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4 loko death
drank two last night for the first time and tried to go shopping today and almost passed out at the mall def not healthy
just 2?
bro me and my rooamte each drank 4 on saturday night. went to DownTown reno for santa crawl. woke up next to slore and glitter everywhere. asked if she had a daughter I could take to prom. slap. blacked out approx 6 hours. gets you LIFTED
stuff makes you horny no doubt about that. People gettin fucked up on it because it doesnt tast like shit so you can drink it fast.
People need to learn to handle their shit so everything isn't illegal.
no shit, I love 4 loko you pussies that die on it are ruining everything.Originally Posted by eberk
4loko is the shit man
swed
shed
smoke herb every day
Always know if the juice
is worth the squeeze
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rofl
4LOKO OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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i have a can of watermelon flavored 4loko sitting in my fridge...too scared to try it
best flavor imo
Always know if the juice
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Lol at 2 scared to try it, man the fuck up 1 will give you a warm buzz, 2 to 3 is a diff story
i thought this stuff was just like a hybrid of redbull and beer?
sounds more like mad dog + pseudophedrine
Nothing exists but you. And You are but a Thought — a vagrant Thought, a useless Thought, a homeless Thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities.
4 loko contains wormwood
rofl really?? thats whats great about america.. absinthe simply isnt good enough for us, we always have to make something our own in some way
Nothing exists but you. And You are but a Thought — a vagrant Thought, a useless Thought, a homeless Thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities.
one 4loko or similar type/size drink is like drinking 4-5 regular beers, and that's just referring to the alcohol content...they don't call it "blackout in a can" for nothing
biggest pussy itf
I've never drank the stuff, I don't like "energy" type drinks.
^ Swagger ^
i wanna try.
Only four max has wormwood
Always know if the juice
is worth the squeeze
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those drinks have to be horrible for you
After reading all these posts and laughing at "no, you can only handle 2", 4loko is a bro drink. If you've ever drank it, you're a bro.. probably the gay kind.
whatever happended to straight JD or Beam and a beer chaser? or just no fucking chaser? 4loko come the fuck on! 8oz of moonshine 8-10oz of anything, and you are fucking floating. and shine is so pure you wake up feeling good actually, a hangover is unheard of. i feel sorry for people who dont get high or drunk cos when they wake up thats as good as they will feel for the day.
why do guys think this shit is legit anyway, its obviously a pussy drink made to get girls drunk fast as shit so you can fuck them. you just put out the 4L on the table, lurk back and watch them take the bait and you drink beer and stay mildly sober, never let them think youre 100% sober cos then they dont trust you. establish trust go for the kill.
dont kill yourself with 4L thats opposite of what its made for. its made to help you kill pussy holes not yourself.
You must have drank them 2fast then.
+rep
some of us don't actually have to get a girl drunk in order to get laid, not that it's not fun, js
I've never had one, but jesus christ. there are a fuckload of haters itt.
Damn straight!
I'll stick to the REAL stuff...Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker ftw
PSN: TheJokerOCG
When your wife, your lover, or a woman you've purchased to be your wife or lover leaves you repeatedly...take a hint.
fuck the loco, tried it once last month and i still feel like shit.
im just saying thats what these fruity drinks are made for. get women trashed and then you are like a pimp when you yourself are drunk, this is to entice and make them drink faster and get drunker or to make them drink and the same pace but get drunker than beer. the lurking part is just advice to those who cant get laid.
im fucking married, i have no interest in sex homeslice. but you have to admit drunk chicks like sober guys, if youre drunk as shit, they will smoke you with the 'youre just saying that cos youre drunk' line, if youre buzzed and stalk like keith stone... BOOM youre gonna be slammin her with your 4 loco size cockasaurus js
ive even stooped low enough to drink shit like early times and some bootleg called screaming eagle. more like puking up black tar eagle, shit was ruthless, first time i ever woke up butt naked in the tub with a brutal hang over and my mom yelling at me to get to school. like wtf?
^lmao...never been that drunk
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When your wife, your lover, or a woman you've purchased to be your wife or lover leaves you repeatedly...take a hint.
tispe how the hell can you be scared of a drink
go crack that shit, sip it
go buy a pint of hennessy after and down that
and do the damn thing
jesus
lol im not really scared of it dude
i just havent cracked it because im waiting for the right time i guess lol idk
compulsive hoarder huh?
it def sucked some kind of vital nutrients out of my body that took a few days to get them back.
lifted is a good word. shouldnt be stopped from production though.
death gotta be easy cuz life is hard
pussy number two.
death gotta be easy cuz life is hard
can you point out the part of my statement that makes me a pussy? just curious
would anyone recommend 2 4locos after 160mg of adderall? spread throughout the day of course
just saw my boy drink an entire 5th of grey goose to himself tonight and he barely even slurred his speech
you guys are pussies
oMg FouRLoKo
you better back off before i jack off
it's 13 abv which is impressive, but about the same as a few craft beers and a redbull
fourloko is not a drug so please stop acting like it is
this is so fucking absurd
you better back off before i jack off
grey goose and red bull is 40 abv and i throw back like 4 of those at the bar no problem
omg alcohol and caffeine! Ahhh!! it makes you ~!* BLacK OuT ~!* and waKe uP Naked iN the MiDDLe of NoWhERe
you better back off before i jack off
160MG? Jesus christ. You're a machine.
it's just a different high, and that's what I like about it...fuck, I can drink gin & tonics all night long & not get as buzzed as I do with a few 4lokos, and that's the reason I drink to begin with
so let the petition begin here; pad + three 4lokos + stickam, lets see you not fall on your ass...oh yeah, vaporize some greenery on top of it...all interested parties please sign below
im just fat and it takes more cos i eat xannies too to realease my muscles. i hate being tense but it was neccesary man i had a flat and parked behind my other car plus donut was under my 2 speaker boxes, and i was in a foot o snow freezing like shit and had no energy. then i had to find someone to drive me and my tire to the place to get it fixed. so i was walking around with this big ass flat tire with 17in wheels heavy too, and dude gave me a ride but wanted money so i was gonna take a bus with my tire.
im no machine dude dont do what i do its dangerous but im like so down i gotta take at least something to kill the anxiety and face the day. my name is kyle and im an addict. but i just love xannies and opiates, sometimes the addys, now my fool ass will be up all night wondering why my tire was flat in the first fucking place. if i gotta do tht shittomorrow over again cos someone is fucking with me, im gonna bash a head in with a louisville slugger eazye style.
Cop a bird and blend your own ultra-caffeinated booze of choice.
They can kill the overpriced slickly marketed caffeinated malt liquor, but they can't kill the combination.
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