zeekhbomb: Only time I can't finish is when I have to use a condom.

**BIG GHETTO MAN** · 01-07-2011, 01:58 AM

HOLD UP

HOLD UP

YALL TELLIN ME DIS NIGGA GETS MORE PUSSY THAN ME?

http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/s...=1#post2716817

NIGGA WHAT DA FUK!!!!

HOW U GET ANY PUSSY WHEN U LOOK LIKE DIS?

**mhu** · 01-07-2011, 02:03 AM

just like how I get pussy. Tell them you

1. have an apt/house
2. have a car
3. can buy beer

and then get them fucking drunk and stop paying attention to them and then have sex.

**Royalty** · 01-07-2011, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by mhu

just like how I get pussy. Tell them you

1. have an apt/house
2. have a car
3. can buy beer

and then get them fucking drunk and stop paying attention to them and then have sex.

Well at least he's honest.

**psil** · 01-07-2011, 02:12 AM

Probably drugs, maybe you've heard of them.

At his age, if he has half the stuff he claims on here, he'll have more pussy than a Korean restaurant.

**Hate** · 01-07-2011, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by mhu

just like how I get pussy. Tell them you

1. have an apt/house
2. have a car
3. can buy beer

and then get them fucking drunk and stop paying attention to them and then have sex.

this is the type of advice that should be in fortune cookies

**mhu** · 01-07-2011, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by Hate

this is the type of advice that should be in fortune cookies

2 girls that I've actually kinda done that to I got so wasted that I just wanted to be alone and spin by myself so I literally strong armed them when they got close to me; one was in the process of trying to kiss me. Had sex like an hour or 2 after.

Idk why it works but it works.

**420p** · 01-07-2011, 08:41 AM

nigger f00d

**joccy** · 01-07-2011, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by psil

Probably drugs, maybe you've heard of them.

At his age, if he has half the stuff he claims on here, he'll have more pussy than a Korean restaurant.

^this. Power/money/rare-hunkiness is why a shitty persona gets sex~

**420p** · 01-07-2011, 09:15 AM

joccy wud fuck zeeky

**HEG616** · 01-07-2011, 09:18 AM

i'm gonna be totally wild and bet he does get more pussy looking like dis

**joccy** · 01-07-2011, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by 420p

joccy wud fuck zeeky

i've only fully fucked one person en life so i would totally fail.

im more likely to want to slap him around get licked and then leave and never talk again, but thats in a world of the mind which is not reality ;p

**joccy** · 01-07-2011, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by HEG616

i'm gonna be totally wild and bet he does get more pussy looking like dis

no one wants to be with the guy who has skinnier hips than themself

**Mark Llama** · 01-07-2011, 11:37 AM

zeeky gets tail because he has a personality

**joshkrow** · 01-07-2011, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by joccy

i've only fully fucked one person en life so i would totally fail.

im more likely to want to slap him around get licked and then leave and never talk again, but thats in a world of the mind which is not reality ;p

idk why but "fully fucked" made me laugh

**psil** · 01-07-2011, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by joccy

i've only fully fucked one person en life so i would totally fail.

im more likely to want to slap him around get licked and then leave and never talk again, but thats in a world of the mind which is not reality ;p

hot

**joccy** · 01-07-2011, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by joshkrow

idk why but "fully fucked" made me laugh

me too, i had a shit eating grin on when i wrote that

**Mark Llama** · 01-07-2011, 12:27 PM

I think me and joccy would fully fuck if we met in person...

I'm pretty fly and I know how to sweet talk :]

**Mark Llama** · 01-07-2011, 12:29 PM

also... I do have a car, an apptnmt, and can buy alcohol if she's down for that cuz I usually smoke weed instead of getting drunk

**dawninja** · 01-07-2011, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by mhu

just like how I get pussy. Tell them you

1. have an apt/house
2. have a car
3. can buy beer

and then get them fucking drunk and stop paying attention to them and then have sex.

Originally Posted by Hate

this is the type of advice that should be in fortune cookies

I probably wouldn't get sex advice from someone who complains that they've never slept with the same person more than once.

**Juji** · 01-07-2011, 12:33 PM

why are we assuming that zeeky gets pearl?

**mhu** · 01-07-2011, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by dawninja

I probably wouldn't get sex advice from someone who complains that they've never slept with the same person more than once.

yeah true, like the deaf leading the blind. i prolly shouldn't dish advice on that

**dawninja** · 01-07-2011, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by mhu

yeah true, like the deaf leading the blind. i prolly shouldn't dish advice on that

ROFL well at least you're getting some action. You have to learn to walk before you run.

**reefer** · 01-07-2011, 01:25 PM

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oh don't mind me, just adding a dubstep musical backdrop to this thread...carry on now.

**Hate** · 01-07-2011, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by dawninja

I probably wouldn't get sex advice from someone who complains that they've never slept with the same person more than once.

it was quite entertaining nonetheless

**nox** · 01-07-2011, 01:51 PM

i have a hard time finishing with condoms too no feeling in my dick from too much pussy/my hand

**zeekyhbomb** · 01-07-2011, 02:53 PM

Yeah, I probably get more pussy then somebody on the internet who never leaves their home. What a shocker, huh?

and yeah, I hate condoms. They make it hard for me to get it up, they also make it hard for me to finish when I finally do get it up. U mad?

**420p** · 01-07-2011, 02:54 PM

joccy from behind = mad good

**linx** · 01-07-2011, 03:04 PM

condoms suck but then again so does child support, luckily i dont have any kids (that i know of)

**silent3k** · 01-07-2011, 03:05 PM

zeeky i bet you get zero play ; shut up

**Foq** · 01-07-2011, 03:55 PM

zeeky gets no buns lets be serious

**sensei** · 01-07-2011, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by 420p

joccy from behind = mad good

**foe** · 01-07-2011, 05:38 PM

ZEEKYHBOMB GETS THAT ANDY MILONAKIS PUSSY TELLING CHICKS HE'S 32 LOOKING 14

**gullydwarf** · 01-07-2011, 06:19 PM

Creepiest thread of 2011. Discussing the sex life of a minor.

Zeeky is going steady irl, and he is a pretty confident dude. He is getting laid on the reg, don't worry about it

**foe** · 01-07-2011, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by gullydwarf

Creepiest thread of 2011. Discussing the sex life of a minor.

Zeeky is going steady irl, and he is a pretty confident dude. He is getting laid on the reg, don't worry about it

How tall are you?

**gullydwarf** · 01-07-2011, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by foe

How tall are you?

5 foot, 12 inches

**foe** · 01-07-2011, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by gullydwarf

5 foot, 12 inches

The Illinois Dwarf standing 6 fucking feet tall. Amazing.

**RuffianSoldier** · 01-07-2011, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by foe

The Illinois Dwarf standing 6 fucking feet tall. Amazing.

wow lol

**zeekyhbomb** · 01-07-2011, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by silent3k

zeeky i bet you get zero play ; shut up

You say that like it's hard for somebody to get laid rofl.. if you SERIOUSLY have problems getting laid, I don't care if the chick is hot or ugly, then I feel bad for you son. I literally have 99 (somewhere around there) problems but a bitch aint one.

Since the only other thing I can infer from your post is that you secretly want me to write you a tutorial on how to get laid the easiest way possible so you can stop bothering minors on the internet. (aka me)

1. Stop loading on cocaine every single fucking day, I can't even get horny on cocaine, so I honestly don't understand how your addicted chump ass can.
2. Start taking a drug called ecstasy, it will either a) severely boost your self esteem to the point that you deem yourself godly IRL, or b) ruin you for life as you become hopelessly in love with the drug and begin taking it every day.
3. Assuming it worked, find any girl you've had any form of interesting conversation with that's single, and is down to get high. (we'll talk about chicks in relationships when you're more experienced. they're fairly easy too.)
4. Begin speaking with her often, ask to hang out / go do something etc. This should not be hard for somebody whose fairly social like me, and everybody else that's normal in the world. (can't be social with that cocaine habit!)
5. Then (planned ahead) one day ask her if she's down to thizzzzzzz mami. (Cause thizz iz what it iz - well in WA it is.)
6. Assuming she said yes, hit me up, PM me for my number assuming you can fly up to WA or have your own thizz dealer. I got that thizzle hook up, straight up fiyah pills str8 from the border.)
7. After you get some bezzles, hit up the chica and get this party started.

you'll find it's very easy to make connections with women during an ecstasy high, and that they are even more slutty then they are when drunk. It doesn't even matter who they are, if you can't get a girl whose rolling balls on ecstasy to take her clothes off, then you are not meant for this life and you shouldn't even worry about it, either that or find something else to do.

Can you guess what i'm doing tonight? Yep you guessed it, taking ecstasy. Know what everybody I know does? they take ecstasy. Do you know how many possible get-togethers could happen while everyone is high on ecstasy? endless amounts.

Once you get passed the part where everybody acts retarded on E and is annoying, you should have fun. Just take some E yourself and everything should be aiight and the pussy should come to you, you really shouldn't have to do anything. Assuming you're not a psychopathic bipolar freak the ecstasy should make you open up to everybody, followed by gettin girls to take dem pantiez off, then you insert your cock into them. It's really quite simple, and should be easy enough for somebody like you, silent3k. Even WolfDick could do it.

sorry for shit picture quality, but they're blue maseratis. My phone camera sucks cocks brah. IDK about you but I like to live it up, I take from 5-8 a night when I party, normal people take around 1-3 (sometimes 4-5 if it's a really long night)

Originally Posted by Foq

zeeky gets no buns lets be serious

hot dog buns my dude?

Originally Posted by foe

ZEEKYHBOMB GETS THAT ANDY MILONAKIS PUSSY TELLING CHICKS HE'S 32 LOOKING 14

andy milonakis talked to me on twitter once, and said my rhymes were dope because i @'d him some lyrics i randomly thought off, if i remember right it was about how hitler should have ruled the world.

Originally Posted by gullydwarf

Creepiest thread of 2011. Discussing the sex life of a minor.

Zeeky is going steady irl, and he is a pretty confident dude. He is getting laid on the reg, don't worry about it

Word, I have a decent girlfriend, steady income, I'm above passing in "school", I have plenty of friends that would love to smoke me out whenever, and I aint even mad.

but straight up people act like I'm doing something legendary that nobody else can do, some tony hawk when he first did the 900 shit, rofl. "NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN OMFG!!!!" rofl. It's just poon tang .. it should never be put on the pedestal like that. I thought "digital gangstas" might know about.dat snatch..

**Always** · 01-07-2011, 10:39 PM

zeeky-

Do you think this guy is faking? If no, what drug?

**Juji** · 01-07-2011, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by foe

ZEEKYHBOMB GETS THAT ANDY MILONAKIS PUSSY TELLING CHICKS HE'S 32 LOOKING 14

hahahahahaha yes

**zeekyhbomb** · 01-07-2011, 10:48 PM

probably smoked a sherm/PCP, or is really really incredibly high on ecstasy and a mixture of another drug.

he's talking kind of insane like you would on PCP/or any other incredible stimulant that causes hallucinations.. but he's speaking deeply as if he's rolling, like who seriously says that kind of shit sober in the company of their homies? if he's sober.. him and "the homies" are definitely "the butt buddies".