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    Default My daughter got bit in the face by a fucking cat



    Baby mommas boyfriends dog. Im gonna kill the shit outta it. This fagots already got a restraining order against me because i beat his ass when he told my daughter, "she had to call him daddy."

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    don't kill the dog kill his owner
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    Im sorry man, cute kid, kill the dog

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    FUCK THAT SHIT, I hope the dog dies.
    I'm not generally one for violence, unless I'm trolling, but when it comes to children and aggressive animals it really pisses me off.

    edit after robat post: Fine... don't kill it yourself :/


    AND furthermore I think you were completely in line with how you reacted to that punk's behavior toward your daughter.
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    i beat his ass when he told my daughter, "she had to call him daddy."

    Terrible use of quotation, goon sire

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    ... sorry?

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    You are forgiven in the eyes of the Lord

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    Kill the baby daddy... that faggot should never make your daughter call him daddy.
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    Wtf you mean kill the baby daddy. Kill the baby mama and all problems solved
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nore View Post
    don't kill the dog kill his owner
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    Quote Originally Posted by split View Post
    Wtf you mean kill the baby daddy. Kill the baby mama and all problems solved
    Kill em both... fucking baby mama drama and baby daddy making HIS daughter call him daddy... that just ain't right.
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    YEAH man if some guy ever tried to make my daughter say a couple syllables I'd be pissed too

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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    YEAH man if some guy ever tried to make my daughter say a couple syllables I'd be pissed too
    What if I started shacking up with Ailyanna, and made her call me big poppi, and made your kid start calling me Superdad?

    You're telling me you wouldn't be pissed Dr. Bat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJigga View Post
    What if I started shacking up with Ailyanna, and made her call me big poppi, and made your kid start calling me Superdad?

    You're telling me you wouldn't be pissed Dr. Bat?
    lol why would I be upset?

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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    lol why would I be upset?
    Are you not still with her?

    Just trying to relate to ya here Dr. Bat.... apparently I'm failing on many levels.
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    Don't be a dumbass, just be a ninja about it and give the dog some anti-freeze. It tastes sweet to them.

    Actually, I love my dog and don't want bad doggy karma, don't do this.

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    SHOULD HAVE JUST CALLED ANIMAL CONTROL, THE DOG PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GOT PUT DOWN FOR DOING THAT

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJigga View Post
    Are you not still with her?

    Just trying to relate to ya here Dr. Bat.... apparently I'm failing on many levels.
    We're still married and I still love her...If you started "shacking up" with her, I wouldn't be upset...she can do whatever she wants. If you tried to make my daughter call you some name, she would decide for herself whether she wanted to or not and then she either would or she wouldn't. Again, nothing to be upset about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theredspecial View Post
    SHOULD HAVE JUST CALLED ANIMAL CONTROL, THE DOG PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GOT PUT DOWN FOR DOING THAT
    from what i know, it just would have been boarded for like a week and released after showing no symptoms of rabies.
    may vary by location or changed though.
    as long is we have jews enabling them, dogs are going to bite little girls.


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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    We're still married and I still love her...If you started "shacking up" with her, I wouldn't be upset...she can do whatever she wants. If you tried to make my daughter call you some name, she would decide for herself whether she wanted to or not and then she either would or she wouldn't. Again, nothing to be upset about.
    You sire, are a men among men. But I think your opinions and views would change if said events really did happen, Dr. Bat.
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    Buy your daughter a gun, this will be her rite of passage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enemy of juden View Post
    from what i know, it just would have been boarded for like a week and released after showing no symptoms of rabies.
    may vary by location or changed though.
    as long is we have jews enabling them, dogs are going to bite little girls.
    hahahah

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    itt robat understands that he cannot control the actions of others, and what they do is their business... consequences will never be the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJigga View Post
    You sire, are a men among men. But I think your opinions and views would change if said events really did happen, Dr. Bat.
    My daughter calls my wife's boyfriend "bubby" or something like that

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    KILL KILL KILL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illegally Delicious View Post
    FUCK THAT SHIT, I hope the dog dies.
    I'm not generally one for violence, unless I'm trolling, but when it comes to children and aggressive animals it really pisses me off.

    edit after robat post: Fine... don't kill it yourself :/


    AND furthermore I think you were completely in line with how you reacted to that punk's behavior toward your daughter.
    u mad

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    Quote Originally Posted by celtik View Post
    u mad
    When I typed that response, yes, I was indeed quite upset with the whole situation.
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    that's terrible, and if the owner of the dog had any conscience, that dog would have already been put down...get her to a plastic surgeon, and have your lawyer send him the bill

    call him daddy? my stepfather tried that one too, never happened

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nore View Post
    don't kill the dog kill his owner

    i got tiger blood man

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    is the guy who beat up some dude in the name of women, or the one who has a non-interventionism view on gender relations cooler?
    oh wait, thanks to feminism, you can fuck them both!


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    lol @ the people saying kill the dog.

    Its the dog owners responsibility, he's at fault. not the dog.
    for all you know your daughter provoked the dog. not saying she did, just saying dont rule it out.

    my dog(s) are sweethearts and i dont think they would ever hurt anyone. but anyime there is small children around i put them up.. dogs and kids are both unpredictable and dont mix.

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    in a poll of women who have made (always false) rape accusations, over 95% own televisions.
    do your research before you blame an innocent 4 year old girl, you monster.


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    OH REALLY? DID THE OWNER BITE THE KID? I DONT THINK SO

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    Quote Originally Posted by deedeedee View Post


    Baby mommas boyfriends dog. Im gonna kill the shit outta it. This fagots already got a restraining order against me because i beat his ass when he told my daughter, "she had to call him daddy."
    In 10 yrs he'll be telling her the same thing.





















    As he penetrates.

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    please don't kill the dog or have it put down

    i'm on board with the "you have to call me daddy" ass whooping though. i stand behind that 100%.
    you better back off before i jack off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xyrix View Post
    In 10 yrs he'll be telling her the same thing.





















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    rofl god damn
    you better back off before i jack off

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    in kentucky my cousin's husband put down their dog with a rifle for turning vicious and biting his kid (was really bad afterwards) i can't recall what the whole situation was... but the belief is that after the dog's done it once to a kid it's easier to happen again (hicks- i think he worded it as 'tasted blood')

    heh tmi uselessness poast

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    lol i usded to feed my pet rat anything that i ate and abunch of crazy fuckers told me it would turn evil from meat and do anything to get out of her cage and murder me.
    lived a long life untill my roommate cut off her tail and threw her in a toilet full of burning lighter fluid and gave me the video as a gift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deedeedee View Post


    Baby mommas boyfriends dog. Im gonna kill the shit outta it. This fagots already got a restraining order against me because i beat his ass when he told my daughter, "she had to call him daddy."
    don't kill anything.

    contact a lawyer.

    get custody.

    profit.


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    wow! i'd kill the owner....animals act the way their owner trains them

    how sad poor bb :(((((((((
    also slap baby mama up for being a dumb smut
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    sorry about you kid. Glad she's ok and it wasnt serious.



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    Quote Originally Posted by joccy View Post
    in kentucky my cousin's husband put down their dog with a rifle for turning vicious and biting his kid (was really bad afterwards) i can't recall what the whole situation was... but the belief is that after the dog's done it once to a kid it's easier to happen again (hicks- i think he worded it as 'tasted blood')

    heh tmi uselessness poast
    idk about the whole 'taste of blood' shit. one of my dogs, the american pitbull is 8 1/2 years old and goes hog/coon hunting every weekend, she eats her share of blood.. I've never had a problem with her..
    bottom line is you should keep your dog away from kids that young(op's picture) even if its a little chiwuaua. anything can happen and a kid getting hurt is just to risky.. We have a muzzle for my dog cici, a muzzle that lets her still be comfortable, eat/drink/etc but doesnt let her open her mouth up to the point where she can inflict damage. ANYTIME there is a kid around we put it on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mje173 View Post
    don't kill anything.

    contact a lawyer.

    get custody.

    profit.
    kitty coat shine like the trigger of a .9

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    Quote Originally Posted by mje173 View Post
    don't kill anything.

    contact a lawyer.

    get custody.

    profit.
    Take more pics of her. Keep a notebook with dates and times with notations about what your daughter does. If you believe she is having any kind of emotional trauma over this, you will need to have it documented. (Yes, handwritten notes can be admissible as evidence in court) Make sure to blame the douchebag boyfriend for not supervising your child properly while in his care. The key is to document, document, document. EVERY time they fuck up write it down.

    You can also sue the homeowner's insurance to recover any medical related costs/pain suffering.

    Please contact a good attorney. I hope she feels better. She is such a cutie.
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    i dont understand why people are saying not to kill the dog. it's a dog, not a person. dog bites a person, dog gets put down.. the end

    i laugh when people talk about animals like they're people. they're not. buy another dog, socialize it properly so it doesnt attack people. i dont understand why this is so difficult
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hate View Post
    i dont understand why people are saying not to kill the dog. it's a dog, not a person. dog bites a person, dog gets put down.. the end

    i laugh when people talk about animals like they're people. they're not. buy another dog, socialize it properly so it doesnt attack people. i dont understand why this is so difficult



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    kill the dog
    give me the address. ill kill the dog.

    robat you are done trolling this thread.
    whats up fuckfaces

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hate View Post
    i dont understand why people are saying not to kill the dog. it's a dog, not a person. dog bites a person, dog gets put down.. the end

    i laugh when people talk about animals like they're people. they're not. buy another dog, socialize it properly so it doesnt attack people. i dont understand why this is so difficult
    it ain't about the animal. it's about the legal repercussions. if he fucks with the animal, in court he'll seem like an even bigger threat to the kid's security and welfare, which is not what he wants.


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