I felt this needed it's own thread

[KOiN]

not because of any angst towards jones (my little niggas know I only got love in my heart)

but because this is a special moment on DG where I say to myself: I am glad to be a part of this community. THAT, AND I RUN THIS SHIT UNDERNEATH THE GOON SIRES IN CHARGE.

without further ado,

Hey Jones, I joined in mid 2k10 and have more rep than you do. (And have ~7,000 less posts than you do, at that)

You come off to me like a back seat ass nigga. The kinda fool that calls shotgun all day, every day, but gets bitched out of it every single time by people that are far more alpha than you are. Yeah, you take that shit and sit in the back seat with the child locks on my nigga. You have to rely on others to open your door for you when they reach their destination. Not your destination, theirs. You're just along for the ride. You have literally no control of the radio, ac/heat, or anything at all. And your opinion on such matters mean absolutely nothing. Your window only goes half way down my nigga. Remember that. And when you shout out directions from the back seat people tell you to shut the fuck up - because they are front seat ass niggas. They know where they are going and don't need your input whatsoever. So you cross your arms, and continue to sit in the back seat like the twerp you are posting on Tumblr from your smartphone paid for by your parents. You'll never be worthy of an air-bag my nigga. Ever. Every person who drives you around should be considered a permanent bitch made and forcefully have to rock a "Baby On Board" sticker on their whips so alphas can intentionally head on collision you faggots and end all of your lives

[worldismine]

ITT Sir Jones cock got 1 inch shorter.

[worldismine]

How do you recover from this if you're Jones?

[worldismine]

0 replies from Jones, must of hit home.

[theredspecial]

triplesix paragraphs are some of the hottest fire on the internet. I am completely serious

[Sir Jones]

[Dr Seduce]

that actually made me LOL, which is fucking rare, gj

[worldismine]

Damn you even got the spacing right. +1

[John Guhlbanni]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Sir Jones again.

[creepin]

was thinking the same thing. dat nigga triple 6 straight clowned jones

[alphabet]

don't get it twisted sir jones is alpha as fuck (just like me) and triple 6 is just jelly that he could never be on par with jones swag.

[olaf]

triplesix paragraphs are some of the hottest fire on the internet. I am completely serious

[alphabet]

it's just a matter of time before jones quits playing mr.nice nigga and he hacks this entire place

[alphabet]

yall are poking a sleeping giant

[tom jones]

How do you recover from this if you're Jones?

[alphabet]

professional gamer
professional hacker
professional spammer
professional rapper


is there anything this nigga can't do? noap

[pad]

softbody babybois itt

[Sir Jones]

softbody babybois itt

pad stop using my tactics and trying to come in and get all the attention

[Krazy]

rofl that post is true for 95% of the people on here

[mhu]

I occasionally use the back seat as the front seat, especially with my new ride

[HAZMAT]

good call, I +rep'd op earlier for that post

[Gray]

it was hilarious then jones said he had his own car.

[Invictus]

Yeah, I lold too when I saw this. I have nothing against Sir Jones but that was too funny. I couldn't +rep triplesix b/c I need to spread more rep around.

[pad]

it was hilarious then jones said he had his own car.

yeah but either his parents bought it for him or it's a clunker

backseat nigga behavior

op quote remains valid

[triplesix]

Lmao @ alphabet itt. How does that jizz taste, you tosser? Like sour sherbet, right?

[John Guhlbanni]

they sell sour sherbet?




SWAG

[KOiN]

Your window only goes half way down my nigga. Remember that.

[daggy diamonds]

rofl rofl rofl

[Tom]

oh man how do you even come back to the forum after something like that

[alphabet]

oh man how do you even come back to the forum after something like that

he's jones, he does wtf he wants, newboy boss boykisser swag.

[alphabet]

SWAG

[RangerXLT8]

it's just a matter of time before jones quits playing mr.nice nigga and he hacks this entire place

[Dr Seduce]

change his username to backseat nigga

[Sir Jones]

change his username to backseat nigga

i dare someone to do that

[GodsWarrior]

Real motherfucking talk, if someone talked shit that hard to me it'd be a real fight going down.

[Juji]

yeah this paragraph was the best thing

[le0]

y8y j0nez