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Tire slashing suspect held on $270,000 bail
this motherfucker slashed his whole block's neighbors tires 10 times and got caught rofl
they thought it was a black person and were SO PISSED but when they found out it was the white guy on neighborhood watch they said he is a good person LOL
Philly is so fucking dumb i can't stand it anymore
Last edited by pimpin; 05-03-2012 at 02:50 AM.
omg are people that stupid? everyone blames black people for EVERYTHING in philadelphia. it is so ridiculous. they act like they are so fucking important but theyre the ugliest most ignorant idiots on earth. im from cali so i know these things
suck my dick philly scum
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lmao so happy i live in a nice place god what do you people do who live in like Iowa or Kentucky or some shitty ass state like that must make you want to blow your fucking head off mean while im skimboarding year round and chatting it up with hunnies
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It doesn't matter where you live imo. I lived in America's finest city my entire life and was unhappy for the majority of it. Now I live in Iowa and am happier than I was before. Also, skimboarding is for chicks and fags who don't know how to surf.
P.S. *meanwhile
EAT MY SASS :P
but lets be honest here, if you had the same situation w/ bling and had a choice of SD or IA what would you pick?
remember konos and the BEACH..
iowa's not even that bad
bunch of ignorant fucks from the "kewl" states think it's some hillbilly haven when in reality it's probably one of the most progressive states in the US
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lol qbert always gets extra salty whenever someone bashes iowa
I'm not saying it's bad but if there was a top 25 and bottom 25 for states I'd want to live in, I think IA would be in the bottom..
Can't really surf here unless there's a major storm in the gulf. 3' waves that break 20 feet from shore is not exactly a surfing paradise.
When was I not being honest? Which would I pick? Honestly I don't know. The slower pace of life has done wonders for me. The only things I miss about SD are my friends and family, the food and the beach. My point was that it doesn't matter where you live so much as how you live. You can live in the most beautiful place on earth and still be unhappy. So for this guy to say "Oh you must want to blow your head off because you don't live in Florida" is pretty ridiculous. I used to say the same shit before I moved but that was just ignorance on my part. I had never even really been anywhere else other than San Diego. I bet this dude has never even been to any of the states he's knocking. He's just talking out of his skimboarding faggoty ass.but lets be honest here, if you had the same situation w/ bling and had a choice of SD or IA what would you pick?
remember konos and the BEACH..
^
Yea I know. Florida doesn't have shit for waves. I still wouldn't brag about skimboarding e'eryday. It's not that impressive. I would have been more impressed if he said "I go to the beach everyday". If you're gonna brag at least brag about something people actually give a shit about. js
EAT MY SASS :P
iowa has really nice soil too
grow a vegetable or two
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AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING LINE JUST TO GET SOME GOD DAMNED BREAKFAST.
EAT MY SASS :P
You'd be surprised how different Kentucky is from the picture you paint in your head of all the toothless, shoeless, ignorant hillbillies. Most of this is all generated from rumors, myth, and the fact that everyone in America hates our basketball team for winning college championships. Its a very gentle state, and you can have tons of fun spending $0. Can't believe this NJ mom...just proves that not ALL the ignorant people live here. I'd take a day on Kentucky's lakes and streams over a crowded beach any day of the week, no matter what. How many tree ropes can you swing off into the water on the beach? Anyone on the beach getting crunk and passing out somewhere outside without LEO fucking with you? Oh yeah, and a lot of that bourbon you drink... guess where it was made?
Kentuckians and Iowans banding together itt
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you just got told by Iowa and Kentucky
how ya feel
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i met some people from kentucky. its not rumors. however, you cant generalize a whole state, either.You'd be surprised how different Kentucky is from the picture you paint in your head of all the toothless, shoeless, ignorant hillbillies. Most of this is all generated from rumors, myth, and the fact that everyone in America hates our basketball team for winning college championships. Its a very gentle state, and you can have tons of fun spending $0. Can't believe this NJ mom...just proves that not ALL the ignorant people live here. I'd take a day on Kentucky's lakes and streams over a crowded beach any day of the week, no matter what. How many tree ropes can you swing off into the water on the beach? Anyone on the beach getting crunk and passing out somewhere outside without LEO fucking with you? Oh yeah, and a lot of that bourbon you drink... guess where it was made?
i'll stick with the "kewl" states thanks
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I always wanted to slash a tire. I don't know why. I probably never will though. I wonder if it's hard to do? Like do you need to have a very sharp knife? How hard do you have to stab it? Does it make noise?
I once let air out of a tire as a prank...
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i'm not saying the bible belt and areas of the midwest aren't polluted with crazies, but on the topic of broad generalizations, you can't really decide whether someone is "kewl" by which side of the political spectrum they lean
i'll stick with the "kewl" states thanks
I got the opportunity to do it on a car that was being destroyed for a charity event and no it doesn't take much. A standard pocket knife can do it, and its just a quick stabbing motion, in and out and you're on your way.
I also keep valve stem removers in all of my cars in the event that someone really rustles my jimmies, then I would be able to just remove valve stems and bail and they would not know what the fuck to do.
i thought that woman had on black face for a second. oh nj.
I can surf/skim/aggressive inline/skateboard/beastly mountain bike rides. The west coast of FL has no waves so I'm forced to skim, trust if the waves were big enough I would surf but I still can pump out pretty far and and "shred"
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I'll gladly stick in Clearwater FL aka summer year round baby boi and bag mad bitches do good drugs and have fun in the fuckin sun than live in some mongrel ass place like Kentucky Iowa or some other shit place like so.
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I agree (in the case of fiscal conservatism) but how can social conservatives be "kewl" when they are all for legislating what you put in/do to your own body? moral tradition is boring and therefore not "kewl"
yea man philly is bad. lots of strange people
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