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    thats what you get for thinking
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    let us consult the end-all on matters such as these

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bones

    p.s. this is obviously the same chick that dennis is piping



    enjoy that dennis
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    1 bone = $1

    at least in ny
    Whores will always whore.
    Hump and Dump.
    No strings attached.
    You want a best friend ? Get a dog.
    Feel insecure and want to brag to your friends ? Disregard females and acquire currency.

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    that dont look nothin like her nubert

    also shes over here now, stayed the night last night. i smashed her on the couch and my roommate just walks in and makes him a sandwich lol
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    i was able to redeem myself i took a subutex last night and smashed for like 2 hrs and didnt bust 8-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by dennis View Post
    that dont look nothin like her nubert

    also shes over here now, stayed the night last night. i smashed her on the couch and my roommate just walks in and makes him a sandwich lol
    >him a sandwich
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    he aint as fortunate as ya boy over here


    but real talk i made her a pb&j sandwich this morning lol

    shes pretty cool, she may end up bm#3
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    and she gets prescribed subutex thats always a plus
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    you should stop trying to impregnate people dude you have a pretty miserable track record
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    Quote Originally Posted by solman View Post
    >him a sandwich
    confirmed for homosexual
    actually the novelty of a naked girl wears off with age. over time you kinda get accustomed to the site. did you want him to do color-commentary, or join in? if i want a sammich i want a sammich...fuck if a bitch is on the couch r not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbert View Post
    you should stop trying to impregnate people dude you have a pretty miserable track record
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    Quote Originally Posted by dennis View Post
    he aint as fortunate as ya boy over here


    but real talk i made her a pb&j sandwich this morning lol

    shes pretty cool, she may end up bm#3

    your poor children


    :'(

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    Dennis, get a vasectomy already so we dont have to worry about our daughters please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by r0llies View Post
    Dennis, get a vasectomy already so we dont have to worry about our daughters please.
    Won't ever have to worry about dudes like dennis getting around any future children i may have....I'd bury someones ass in the backyard if they impregnated my child and didn't have some kind of life for himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phishy View Post
    Won't ever have to worry about dudes like dennis getting around any future children i may have....I'd bury someones ass in the backyard if they impregnated my child and didn't have some kind of life for himself.
    there is that solution and not raising your daughters to be dumb sluts. I pay lots of attention to mine and show her lots of love so she has a role-model of what a strong successful man is supposed to be like.

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    icarus wrote that bitch a paragraph, bitches love paragraphs

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    thats what she said
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    Quote Originally Posted by icarus1973 View Post
    there is that solution and not raising your daughters to be dumb sluts. I pay lots of attention to mine and show her lots of love so she has a role-model of what a strong successful man is supposed to be like.
    how old are you jw...

    i like your maturity
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    old, just turned 39

    and thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dennis View Post
    he aint as fortunate as ya boy over here


    but real talk i made her a pb&j sandwich this morning lol

    shes pretty cool, she may end up bm#3



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    reminds me of this white trash alligator lookin married woman that added me on facebook


    alligator 2.jpgalligator 3.jpgi want to vomit.jpg
    slam dunk in dat pussy

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    id fuck that old bitch right there ^
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    except she prolly has a dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by dennis View Post
    except she prolly has a dick
    ROOOOOOOOF1
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    Quote Originally Posted by dennis View Post



    y r the colours diferent

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    Hey dennis, heads up:
    http://www.babycenter.com/shutterfly
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbert View Post
    let us consult the end-all on matters such as these

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bones

    p.s. this is obviously the same chick that dennis is piping



    enjoy that dennis
    hahahaha i know the woman in this .gif and her husband

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetroDisease View Post
    hahahaha i know the woman in this .gif and her husband

    surprisingly cool people
    why surprisingly? doesnt really surprise me
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    Quote Originally Posted by ADG View Post

    y r the colours diferent
    because that's what you get for a 9.99 print wh frame. mass produced crap.

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    Just knowing that Dennis has reproduced and his spawn are walking the earth scares me.
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