Where do you find prostitutes online now?

[mhu]

I am really heated over shit that went down tonight because I took this girl out and paid for everything and I have needed to get laid for so long. Anyways every time she calls her cousin to hang out they fucking talk for HOURS and then she mad cockblocks me and shit doesn't go my way and it happened again tonight and I just seriously need to get some pussy.

I don't wanna pay over 300 cash, which should be the going rate, but iono where to go anymore. I'm pretty sure the last hooker I got from eGod was from Craigslist but they axed the personals section so I have no idea where to turn to.

Where does DG go for the hookers these days? (calling Joe Meca)

[Sol]

http://backpage.com

[mhu]

http://backpage.com

interesting site, might kill myself because of this ad though

A little bit of sweetness goes a long way....
I'm a sexy bombshell with sexy soft curves in all the right places
What you see is what you'll get.
If you like my picture, you will love me in person!
never rush & I love to have a good time!
Come have some fun with me
more pics and contact info

[G8r]

CL still has 'em but say you'll throw them "roses" in cas. encounters

[mhu]

CL still has 'em but say you'll throw them "roses" in cas. encounters

ah ok. I will look.

I am so mad heated that I would actually have tried to OD on prescription medication right now but this girl is supposed to take me to a cabin party tomorrow with strippers and floosies and shit and I am going to try to fuck anything that moves because I feel the need to express my sexual needs to about anybody that will have any of it.

I will let you all know how that goes. It's been about a month and a half since I've gotten laid and as we all know from this thread

http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/s...sexual+episode

That I used to only get laid once or twice a year, but ever since I got the chance to sexually express myself over the last six months at a proper rate (like once to seven times a week) I'm feeling fairly lonely so shit needs to change or else I will go insane. Girls can smell desperation on a guy and I know I used to reek of it but in the above examples it would take someone either so drunk or hopeless to fuck me that it didn't matter at that point. Once I surpassed the point of giving a shit I seemed to be getting laid a few times a week, sometimes from a few different girls. It definitely is a matter of confidence, but I have none of that when it comes to fucking girls and I have always been up front and honest about my sexual conquests because I am a total virgin so there's no fronting up in this bitch.

I just need to get laid bad.

[icarus1973]

i just fuck the mentally ill. its cheaper

[mhu]

i just fuck the mentally ill. its cheaper

been thinking about that, not gona lie

[icarus1973]

you can stick your dick in crazy, just dont let her know where you live

[G8r]

It definitely is a matter of confidence, but I have none of that when it comes to fucking girls and I have always been up front and honest about my sexual conquests because I am a total virgin so there's no fronting up in this bitch.

confidence really is one of the most attractive qualities for a person to have so if you don't have it try and fake it to make it mang

[G8r]

you can stick your dick in crazy, just dont let her know where you live

chuch

[headiez]

start being happy you get laid at all.

[mhu]

confidence really is one of the most attractive qualities for a person to have so if you don't have it try and fake it to make it mang

It was so hard for me to fake it when I was reeking of desperation but like when I was getting like two girls in the same day I kinda had the "no give a shit attitude" because it was so easy that I had trouble scheduling the girls in such an order that they wouldn't interfere with each other, and oftentimes they almost did. I had 1 episode where 1 left my place a half an hour before my girlfriend got back and shit got mad close.

I've always been incredibly honest with everything in my life and I don't embellish anything whatsoever so when I'm not getting any I don't front and I just reek desperate but when I am actually in it I can play the part and do the damn thing.

[david blaine]

hah yeah those strippers you told me you were living with are sexy

[linx]

if you look on backpage check out the girls that do body massages you may not get laid but you are most likely to get a hand job after

[mhu]

start being happy you get laid at all.

the one time it surpassed the 13 month mark eGod got me a hooker because he felt bad for me. I am forever in debt to his gratitude and I pray that my situation never gets that desperate again because all DGs deserve to get laid on the regular and hack the gibson etc.

[mhu]

if you look on backpage check out the girls that do body massages you may not get laid but you are most likely to get a hand job after

I'd even be down for a massage. That shit is bomb.

[linx]

I'd even be down for a massage. That shit is bomb.

Find one that is independent they usually offer more and are cheaper

[headiez]

the one time it surpassed the 13 month mark eGod got me a hooker because he felt bad for me. I am forever in debt to his gratitude and I pray that my situation never gets that desperate again because all DGs deserve to get laid on the regular and hack the gibson etc.

ha. 13 months. tell eGod to hit me up i got a number that will make him gasp.

If i were you I'd just keep doing what you are doing. Obviously you know how to do it you are just in a little slump right now. I'm sure you'll get back on your game.

[icarus1973]

[daggy diamonds]

just rub one out and you'll get through the night lol

[mhu]

just rub one out and you'll get through the night lol

done it twice already and might have to hand-fire one for a third time. I'm just like seriously so heated that I almost broke all of the dishes and everything in the living room. Like it was serious rage session about to happen. I'm just so tired of failure in my sex life and in life in general that I wish I could have better control.

[daggy diamonds]

geez

i havent gotten laid in a couple weeks and it's starting to bug me a lil bit

don't stress that stupid shit

[mhu]

tomorrow is going to be better

hah yeah those strippers you told me you were living with are sexy

This dude is friends with my strippers and like 25x more strippers than I've ever met and I guess he has tons of strippers at every party that he throws and weird lesbian sex goes on at his parties and shit (according to my ex gf) so I am going to hit that shit up and try to make something happen with some random hussie tomorrow and see what happens. Should make me feel a little better.

[david blaine]

lol the scene one I used to date when I was 13 who comments all over my fb all the time pulls mad cash every night.

she posted a pic the other day, she wasn't even up there that long

[r0llies]

WHOA COOL MX

[Sdot]

lol the scene one I used to date when I was 13 who comments all over my fb all the time pulls mad cash every night.

she posted a pic the other day, she wasn't even up there that long

LMFAO dude thats like 140 bucks i assumed strippers pulled in much more money. she must be busted :/

[ButterOverflow]

Where do you find prostitutes online now?

http://www.millionairedates.com/

[david blaine]

LMFAO dude thats like 140 bucks i assumed strippers pulled in much more money. she must be busted :/

Hustler downtown Baltimore, 15 minutes climbing up a pole = ~140, not bad.

[Troubled]

that aint stripper money nigga

[david blaine]

if I was a woman (which I might add are all inherently stupid), I would be giddy like a little kid to win that money in 15 minutes of _no work_.

[phishy]

Haha actually unless strippers are in big towns or military towns they don't make crazy money. I know girls that work at both strip joints in wilmington that any mother fucker on this forum would be graced to get into the bed....and they make 500-600 a week. Not bad money for wilmington....but definitely not worth dealing with old nasty men hitting on you all night.

Was almost tempted to grab some office space and start a webcam studio...girls would have made more money....or atleast had something to do during the day for income.

[david blaine]

i can't even stand lap dances, it's just paying for a tease. would rather drink more instead.

[starkillerz]

the one time it surpassed the 13 month mark eGod got me a hooker because he felt bad for me. I am forever in debt to his gratitude and I pray that my situation never gets that desperate again because all DGs deserve to get laid on the regular and hack the gibson etc.

is this the wizard hat episode? i would say go for a massage and happy ending. the girl will most likely be better looking than a call-girl, you get a massage, and you get a happy ending.

[qbert]

if I was a woman (which I might add are all inherently stupid), I would be giddy like a little kid to win that money in 15 minutes of _no work_.

lol @ no work

strippers put it in you dumb fuck

[david blaine]

climbing up a pole is not work fuckface.

[qbert]

christ you're fucking stupid

can we just reinstate funbux for like one day so i can drop $200 and ban mx for a couple months

[david blaine]

lol @ you thinking I can get banned.

[mhu]

Hustler downtown Baltimore, 15 minutes climbing up a pole = ~140, not bad.

that aint stripper money nigga

that's good for 1 stage for a stripper (1 stage being 2 dancing songs plus 1 cleanup song) that's what my ex used to pull on like 1-2 stages in Alpine, WY.

If that's all night's money then i doubt she even made stage fee and the house prolly took it all.

[mhu]

lol @ you thinking I can get banned.

we aren't excluded from funbux bans. we aren't mods, just gold. the only real perks we get are that we can do GIF avatars, change user title, and our usernames look cool.

[david blaine]

when funbux was up I couldn't get banned, js. people tried, it was hardcoded in .php file of userids that would error out with some weird ass string like mysql error #40 your funbux key wasn't used try again or something like that.

i would know cause me, pad, and trainreq all haxed funbux several times.

and besides no admin/mod is gonna ban me regardless, cause I don't fuck around on dg.

[Gray]

bring back funbux

and remove that dangerous limitation mx mentioned

[david blaine]

there were only like 5 ids in that list (all admins/mods, ny crew, me, trainreq, n0p, barbie). good luck, if you spend money on banning me I'll be right back and you'll have wasted money.

[daggy diamonds]

uhh everybody that was in ixa was in a usergroup that didn't work with funbux

stop acting like you're so special, faggot.

[david blaine]

but its not coming back cause there was so much paypal fraud/carding done on it that yt got chargebacks and it ended up costing him money and the paypal got locked.

[Moony]

uhh everybody that was in ixa was in a usergroup that didn't work with funbux

stop acting like you're so special, faggot.

Not like you can believe anything the guy says anyway. I don't even converse with him, but I've read enough on this forum to know the following: 1. He's a pathological liar. 2. He thinks that he is a genius, however is terribly mistaken. 3. He's most likely still a virgin.

[Moony]

I mean, let's be honest. His avatar is from The Matrix. That's the most original avatar I have ever beheld in my entire life.

[david blaine]

lol you don't even understand what the matrix really is

hackers saving the human race from AI, mirite?

also never lied about anything, fucked plenty of bitches in my life

you're all butthurt, maybe stop trying to ride some bandwagon.

[qbert]

just because everybody hates you doesn't mean there's a bandwagon

[david blaine]

everyone hates me because i got repped through the ass on my articles and there were people who would comment on them who didn't like what I had to say. I never responded to any of them and just ignored them.

but then those same people started following me around in other threads.

aka bandwagon. you kids need to do something else with your lives. my math and mx programs are running the background, I'll be fine while I do other shit all day, and go out drinking to come back to see a bunch of posts from some whiners and from people who like what I have to say talking down to all of you.

[qbert]

why do you have to keep letting us know how you'll be fine?

news flash: nobody cares

i've seen maybe one person give you the time of day in any of your gay ass threads