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    Went Tuesday played hard on 13, landed played out the rest of my chips then left with cash value, went again Wed, played hard on 13 landed it again then played hard on 20 and hit it.


    I fucking love roulette man.


    whats your game?
    and how the fuck does craps work
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    It wouldn't work. Retards cannot give consent. They're also hella strong.

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    ok
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    denis incoming
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    I can't stand casinos. I could easily think of ten other things I'd rather do.

    Thank God I guess...some people really have a problem with that shit.
    It is what it is...Until it isn't.
    Good judgment comes from experience. Sometimes experience comes from bad judgment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Invictus View Post
    I can't stand casinos. I could easily think of ten other things I'd rather do.

    Thank God I guess...some people really have a problem with that shit.
    My mom does. She lost 35k there last year at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino here in Tampa

    She goes daily. She's spent so much every two weeks she gets coupons. Including 125 free play. Free meals. She has like a week worth of hotel stays saved up. Like $2,000 credit for the stores where they sell shirts and shit.

    They really try to reel people in. Its crazy when I go with her. She's like two levels above the "VIP" status

    She knows who plays what machine and when the jackpots reset on every slot machine.

    She has admitted that this is the first time in her life she has been in debt.

    She told me she spent her life savings gambling.

    She's ruining my inheritance. But since we went a few weeks ago she claims she hasnt been as often, but Idk if I believe her.

    When I first moved her I stayed with her for a week before I got my own spot and she used to get off work at 10 and come home at like 4am tellin me she was at a friends lol. In actuality she was at the casino but then I didnt know she had an addiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Invictus View Post
    I can't stand casinos. I could easily think of ten other things I'd rather do.

    Thank God I guess...some people really have a problem with that shit.

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    I usually play slots. Hit a 2,054 jackpot and then a 250 one 15 mins apart on the same machine with $125 a few weeks ago

    I had 6.13 left when I hit the 2k pot. 1.75 a spin

    If I play card games its blackjack or war

    Idk if "shooting dice" has the same rules as craps but you roll 2 dice and let's say you get a 3 and a 2. That's 5. You roll until you hit a variation that gives you 5. And If you roll 7 or 11 you lose. But if you roll 7 or 11 first roll you win

    There's other rules but that's basically how it works

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    She told me her record is 48 hrs straight with no sleep playing slots

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    Quote Originally Posted by dennis View Post
    I usually play slots. Hit a 2,054 jackpot and then a 250 one 15 mins apart on the same machine with $125 a few weeks ago

    I had 6.13 left when I hit the 2k pot. 1.75 a spin

    If I play card games its blackjack or war

    Idk if "shooting dice" has the same rules as craps but you roll 2 dice and let's say you get a 3 and a 2. That's 5. You roll until you hit a variation that gives you 5. And If you roll 7 or 11 you lose. But if you roll 7 or 11 first roll you win

    There's other rules but that's basically how it works

    they have war at casinos?

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    Craps is the best game. Period.

    Only team sport in gambling.

    To start just bet on the pass and back it when the point is set and then watch how other people play. It's easier than you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vershun View Post
    Craps is the best game. Period.

    Only team sport in gambling.

    To start just bet on the pass and back it when the point is set and then watch how other people play. It's easier than you think.
    So its not like shooting dice with niggers eh?

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    Roulette is my game and playing high limit slots


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vershun View Post
    Craps is the best game. Period.
    watch how other people play. It's easier than you think.
    lol ¯\(°_o)/¯

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    I just got back from Vegas a few weeks ago I was boss on roulette for like 5 days

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    I love roulette. Next time I'm in a casino I want to try this low risk strategy i've been working out in my mind. The payout isnt huge but just throw money on 2 of the 3 sets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phishy View Post
    I love roulette. Next time I'm in a casino I want to try this low risk strategy i've been working out in my mind. The payout isnt huge but just throw money on 2 of the 3 sets.
    low risk strategy? lets hear it.

    What works for me:

    Choose how much your willing to lose before you walk in the door. You win some you lose some mentality will help you.

    pick 1 - 3 numbers and make sure one if your "favorite"
    watch the board
    look for trends in the numbers ( even though its a completely random game )
    Play hard on your favorite number ( if it hasn't come up in a very long time and you feel lucky load up $30/$40 ) or max bet
    Use street and sides to cover any losses use the board and number/color trends to decide your street bets.
    STICK TO YOUR NUMBERS

    cant tell you how many times i've seen players stick with their favorite number only to give up when they are down and start moving around the board. That's when the number hits.
    Play modest bets unless your expecting a number to come up.
    Once you hit put the money you came with in a separate pocket, depending on your win your bets can increase.
    If you win big, you can only go back to any casino MAX 2 times a week.
    Casino gods rarely smile twice.
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    It wouldn't work. Retards cannot give consent. They're also hella strong.

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    no limit texas hold 'em is my game. can't play 3/6 limit for shit and don't even like spread limit much.


    unfortunately i have a lot more financial responsibilities now so I don't get to play very often :(

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    roulette... only game i know how to take advantage of
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    I play craps for hours and hours, it's my favorite game in the casino. I can't teach you how to play on here because there's a lot to know. you gotta watch to learn

    in short: bet on 6 & 8 and the pass line and get this fucking currency. sometimes you get nice dealers and they'll be cool with answering your same question 15-20 times until you get it lol

    I won like 800 dollars in 4 hours playing craps in atlantic city in february
    PM me with forum questions or concerns and I will do my best to help

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    Quote Originally Posted by koin View Post
    I play craps for hours and hours, it's my favorite game in the casino. I can't teach you how to play on here because there's a lot to know. you gotta watch to learn

    in short: bet on 6 & 8 and the pass line and get this fucking currency. sometimes you get nice dealers and they'll be cool with answering your same question 15-20 times until you get it lol

    I won like 800 dollars in 4 hours playing craps in atlantic city in february
    I gamble in the early afternoon after i wake up and the dealers are very patient than.

    If you start asking newbie questions at night with a packed table expect to receive slack.
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    yes at the hard rock in Tampa they do with $5 min and i think $100 max

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    craps is def the best game in the casino

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobal View Post
    craps is def the best game in the casino
    kobal itt

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    My friend loves to go to Preque in PA. He used to trick me like we were going somewhere else then before I knew it we'd be on the highway...

    He'd say, it's fun how do you not like it? It's not like you have to spend your own money. I'd be like, dude that's not the point...I just get bored.

    I swear he would play the $5 max slots and only play the max. He would do two machines at once and have me on a third. Everyone knows him there and the girls that work the floor tell him what machines are about to hit.

    There is nothing worse to me than to drop 10K in an hour or so on fucking slots. Just sit there and repeatedly push the red button. Ugh.

    And what else is insane is how these gambler people are so fucking superstitious. Paranoid motherfuckers. People who play those slots are mental I think.
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    Who the fuck plays slots to win money rofl. Dennis you should keep an excel sheet so you can look at how much money you've lost to "win" a few thousand dollars.

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    And war? Really? Wasn't that a bad joke in a Chevy Chase movie? (dead serious) Who actually plays war at a casino?

    I can't stand ppl that play slots or keno and wonder why the fuck they're broke. People that play machine games all day are idiots. If you're going to attempt to be a professional gambler at least pick up cards and start playing another person. There's at least hope in that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhu View Post
    And war? Really? Wasn't that a bad joke in a Chevy Chase movie? (dead serious) Who actually plays war at a casino?

    I can't stand ppl that play slots or keno and wonder why the fuck they're broke. People that play machine games all day are idiots. If you're going to attempt to be a professional gambler at least pick up cards and start playing another person. There's at least hope in that.
    I play Keno almost everytime I'm out at a bar that has it and have definitely won much more money than I lost. Im pretty lucky with that, not any other gambling though lol.

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    I just play poker. Pot Limit Omaha and No Limit Hold'em are my preferred.

    I also bet on NCAA Football.
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    Craps for sure. no hops; props get parlayed on the off chance i bet them (second roll yo). Pass line if i'm shooting else if; 32 across, take one leave one pressure buy the 4 & 10 when they get to $20. I usually get the crew on the line after a few numbers or put them up for 2way hardways if they're hitting. Alls I need is 30-40 minute roll to get 10x my money, only been in a hand full of those tho. If the table is shit i place the 6 & 8 and try to parlay till I get 130 and down; haven't done it yet tho :(

    I like paigow too. Lot less intense tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by velocitization View Post
    Craps for sure. no hops; props get parlayed on the off chance i bet them (second roll yo). Pass line if i'm shooting else if; 32 across, take one leave one pressure buy the 4 & 10 when they get to $20. I usually get the crew on the line after a few numbers or put them up for 2way hardways if they're hitting. Alls I need is 30-40 minute roll to get 10x my money, only been in a hand full of those tho. If the table is shit i place the 6 & 8 and try to parlay till I get 130 and down; haven't done it yet tho :(

    I like paigow too. Lot less intense tho
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    paigow you can grind the table out for a huge profit. if you have 10 hours to sit in a casino
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    I believe this is the full blown definition of ugly... Listen fool. I don't know who you are talking to but it better not be me. It's funny how you can say someone has no social life but here you are on MY Forum Talking a whole lot of Sh!t. And it's a term perfect for that potty mouth of yours. Your breath wreaks with it. I can care less about how much money in this F^ck'n world you have, because apparently you seem quite upset about something. What's the matter? Money can't buy you happiness? You are way too level headed and heartless to care about anyone. Stuck up in your pride, arrogant bastard. Shame on your parents who's given birth to such a monstrosity. Hah! My existence has brought more happiness surrounding me than you do that's for sure. I'll admit. My life is full of crap but I'm still happy nonetheless. I am a person not some worthless piece of trash that speaks as though I'm on top of the world. If you are Jesus then why was I able to find light in the world.
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    Roulette FTW. I have the most fun playing it.


    LET IT RIDE BRO.

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    Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth
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    Bah lost 6 bills yesterday, win some you lose some
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoawtf View Post
    It wouldn't work. Retards cannot give consent. They're also hella strong.

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    roulette or no limit hold em....last time i was in ac for my birthday i won around 3.5k on roulette.
    You niggas ain't deep, you're dumb.





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    roulette, you ever goto a casino when your not REALLY in the mind-frame to be in a casino? yeah you shouldn't go
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoawtf View Post
    It wouldn't work. Retards cannot give consent. They're also hella strong.

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    because roulette isnt all luck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foq View Post
    because roulette isnt all luck
    You niggas ain't deep, you're dumb.





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    Blackjack is a game you shouldnt play if you arent in the correct mindstate same goes for poker.

    Slots and roulette its all luck basically. Dont get me wrong there is certain things you can do better when fully focused but lettuce be cereal ive had a crush on you for years.
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    Roullette = How I win $800 then lose $2k quick

    I can't play that shit drunk... if I woulda just walked away before putting $500 on black

    FUCK


    8 reds in a row, got to be fucking kidding me

    Cowards die many times before their actual deaths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 420p View Post
    Roullette = How I win $800 then lose $2k quick

    I can't play that shit drunk... if I woulda just walked away before putting $500 on black

    FUCK


    black 20 hit 6 times in a row a few months ago at a table i was playing. My gf was telling me to bet on 20 the second time it came up, then the third, etc.
    My mind kept assuring myself and her it was impossible to land another 20. the game its completely random, the only real sure bet is a run of red or black rarely goes over 3/4 but sometimes


    8 reds in a row, got to be fucking kidding me
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoawtf View Post
    It wouldn't work. Retards cannot give consent. They're also hella strong.

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    won 105 eur playing roulette in barcelona last week, made 14, 17, 21 straight

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    ive never wanted to punch a dealer and grab chips back more in my life, but then again, being broke is better then being in jail

    Cowards die many times before their actual deaths.

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    my niggas in vegas bout to fuck some bitches on skype i told him id hook him up with honorary gold status on dg even though he doesnt post here

    but instead im just gonna record and bootleg and make money for my own vegas trip

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