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Thread: two really interesting coincidences happened to me this weekend

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    Default two really interesting coincidences happened to me this weekend

    the other night my buddy steve crashed at my crib because we had been out drinking and got really smashed.

    he woke me up the next morning, but right before he yelled "YO KEV!" and woke me up, i heard a calm voice in my mind saying "ready? you ready?"

    as if seconds before i was woken up a voice in my mind was pep-talking me into waking up

    it was just plain weird

    but last night, i woke up from some really vivid/odd dreams and sat on my couch for about a half hour. eventually i started to dose off and enter sleep paralysis. right as i was about to fall asleep i heard another voice say "listen. hey, listen!" and then immediately after an object fell in the other room and hit the floor with a thud. my heart nearly exploded out of my chest.

    wtf =

    i don't believe in fairy tale hocus pocus so let's come up with some reasonable explanations for these two events itt

    all i've come up with is maybe steve said 'ready? you ready? yo kev!' and i only heard 'yo kev!' when i was fully awake, and last night i could have just been in deep sleep paralysis and hearing shit in a half-dream state

    but the weirdest part is that the 'voices' i heard were my own internal dialogue and intuition. the type we all have. idfk
    you better back off before i jack off

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    THIS THREAD COMPLTELY


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    sounds like your great great great mayan grandfather is trying to warn you of the impending events. question is....

    you ready nigga?!
    If everybody is fuckin dimes, who got all these ugly bitches pregnant?

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    what the hell did you eat before bed?? were you drunk the night you heard listen, HEY, LISTEN also? why did an object fall in the other room? IS IT A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!

    control your jealousy bitch,
    cus i can not control my temper.

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    the worst part is that i was pretty fucking alert and i know i didn't hallucinate the thing last night lol

    i'd say i'm just going insane, but wtf @ legitimate premonitions

    "listen.. hey, listen!" *crash*

    i guess you guys can start calling me padillac 'john edward' escobar because the dead be hollarin at me

    you better back off before i jack off

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    you ready??


    his mother was a jackal you know
    If everybody is fuckin dimes, who got all these ugly bitches pregnant?

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    i guess it's possible the human mind is mo powerful when in a near-sleeping state and i'm getting all 6th sense on 'em

    because this shit did actually happen and i'm like "wat"
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    it's clear to me that you are a wizard
    good luck bros

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    you ready??
    If everybody is fuckin dimes, who got all these ugly bitches pregnant?

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    maybe you are leonardo decaprio

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    i believe according to some quantum physics albert einstein bullshit they say everything that has happened or will ever happened is happening simultaneously and we perceive time in a screwed up primitive manner

    maybe when your subconscious is getting its swerve on you can know things seconds before they happen in the conscious world ~!*
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    schizophrenia? was it something like this:

    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese OG View Post
    sounds like your great great great mayan grandfather is trying to warn you of the impending events. question is....

    you ready nigga?!


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    try diethyl ether and revisit this thread.

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    When I was little my sister was sleeping on the couch, I closed the old school air vent thing that looked like this:

    Which was loud as fuck, as soon as it shut it woke her up, she said her dream was they were looking at a car to buy, and they had the hood popped, as soon as they closed the hood in the dream, I shut the vent so it was like the hood closing.

    Pretty sure your mind is very aware of your surroundings as you're sleeping..


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    Ever had lucid dreams? They happen to me a few times a year. I fucking wake up during a deep ass sleep, and it's like my minds awake but not my body. I can hear, see, but can't move/talk. Usually I struggle to move/yell for help until I just exhaust myself and pass back out. =\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noonan View Post
    Ever had lucid dreams? They happen to me a few times a year. I fucking wake up during a deep ass sleep, and it's like my minds awake but not my body. I can hear, see, but can't move/talk. Usually I struggle to move/yell for help until I just exhaust myself and pass back out. =\
    This isn't a lucid dream...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

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    rofl

    Cowards die many times before their actual deaths.

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    hrm, very interesting, paddydaddy! you will have to report back to this thread if anything else like the previously described events occurs. it would be interesting to see if these were isolated incidents or if you really have acquired some type of freakishly weird, but equally as amazing type of 6th sense or some shit. this is very intriguing.

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    So your new boyfriend's name is steve?

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    I always dream things and will wake up and be like, that dream seemed pretty real. Then a month or so later I will realize I am doing exactly what I was dreaming. For example, I just changed duty stations from Chicago, IL to Dahlgren, VA about a month ago. I have never been to Virginia, much less this middle of nowhere place called Dahlgren. I had a dream about 3 months ago that I was driving and the two people in the car with me were people that I had served with in Chicago, but I had no idea at the time they were both here in Dahlgren now. Low and behold, the other night, they were in the car with me and I realize I had dreamed the exact situation.

    ^ Swagger ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by b View Post
    Good to know.. I don't really have any of the symptoms/causes though.

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    getting psychic in your older years.
    whats up fuckfaces

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    start a psychic business/website
    Quote Originally Posted by dunya View Post
    Lol Obama all your fucking ideas suck so please resign NIGGER



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    Quote Originally Posted by barack obama View Post
    start a psychic business/website
    Text psychic to 22-222


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    don't be scared of this kind of stuff

    i guess it would be better to embrace it

    if you can't beat your own mind, join it
    zero is infinity

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    Quote Originally Posted by barack obama View Post
    start a psychic business/website
    prepaid psychic reading phone cards are the future
    good luck bros

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    I didn't read all the responses in this thread because I'm too lazy so forgive me if this is a repost. Your subconscious probably heard the thing fall before the sound registered in your conscious mind. It's happened to me a thousand times.
    EAT MY SASS :P

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    NO SUCH THING AS COINCIDENCE
    ~

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    same shit happened to me 2 years ago now all doctors n family think im shitzophrenia, o well aka get out of jail free card, its either the devil or aliens, which i wont go into[top secret]

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    Quote Originally Posted by lxuke View Post
    NO SUCH THING AS COINCIDENCE
    see this is why I cant take you seriously
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    Lol Obama all your fucking ideas suck so please resign NIGGER



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    ok fine

    MOST COINCIDENCES ARE NOT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moony View Post
    I always dream things and will wake up and be like, that dream seemed pretty real. Then a month or so later I will realize I am doing exactly what I was dreaming. For example, I just changed duty stations from Chicago, IL to Dahlgren, VA about a month ago. I have never been to Virginia, much less this middle of nowhere place called Dahlgren. I had a dream about 3 months ago that I was driving and the two people in the car with me were people that I had served with in Chicago, but I had no idea at the time they were both here in Dahlgren now. Low and behold, the other night, they were in the car with me and I realize I had dreamed the exact situation.
    ^ This, except I see myself in 3rd person
    Weird shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by dawninja View Post
    I didn't read all the responses in this thread because I'm too lazy so forgive me if this is a repost. Your subconscious probably heard the thing fall before the sound registered in your conscious mind. It's happened to me a thousand times.
    seems probable

    not ruling anything out

    "but it seemed so real" yadda yadda

    idk man, if it continues happening it'll just be neat
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    Inception is real bro, js.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spcscr View Post
    Inception is real bro, js.
    from op
    Quote Originally Posted by pad View Post
    but last night, i woke up from some really vivid/odd dreams and sat on my couch for about a half hour
    if anyone wants to hear what this dream was about i wrote a paragraph about it in my blackberry right after i woke up

    it was actually inceptionish in a sense, and oddly enough involved the simpsons, which your [spcscr] sig has always reminded me of
    you better back off before i jack off

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    Reminds me of that place in that game Half Life where you go through the Schizophrenic house.
    Quote Originally Posted by zplayer View Post
    schizophrenia? was it something like this:

    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.


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    A good start would be to have your pubes trimmed at all times. You never know when something may happen.


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