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Thread: Where do you find prostitutes online now?

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    {S sonned

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    if you in vegas dont order a asian hooker. They are always old and dont match the picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2fast View Post
    Like if you need sex but not in a hurry the city bus is good because chances are the bitch don't have a car and you are now in a position to help her. If you want really fast sex the mall is good to, park in a good place for car sex and just walk around if a bitch look at your cock she wants it go talk to her.
    lol wow. have u done either of these before? I'd pay to see video of you pulling off either one of those scenarios. use a hidden camera.
    sup

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    WHAT ABOUT DEM HOOKERS? WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC

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    you keep trying to quote koin but he even said you're starting to sound like theone/trainreq

    you're a fucking faggot... you just suck. you're an anti social indian that's trying way too hard.

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    Mx has irreversibly and unknowingly become 'trainreq.' Bravo "indian beta phag," you have accomplished a feat no man on this board would even want to accomplish.

    Bravo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david blaine View Post
    ytcracker even liked the status in which i schooled qbert. rofl kids a joke.
    well that changes everything

    GUYS, YTCRACKER THOUGHT HIS STATUS WAS FUNNY! YOU GUYS SHOULD BE GIGGLING BECAUSE HE IS AND YOU'RE NOT :(

    dickriding faggot

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    mx-

    now, I attracted a lot of new visitors here who were reading my articles and ogs / even dg pinks +repped me (is what I said), which sounds absurd but is true.
    95% of dg doesn't think I'm an idiot.
    ...I told koin I was going to just stop even talking about it all together and let it die. but if you guys don't let it die, everyone is going to leave this website.
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    Quote Originally Posted by headiez View Post
    lol wow. have u done either of these before? I'd pay to see video of you pulling off either one of those scenarios. use a hidden camera.

    yes done it many times the bus is the best method ever to finding pussy.

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    the sexual frustration is strong in this thread lol

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    backpage
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    icarus wrote that bitch a paragraph, bitches love paragraphs

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    Quote Originally Posted by dag View Post
    well that changes everything

    GUYS, YTCRACKER THOUGHT HIS STATUS WAS FUNNY! YOU GUYS SHOULD BE GIGGLING BECAUSE HE IS AND YOU'RE NOT :(

    dickriding faggot
    hilarious. i was telling him he started it by attempting to cockblock me, and his friends ended up liking the status. who does that on fb? if i kbew him irl that deserves an ass kicking. his friends thought so
    Last edited by david blaine; 06-30-2012 at 02:05 AM.

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    u cant go on some dudes fb and start talking to a girl on thrir page that u dont even know and say ur friend isnt getting his dick wet. irl ud get beat up. this kid said hes gonna delete me and all his frirnds liked it when i said idc. was trying to be nicr and just ignote his comment, and didnt delete him ovrr it. then hr asked ppl for info from my fb to post on hete all day.

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    sorry shitty phone keyboard

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    u got schooled so hard that uve been following me around on here. i made it my mission to sleep with that girl bc of that snd am noe in posession of a srx tape. thnx

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    she was laughing so hard when u said u were gonna delete me that she thought u were gay, so she had sex w me

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    you're trying way too hard

    actually keep posting and look like more of a jerkoff

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    lol sorry for never lying to anyone on here. ur all following some gay kid who wants my jizz lolol

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    You know how I know your phony?

    You are trying WAY too hard.

    Qbert has been real to everyone since day one and I know he's an awesome trustworthy guy.
    Whores will always whore.
    Hump and Dump.
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    bro everyone saw that status .

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    Quote Originally Posted by david blaine View Post
    she was laughing so hard when u said u were gonna delete me that she thought u were gay, so she had sex w me
    rofl wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by G8r View Post
    rofl wat
    he was trying ti cockblock me. that girl isnt even in dg, shes my friend from college. and dude was like amit is mad that hes not getting his dick wet. gayest thing ever ytcracker was laughing so hard i didnt even delete ir bring it up so hed just leave me alone. dude wants me banned cuz he cany take it

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    I can see this thread is hella derailed but anyway

    why do you have to get a prostitute mhu? shits dangerous on a multitude of levels.

    can't you just swag up and go hit a bar somewhere and find some sloppy girl who wants to party?


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    in gonna stop talkin itt. on my phone and battery is running out. power outage in bmore cuz tstorm . qvert hop off my dick u fag, ull nvr get my jizz . ownd

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    Quote Originally Posted by sis View Post
    can't you just swag up and go hit a bar somewhere and find some sloppy girl who wants to party
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbert View Post
    that's the moment i realized what a sexless loser you were and how having you as a friend on facebook was causing me at least a 10% degrade in my cool status
    that shit happened months ago. then u formed this gay bandwagon without tellung ppl that ur friends, yt, and me schooled u on fb and the girl comnented saying she jyst fuckd me lolol

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    lol @ buffer


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    Quote Originally Posted by ButterOverflow View Post
    cracked. me. the. fuck. up.

    every relationship ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by david blaine View Post
    that shit happened months ago. then u formed this gay bandwagon without tellung ppl that ur friends, yt, and me schooled u on fb and the girl comnented saying she jyst fuckd me lolol
    what are you talking about? lots of name dropping itt

    was too busy kicking it with ytcracker and niik last night to pay attention to this thread sorry bro
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    Mx prove u banged a girl based on a fb status.
    Whores will always whore.
    Hump and Dump.
    No strings attached.
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    Feel insecure and want to brag to your friends ? Disregard females and acquire currency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbert View Post
    what are you talking about? lots of name dropping itt

    was too busy kicking it with ytcracker and niik last night to pay attention to this thread sorry bro
    alright. geez if thats all it took, idk why you tried to cockblock me when i never talked to you before. im gonna drop it and just ignore your posts from now on. got work and stuff to do and dont have time for this website only when im bored. drama is gay, i never wantrd to get in any of it first of all

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    lol you keep saying you have better things to do but you post all night and day long

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    He ain't bout that life.
    Whores will always whore.
    Hump and Dump.
    No strings attached.
    You want a best friend ? Get a dog.
    Feel insecure and want to brag to your friends ? Disregard females and acquire currency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david blaine View Post
    lol sorry for never lying to anyone on here. ur all following some gay kid who wants my jizz lolol
    Where the fuck is Xyrix lol.
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    So anyway.

    Did MHU ever find a hooker? Should we send out a search party? Any bets on which STD he pulled from the juicy grab bag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vershun View Post
    So anyway.

    Did MHU ever find a hooker? Should we send out a search party? Any bets on which STD he pulled from the juicy grab bag?
    He got a hooker, then knocked her out with his farts and sharted on her.
    It is what it is...Until it isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Invictus View Post
    He got a hooker, then knocked her out with his farts and sharted on her.
    Well that's a twist. MHU get a hooker and SHE ends up with fecal contamination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david blaine View Post
    alright. geez if thats all it took, idk why you tried to cockblock me when i never talked to you before. im gonna drop it and just ignore your posts from now on. got work and stuff to do and dont have time for this website only when im bored. drama is gay, i never wantrd to get in any of it first of all
    hey mx, i know you've somehow twisted what i said into me "cockblocking" you but all i did was call you out on being a misogynistic little shitstain with zero social skills due to a stupid ass status that YOU posted. if you've somehow convinced yourself that posting stupid status updates is how you get the bitches then that's pretty laughable anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vershun View Post
    So anyway.

    Did MHU ever find a hooker? Should we send out a search party? Any bets on which STD he pulled from the juicy grab bag?
    I never found a hooker but probably should have stayed home and done so. Lots of weird shit went down with people ODing and me going camping and not getting any sleep and I would have been better off either balls deep in a prosty or sitting in jail after attempting to solicit one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhu View Post
    I never found a hooker but probably should have stayed home and done so. Lots of weird shit went down with people ODing and me going camping and not getting any sleep and I would have been better off either balls deep in a prosty or sitting in jail after attempting to solicit one.

    We need more details than that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhu View Post
    I never found a hooker but probably should have stayed home and done so. Lots of weird shit went down with people ODing and me going camping and not getting any sleep and I would have been better off either balls deep in a prosty or sitting in jail after attempting to solicit one.

    just remember you can get a pretty decent laptop at walmart for 300$ too

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    Oh man. I hope your adventures with the ladies of the night was successful. Because this thread is hilarious. Fact.
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