"Hello... not sure if you remember me or not, but I went to school with you a few years back. I would say something like "Hey, what's up?" But if you don't remember me, I don't want you to be like "who the fun-dip is this guy? hope its not charlie sheen" LOL Well anyways, hope you're doing alright. respond back if you do remember though and we can catch up because its been forever."
Whores will always whore.
Hump and Dump.
No strings attached.
You want a best friend ? Get a dog.
Feel insecure and want to brag to your friends ? Disregard females and acquire currency.
"Butter's so baller he'll send a limo around to your house and kidnap your girlfriend. So stay in line kids"
zero is infinity