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Thread: Protect Against the Zombies

  1. 11-21-2010, 11:01 PM #1
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    fuck it, i always wanted to know what it's like being a zombie.
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    Ha. 64 piece tool set with a hammer and a Calvin and Hobbes comic book.



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  5. 11-21-2010, 11:14 PM #5
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    can i has ar-15 and a grenade?
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  6. 11-21-2010, 11:17 PM #6
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    windows xp disc and an empty ritz wrapper...

    welp.
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  7. 11-21-2010, 11:19 PM #7
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    2 monitors =[
    "a team of engineers and scientists" aint got shit on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    2 monitors =[
    go beast mode and suddenly you have two lightsabers.
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    My 2 foot bong and pocket knife.

    I think i got a decent chance.


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    keys and a coffee mug, i think ill do just fine
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0n601 View Post
    butterfly knife, freshly opened can of dew
    you think your Riddick or something?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx1XhlPIeEM
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  14. 11-22-2010, 02:56 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by tispe View Post
    you think your Riddick or something?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx1XhlPIeEM
    00:39 Michael Jackson
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    cell phone, wireless 360 headset. fuck



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    Coffee mug, storm door.

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    my window and a empty coca cola can

    (well i'm fucked)
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    my bowl & my coffee, at least I'm enjoying the ride
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  20. 11-22-2010, 07:38 AM #20
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    macbook pro and a pillow case. hopefully the aluminum case is all it's cracked up to be...
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    Why the fuck is this here? Seriously? This isn't fucking 4chan you faggot.
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    Two mid-sized speakers.
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    Bong and a bowl of froot loops.. im set.


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    Quote Originally Posted by doLawN View Post
    Why the fuck is this here? Seriously? This isn't fucking 4chan you faggot.

    quit being a whiny bitch nobody is complaining but you.
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    Do us all a favor, take that screwdriver and jam it in your ear.
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    6 ft Masamune replica and a can of Arizona Rx Energy Herbal Tonic.
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    Always keep a part of your psyche in the clouds looking down at yourself. Its an outside perspective that let's you see how good or how dumb you are being.

    Life is short, don't waste time.

    Be that guy she tells future guys about. Let them know the bar is set higher than they can reach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doLawN View Post
    Do us all a favor, take that screwdriver and jam it in your ear.

    You have to take it out of your asshole first.
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  29. 11-22-2010, 09:17 AM #29
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    penis and vagina
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    Loaded 1911 to my left, box of .45 ammo with two loaded clips sitting on top of it, next to that is a glass of milk.

    Lets roll.


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    Slide rule <--> Dr Pepper
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    empty toilet paper roll and a wooden step stool. i could probably break the stool in to sharp pieces, but i just realized i have nothing to wipe my ass with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by technetrium View Post
    You have to take it out of your asshole first.
    Touche. lol
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