yarp: DUDE
yarp: ARE YOU HERE
juiyu: hi
yarp: OK
juiyu: wat u want me to do with it?
juiyu: ur call man
yarp: PUNCH IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN
juiyu: ur the leader
yarp: MAKE IT SPLATTER EVERYWHERE
juiyu: ok
yarp: HULK SMASH IT
yarp: OMFG
yarp: YOU
yarp: ARE THE FUCKING MAN
juiyu: finally
juiyu: ppl find humor
juiyu: in this
yarp: DUDE
yarp: GIVE ME PHONE NUMBER
yarp: I WILL CALL YOU
yarp: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
juiyu: why?
juiyu: r u bi?
yarp: I HAVE TO TALK TO THE PERSON THAT JUST SMASHED SHIT ON STIKAM
yarp: NO DUDE YOURE FUCKING EPIC MAN
yarp: I JUST HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
juiyu: why?
yarp: IDK
yarp: ITS JUST FUCKING EPIC
juiyu: im in california
juiyu: wher r u?
yarp: IM IN WASHINGTON
yarp: 2 STATES ABOVE YOU
juiyu: seattle?
yarp: CLOSE TO IT
juiyu: ok
juiyu: im asian
yarp: DO YOU NEED SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH IT
juiyu: so i am the man
yarp: WAIT
yarp: DONT PUNCH IT
juiyu: ok
yarp: ROLL IT INTO A LITTLE BALL
juiyu: wat u want me to do?
yarp: AND THEN PUCH IT AGAIN
yarp: MAKE IT REALLY ROUND
juiyu: ok
yarp: OK
juiyu: its a lil wet
yarp: PUT IT DOWN
juiyu: its hard to roll it up
yarp: AND THEN PUNCH IT WITH BOTH HANDS
yarp: WAIT
yarp: WATHC MY CAM
yarp: ARE YOU WATCHING
juiyu: yes
yarp: GO LIKE THIS
yarp: 5 TIMES
yarp: HIT IT 5 TIMES
yarp: PUT IT DOWN
yarp: ITS GOOD
yarp: DO LIKE I DID
yarp: YES PUT IT DOWN
yarp: I WONT DO ANYTHING BAD
yarp: YOUVE DONE GOOD
yarp: I AM PROUD OF YOU
juiyu: ok
juiyu: ill be bac
yarp: WAVE AT THE CAMERA
yarp: WITH POOP HANF
yarp: HAND*
yarp: WAIT
yarp: ONE MORE THING
yarp: HEAD BUTT IT
juiyu: ill be bavck
yarp: OK
yarp: HEADBUTT IT
juiyu: k im back dude
juiyu: good news
yarp: what
juiyu: my parents wnt be home
juiyu: for a while
juiyu: so i can do other tricks for u guys
yarp: what other tricks are there man
juiyu: hi
yarp: you did the best ones
juiyu: i can use dough
yarp: ok
juiyu: and make the poop
yarp: heres what i want you to do
juiyu: firmer
yarp: stick your finger
juiyu: ok
yarp: in the poop
yarp: and write DG
yarp: on the paper
yarp: DG
juiyu: i can do that
yarp: ok
juiyu: or i can write it on my stomach
yarp: its for a website
yarp: yes
yarp: WRITE IT ON YOUR STOMACH
yarp: AND A SMILEY FACE
juiyu: ok
juiyu: but i have to take off my pants
yarp: NO
juiyu: but my dik might show
yarp: JUST WRITE IT ON THE PAPER FIRST
yarp: THERES A LOT OF POOP
juiyu: ok
yarp: DG
juiyu: let me get some dough
juiyu: to firm up the poop
yarp: AND A SMILEY FACE
juiyu: its too liquidy
yarp: LIKE THIS ONE

yarp: DG

juiyu: ok
juiyu: well im chinese
juiyu: not filipino
yarp: OH
juiyu: ok,
yarp: where in china
juiyu: so let me firm up the poop
yarp: ok
juiyu: mix with dough
yarp: no
yarp: ok
yarp: yes
yarp: firm it
juiyu: actually im in califrnia
juiyu: im born in the us
yarp: yeah
yarp: me too
juiyu: cool
yarp: ok tell me when the poop is firmed
juiyu: u rlly 28?
juiyu: ok
juiyu: let me get the dough dude
yarp: ok
juiyu: ok
juiyu: guys
juiyu: u can forward are conversation
yarp: type in the other chat
juiyu: onto the chatroom
yarp: yeah
yarp: i will
juiyu: so ppl can see what im typing u
yarp: yes
yarp: write DG
yarp: on a clean paper?
yarp: can you do a clean paper
juiyu: ok
yarp: get a clean paper and write DG
yarp: ok
yarp: thats good enough
yarp: write DG
yarp: in huge letters
yarp: hold it up
juiyu: hi
yarp: great job
yarp: i am so goddamn proud
juiyu: hi
juiyu: thnks
yarp: yeah
yarp: are you done ?
juiyu: chinaman work
yarp: what is your name
yarp: first name
juiyu: jake
yarp: jake
yarp: my name is garrett
juiyu: im an artisyt
yarp: jake
juiyu: artist
yarp: i think you are the fucking man dude
juiyu: thnks
juiyu: bro
yarp: are you done?
juiyu: i do this for fun
yarp: i think we should put the poop away
juiyu: no im not
yarp: i have to be done
yarp: i need to do some things
juiyu: draw on stomach?
yarp: wait
yarp: here
juiyu: or penis?
yarp: talk to tshavo
yarp: see tshavo
juiyu: yea
yarp: message him
yarp: hell tell you what to do
juiyu: ok
yarp: thank you so much
juiyu: hold up
yarp: yes
juiyu: ok
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