does need a point, and this thread blows.
also libra skankz
Ok i don't want to be a octopus anymore, what do you have for Virgo?
Not pick up on social cues and may lack inborn social skills, such as being able to read others' body language, start or maintain a conversation, and take turns talking.
Dislike any changes in routines.
Appear to lack empathy.
Be unable to recognize subtle differences in speech tone, pitch, and accent that alter the meaning of others’ speech. Thus, your child may not understand a joke or may take a sarcastic comment literally. Likewise, his or her speech may be flat and difficult to understand because it lacks tone, pitch, and accent.
Have a formal style of speaking that is advanced for his or her age. For example, the child may use the word "beckon" instead of "call" or the word "return" instead of "come back."
Avoid eye contact or stare at others.
Have unusual facial expressions or postures.
Be preoccupied with only one or few interests, which he or she may be very knowledgeable about. Many children with Asperger's syndrome are overly interested in parts of a whole or in unusual activities, such as designing houses, drawing highly detailed scenes, or studying astronomy. They may show an unusual interest in certain topics such as snakes, names of stars, or dinosaurs.2
Talk a lot, usually about a favorite subject. One-sided conversations are common. Internal thoughts are often verbalized.
Have delayed motor development. Your child may be late in learning to use a fork or spoon, ride a bike, or catch a ball. He or she may have an awkward walk. Handwriting is often poor.
Have heightened sensitivity and become overstimulated by loud noises, lights, or strong tastes or textures. For more information about these symptoms, see sensory integration dysfunction.
LIBRA FTW
EAT MY SASS :P
have fun being a mediocre looking girl who is desperately looking for attention and can't get it in rl so you go to the internet where you make shitty threads
thats what i was trying to say earlier, haha.
________ every day.
i just did a professional quality reading for the entire internet.
this is a goldmine for anyone looking for zodiac information.
Man seriously?
You guys are all about the srs bidness on the internet.
Lighten the fuck up.
are you making light of autism?
Wow you're really being too kind. Angles my man, angles.
EAT MY SASS :P
i personally liked this thread.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ClassyBroad again.
Yes. This thread is now about autism awareness.
JK. It would still be a shit thread because it's not about something on the internet that irritates me, the shitty tattoo on my stomach, hanging out with internet kids, etc, etc.
astrological profiles by rob-beatz. (applies to both male and female)
aries - probably a pimp/prostitute
leo - your cool
sagitarrius - likes to fuck outside
taurus - likes it rough
virgo - easy to brainwash
capricorn - only wants to fuck on bed
gemini - freak and likes to hide things
libra - probably fucking your mom
aquarius - tried to have sex with an animal at least once
cancer - stfu you cry to much
scorpio - slut
pisces - stuck something up ass at least once while dreaming of some mythological creature
quote this post if i got your astrological profile right
good luck bros
getting defensive about being called a slut doesn't really say the right thing, so i'm fine with that.
Can you change mine from slut to sexual deviant? :/
It's like saying slut, but nicer.
so your back together with you're too timing bf?
nice life
EAT MY SASS :P
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