so my girlfriend just brutally fingerblasted me in the asshole

[pad]

and even though i'm now among the ranks of dudes who have had lube inside of their bholes

[pad]

no homo

[chad]

haha wat?!

[pad]

that whole hype about dudes jizzing way harder during a prostate massage is apparently real as fuck

and don't get it twisted i'm straight as it gets, but i encourage yall niggas to try it

find a bitch to sodomize you with her finger while you snap your pecker off asap

i repeat

[baba]

jesus christ this is the gayest post pad has ever made

closet homosexual

[theredspecial]

I feel as if it would be less gay if you didn't use lube.

[barack obama]

lol

[pad]

I feel as if it would be less gay if you didn't use lube.

mad true

[dennis]

My gf jokingly poked me in the ass last night and no homo her finger went into my asshole

I almost punched her in the fucking face even tho she was just kidding

[dennis]

i 100% believe that you had a finger up your ass, about 5% sure it wasn't yours.

[tispe]

Pinkie or thumb?

[pad]

My gf jokingly poked me in the ass last night and no homo her finger went into my asshole

I almost punched her in the fucking face even tho she was just kidding

dude i was plowing my bitch pulled out for a second and her toe ended up my bhole on accident. then she got all frisky about the kid's ass and i let her do her thing.

don't think i forgot about when your email got hacked and you got busted soliciting bj's from dudes on craigslist my nigga. now THAT is gay.

[barack obama]

dennis you like the cock in your mouth?

[barack obama]

would you suck the cock in my avatar?

[dennis]

dude i was plowing my bitch pulled out for a second and her toe ended up my bhole on accident. then she got all frisky about the kid's ass and i let her do her thing.

don't think i forgot about when your email got hacked and you got busted soliciting bj's from dudes on craigslist my nigga. now THAT is gay.

nigga that screenshot was fake fool thats been verified

[tom jones]

nigga that screenshot was fake fool thats been verified

ROFLLLLL ;x

[pad]

suuuure

[rob-beatz]

O

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if you used lotion or i can't believe it's not butter as the lube then you might be less gay

[Allyanna]

pad rofl

[Synja]

[420p]

rlly? Damn

[Synja]

Not going to lie, it's happened.

[erin]

This is one of the LAST things I ever expected to read. Rofl.

[Apparati]

Don't let these guys front, I've had it done by my current gf and 1254172884282.jpg

[420p]

same here lol pad i thought u were on troll mode 5k

[Synja]

Tongue is better

nbd, js

[dennis]

Tongue is better

nbd, js

[olaf]

been there done that, rimjob feels good too man

[olaf]

insecure faggots itt

[jrob]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pad again.

[baba]

wow you guys are all fags

[Synja]

wow you guys are all fags

No balls touched, ergo not gay.

[nQthing]

I might drive 88mph to go see that

[leon]

Welp

[d0n601]

i dont even....

[KOiN]

insecure faggots itt

+ virgins commenting on sexually active pimps that they could only dream of sitting with at the cool table in their high school cafeteria

[anti]

ive never had anything in my ass but ive had my ass licked by multiple bitches lol

[foe]

AYO I LIVE ACROSS THE STREET FROM A HIGH SCHOOL WHATCHU KNOW BOUT THAT BUTT NUT BUTTERSCOTCH?

[spire]

i let girls eat pickles outta my asshole.

vinegar keeps the hemorrhoids under control.

[Anantharaman]

cum from sticking spoons in my dick

probe away

[Mysterio]

I really lost all interest in everything in this thread once I learned dennis got bj's from dude's on craigslist. This thread has no changed topic to that. Continue.

[Biologic]

i hope that shit came out lookin' like a tater tot and you made her smell it.

[Juji]

i feel like that would hurt to be real my dude. its not gay to me at all if a girl does it but i just dont think i would like it.
ill let a babe lick the kids poopenheimer one time tho

[Juji]

i feel like that would hurt to be real my dude. its not gay to me at all if a girl does it but i just dont think i would like it.
ill let a babe lick the kids poopenheimer one time tho

[Gray]

I feel as if it would be less gay if you didn't use lube.

[pad]

yo it was within arms reach, it wasn't a premeditated event or anything it just kinda happened

[pad]

i apologize for nothing

[barack obama]

i love how its only cool when pad does it

i made a thread like this like a year ago cause I was getting finger blasted in the asshole by my gf before it was cool

[technetrium]

been there done that, rimjob feels good too man

only if it's a dirty rim.

[Mysterio]

i love how its only cool when pad does it

i made a thread like this like a year ago cause I was getting finger blasted in the asshole by my gf before it was cool

Ewww u gay