Sup fags? Your boy Bro Smooth has finally entered the building

[Bro Smooth]

It's your boy the one and only Bro Smooth and I don't give a fuck.

Now that I've arrived, there will be a few changes around here:

Number 1: I only slay out girls if they're hotter than molten lava. If you aren't a dime piece with a ridiculous ass, don't you even think about posting in a Bro Smooth thread.

Number 2: I don't deal with virgins, if you have more pokemon cards than bootycall numbers in your cellphone, don't you even think about posting in a Bro Smooth thread.

Number 3: You will all pay respect to me, as well as money. My time is valuable, and if you can't comprehend that, don't you even think about posting in a Bro Smooth thread.

Let me tell you a bit about myself, but as my time is valuable I'll keep it short and sweet (like your dick, pussy)

I live in New York City, hit the club a few times a week with my goon squad, and flex out at the gym 8 times a week (twice on Thursday)

and since you ladies are already dripping wet, waiting for a picture of the kid, today's your lucky day.

Peep a boss:

[sensei]

1/10 ...

[Quik]

ayo bro smooth, can you teach me how to dougie?

[cmptn]

this if anything has to be a troll

[sensei]

this if anything has to be a troll

thanks detective

[bialy]

R O F L

[cmptn]

if not i know who is the bitch, and who is the butch in the relationship

[zeekyhbomb]

craig handle this for me

[sKyZ]

f - u - c - k - b - o - y

[dna]

0/10

[craig]

rofl
think i'm gonna leave this one here because i'm thinking people are under the impression that the photograph is indeed a male and not pirate/kayla which is hilarious to me

[420p]

aha

[sensei]

rofl
think i'm gonna leave this one here because i'm thinking people are under the impression that the photograph is indeed a male and not pirate/kayla

........................

[chef]

would prob smash after a fif of heineken

[mattersfool]

lol @ stache

[n3ophyt3]

I lol'd

[Seabass]

rofl
think i'm gonna leave this one here because i'm thinking people are under the impression that the photograph is indeed a male and not pirate/kayla which is hilarious to me

wait, what?

[KOiN]

difficult to tell the gender of this one

[craig]

wait, what?

laughing twice as hard now

[NoFoolies]

this if anything has to be a troll

but how can you be sure?????????????

[bialy]

wait, what?

laughing twice as hard now

[bryan]

i dont really want to offend anyone here but is that really pirate? def looks like her ;>

[bialy]

yes bryan

[Always]

are u fucking serious

[tittyman]

[pad]

waste of a decent rack

[silent3k]

waste of a decent rack

[Vic Mackey]

damn, bsodah fine

[zeekyhbomb]

F U C K F B I cops and niggas that don't like my shit, told em suck a dirty dick with gonorrhea on the tip, I'm gettin' money courtesy of your bitch.

[r0llies]

is that pirate?

[bialy]

is that pirate?

i dont really want to offend anyone here but is that really pirate? def looks like her ;>

yes bryan

[patrick]

[r0llies]

nice mustache

[Sir Jones]

great thread pad

[patrick]

[pseudosacred]

am i the only one that sees angelina jolie?

[Foq]

i see what u did there

[cmptn]

can't see past the stache

[Fresh_]

more tits

[joshkrow]

"Let me tell you a bit about myself, but as my time is valuable I'll keep it short and sweet (like your dick and pussy, respectively)." I think that would have been the proper way to say it.

[Memphis]

thanks detective

i chuckled irl

[SoHov]

yikes