ATTN: user "BAD DRAGON"

[ionbladez]

sick name. Do you sell dragon dildos?

if so pm me, let's do business.

[Dostoevsky]

http://www.amazon.com/Kobold-Wizards...s=dragon+dildo

[lxuke]

[ionbladez]

http://www.amazon.com/Kobold-Wizards...s=dragon+dildo

The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight.

shit nigger I thought that was an actual dragon dildo and I clicked for the lulz

[ionbladez]

also ROF