You ever fart so hard your back cracks?

**mhu** · 01-29-2007, 04:28 PM

see title

**entourage** · 01-29-2007, 04:36 PM

can't say that i have.

**Cpt Twitchy** · 01-29-2007, 04:36 PM

I haven't either.

**mem** · 01-29-2007, 05:16 PM

i have and i shit my toilet while doing it

**entourage** · 01-29-2007, 05:18 PM

i hate when you're taking a shit and you feel like you have a hefty turd coming and it turns out to be a bad fart AND then a fuckin small turd flies out and splashs the water all over your ass.

**mem** · 01-29-2007, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by entourage

i hate when you're taking a shit and you feel like you have a hefty turd coming and it turns out to be a bad fart AND then a fuckin small turd flies out and splashs the water all over your ass.

LOL. me to

**hu5tlr hunter** · 01-29-2007, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by MetalHeadsUnite

see title

man u just busted me up laughing thats frickin hilarious

**Vershun** · 01-29-2007, 05:21 PM

MHU I'm pretty sure proctologists have wet dreams about patients like you.

**efex** · 01-29-2007, 05:26 PM

uhm, I've farted many times, and many of which hurt coming out from them being so intense. Never, in my years of living have I ever farted so hard it cracked my back..You should prob get that checked out

**pyro** · 01-29-2007, 05:27 PM

farted is MHU's slang for "been butt fucked"

he told me on AIM.

**Rap OSX** · 01-29-2007, 05:31 PM

Hhahahah yea, brokeback mountain
It all makes sense now

**Poppycock** · 01-29-2007, 06:36 PM

No but I've been alone before and broken ass so loud that my immediate reaction was actually "hahaha holy crap did you hear that dude?" before realizing there wasn't anyone else available to bask in the glory. kinda bummed me out

**dullers** · 01-29-2007, 06:48 PM

RAP OSX SHITS PANTS

**silentjohn** · 01-29-2007, 06:59 PM

**mhu** · 01-29-2007, 10:07 PM

i hated being in the dorms and using the shitter and farting REALLY REALLY loud when like 10 people were in the bathroom. I usually accompanied it with a slight moan just to round the embarassment out

**hu5tlr hunter** · 01-29-2007, 10:08 PM

sick man

**Dick Skin** · 01-29-2007, 10:17 PM

mhu, I <3 ya, BUT.....you totally stole this from larry the cable guy. =/

**mhu** · 01-29-2007, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by Eggskin

mhu, I <3 ya, BUT.....you totally stole this from larry the cable guy. =/

i was wondering when someone would catch that

but the question is still valid

and yes I actually have cracked my back while farting

**Dick Skin** · 01-29-2007, 10:19 PM

I see......carry on.

**KOiN** · 01-29-2007, 10:23 PM

absolutely not

**mhu** · 02-02-2007, 09:39 PM

i just threw my back out farting

brb chiropractor

**mhu** · 02-27-2007, 07:06 PM

brb air freshener

**something random** · 02-27-2007, 07:38 PM

no plz but ive shit so hard the toilet exploded

**something random** · 02-27-2007, 07:38 PM

http://www.storburn.ca/info.html

**mhu** · 10-03-2007, 11:47 AM

bump

**cit1** · 10-03-2007, 11:58 AM

I shit my pants everday

**Ender Wiggan** · 10-03-2007, 12:00 PM

Somebody once followed through in class.

He was sitting beside me and confided in me and I swore I wouldnt tell anyone.

I extorted a free lunch for about 3 weeks out of him. Before he threatened to kick my ass.

It wasnt worth the fight so I stopped blackmailing him.

Good times.

**drug addict** · 10-03-2007, 12:17 PM

here i sit broken hearted, came to shit and only farted

**drug addict** · 10-03-2007, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by dennis

here i sit broken hearted, came to shit and only farted

hey there lil guy, dont feel blue
i just left a log, big enough for two

**mhu** · 10-03-2007, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by dennis

here i sit broken hearted, came to shit and only farted

http://digitalgangster.com/4um/showthread.php?t=26233

**mhu** · 12-02-2007, 05:18 PM

I just did a Dutch Oven.

Props to Bis1 for reminding me about this.

**le0** · 12-02-2007, 05:19 PM

MHU, you my friend, probably are one of the best posters on this board. LEL@THREAD

**Zain** · 12-02-2007, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Cpt Twitchy

I haven't either.

this is the only post this person has ever made

**mhu** · 12-17-2007, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by entourage

i hate when you're taking a shit and you feel like you have a hefty turd coming and it turns out to be a bad fart AND then a fuckin small turd flies out and splashs the water all over your ass.

I hate explosive diarrhea, because if you let it all loose its like throwing a fucking river rock into the toilet and shit and water just go everywhere. So you try to hold back, and it slowly comes out, but it hurts and feels weird.

**A2_** · 12-17-2007, 03:31 PM

no, but i've coughed so hard i farted.

**WolfDick** · 12-17-2007, 03:38 PM

I've woken up in the middle of night only to release really big loud farts, then go back to sleep right after. best feeling ever.

**mhu** · 02-25-2008, 06:48 PM

i just had the most disgusting taco bell fart ever

and it smells sooooo good

**red curtain boy** · 02-26-2008, 12:59 PM

**m3rk** · 02-26-2008, 01:06 PM

No, but I sneeze sometimes and my back will crack!

**mhu** · 03-03-2008, 08:43 PM

I had explosive diarrhea again. I was in the computer science building at school and ran for the can. I chose the handicapped stall so i could use the power squeezing rails. They came in handy.

**david blaine** · 03-03-2008, 09:35 PM

I was on the shitter and my body was twisted as I was about to reach for teh TP and as I farted my body twisted weirdly and my back cracked.

strange things.

**mhu** · 03-05-2008, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by mx

I was on the shitter and my body was twisted as I was about to reach for teh TP and as I farted my body twisted weirdly and my back cracked.

strange things.

i love when stuff like that happens

**mhu** · 03-05-2008, 04:21 PM

also

**vazel** · 03-05-2008, 04:23 PM

i've farted so hard that i shit a little but can't say i've ever had my back strain

**turk** · 03-05-2008, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by mem

i have and i shit my toilet while doing it

**forty** · 03-05-2008, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by entourage

i hate when you're taking a shit and you feel like you have a hefty turd coming and it turns out to be a bad fart AND then a fuckin small turd flies out and splashs the water all over your ass.

LO FUCKIN L

**mhu** · 07-28-2008, 11:45 PM

i just farted very hard again

**mhu** · 12-04-2008, 12:57 AM

this is why everyone calls me Hous Bin Pharteen

I had 8 tacos and a bowl of hashbrowns today, and taco bell the night before, and now I am farting like nonstop, and they're all really loud, and they all stink really bad

I had to plug in the Ionic Breeze because the entire room smells like fart