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Thread: I caught this whale looking at my online dating profile (pretty funny)

  1. 01-18-2011, 01:30 PM #1
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    Default I caught this whale looking at my online dating profile (pretty funny)

    THE WHALE:



    FUNNY TEETH:




    SHE GOT CAUGHT ON A JETTI:

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    IT GAMBLES:



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    "HER QUOTE "iF JULIA STYLES AND DREW BARRYMORE HAD A BABY... LOL", MORE LIKE "IF ROSANNE BARR ATE BETH CHAPMAN"

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    lol
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    kind of wearing that belt a little high but i guess its either that or under her gut..
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    fuck her
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    the question is:
    are you going to fuck her in the asshole?
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    @ BLUNTBILL she's a keeper. When the next war comes and all the food is radiated and you and your best pal are in a bomb shelter with her and nothing to eat, you will have food to eat :-)
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    Wait a minute, you have an online dating profile?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    Wait a minute, you have an online dating profile?
    kitty coat shine like the trigger of a .9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    Wait a minute, you have an online dating profile?
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    shes a big girl but shes cute
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    prolly one of the nicest chicks ull meet
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    I dont know whats funnier... you attracting bbw or you posting on an online dating site like eharmony.com
    kitty coat shine like the trigger of a .9
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    chubby bitches itt








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    Quote Originally Posted by silent3k View Post
    the question is:
    when are you going to fuck her in the asshole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    Wait a minute, you have an online dating profile?
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    mmmmmm chubby girls, you can fuck any part of them
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    Quote Originally Posted by obscene View Post
    chubby bitches itt

    her pants are hungrier than she is
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    Quote Originally Posted by obscene View Post
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    #3 is really cute.

    I don't see what's wrong with chubby, but no fat chicks like the OP posted.
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    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.
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    eh shit happens

    Cowards die many times before their actual deaths.
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    I love when people on DG act like they're all above online dating yet defend stickam girlfriends like they're family
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    You know what, I think EDIT: Nah, fuck that, I'm pretty sure I'd smash. I'd feel super king-kong 1337 throwing this bitch up against a wall. You can't handle a woman unless you've been with a whale (although this girl is more of a curvaceous mesomorph than a full on sea-mammal).

    Also, the chick in OP looks like she enjoys the fuck out of life. I'd hang out with her on a platonic level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lccub View Post
    I love when people on DG act like they're all above online dating yet defend stickam girlfriends like they're family

    IOI"D
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    Dude, that chick is like one of the Betty Boop burlesque status broads my grandpa used to nail. I'd totally be down to get smothered by those titties.
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    pretty sure she is a upgrade from black prostitutes that look like they are straight from kenya
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    Fuck her, take pics, post results here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdleZach View Post
    Also, the chick in OP looks like she enjoys the fuck out of life. I'd hang out with her on a platonic level.
    Also, I'm a chubby chaser. The girl I'm seeing now is the size of the girl in OP.
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    not gonna lie, id fuck every chick in this internet forum thread
    good luck bros
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    Quote Originally Posted by tutton View Post
    pretty sure she is a upgrade from black prostitutes that look like they are straight from kenya
    that pic was really bluntbill? rofl pic=
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    Quote Originally Posted by krsa View Post
    her pants are hungrier than she is
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    I have a feeling shes from jersey.

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    rofl yall know damn well if given the chance
    alone
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    you would fuck her and love it

    i love me a big girl

    I can clearly see the sunshine but im steady walking through the rain
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    just take some drugs and imagine her as someone els while you smash
    looks like she can fit alot of cock in that mouth though
    i say go for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris View Post
    rofl yall know damn well if given the chance
    alone
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    you would fuck her and love it

    i love me a big girl
    Pussy feels the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seameat View Post
    Also, I'm a chubby chaser. The girl I'm seeing now is the size of the girl in OP.
    no she isn't lol

    unless you got a third hoe
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    Quote Originally Posted by theredspecial View Post
    no she isn't lol

    unless you got a third hoe
    maybe bigger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    Wait a minute, you have an online dating profile?
    exactly why i came in this thread, good day now.
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    She would be alright if her eyes weren't so squinty from the fat build up in her face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strawberrylaury View Post
    She would be alright if her eyes weren't so squinty from the fat build up in her face.
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    Those are some pretty hot fat chicks.
    [ reallycrazypics.com ] [ facebook.com/reallycrazypics ] [ facebook.com/ohaymagik ]

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    Tell her you're interested. Have her send you nude pix then out her all over the interwebz
    Thats me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by merc View Post
    Tell her you're interested. Have her send you nude pix then out her all over the interwebz
    That'll teach that bitch to use a dating site. What a horrible person. gryf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Cock View Post
    exactly why i came in this thread, good day now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seameat View Post
    That'll teach that bitch to use a dating site. What a horrible person. gryf
    lol, sea white knightin dem fatties.
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    With fat chicks you KNOW they will do anal, most of my anal adventures have been with women on the chubby side. Out of all the slimmer chicks it was "no fucking way ewww" except one but she was a slut.

    Real advice: Most chicks that start fat get skinny, and most that start skinny get fat (through pregnancy or just being old) it's just the way it is. At least with a fat chick getting skinny she will never want to be that size again. The girl i'm with now is pretty chubby, she just started weight loss and already lost 20 lbs. Took me a year and being her first bf/sex but it paid off. She's got an awesome personality and i love the fuck out of her and the sex is fantastic. If she turns out anything like her sister i'll die a happy man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic Mackey View Post
    lol, sea white knightin dem fatties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by merc View Post
    Tell her you're interested. Have her send you nude pix then out her all over the interwebz
    good call
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    why are you making fun of people? you have an online dating profile....
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    BLUNTBILL socialing bbw nu3dz in the 2k11

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