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  1. 06-11-2007, 05:35 PM #1
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    Ok.

    So I'm at work talking to a friend of mine and Tony Yayo comes in to pick up a pizza he had ordered and my friend hands it to him.

    without any plates

    "I want this to stay" - Yayo

    "Ok" - John

    "I mean I need some plates." - Yayo

    "I'm getting you some plates, chill" - John

    "You weren't gonna. What kinda disrespect is this. You know who I am? (turns to me) Tell him who I am!" - Yayo

    "Haha Tony Yayo" - Me

    "Fuck this shit man how am I supposed to feed my kids with no plates? I made 40 mil off Vitamin Water I want some service." - Yayo

    "..." - John

    "I didn't come in here arrogant or nothin' with my chain swingin' and shit" Yayo (with his enourmous chain swinging like mad)

    "Well sorry here's the plates" - John

    "It's too late for sorry." - Yayo

    Now me being the manager, I'm supposed to step up and smooth shit out, but I can barely hold in the laughter as Tony Yayo is bitching out this 5 foot white kid. He turns to me and goes:

    "I dunno why this kid still got a job man. I spent 41 bucks on a pizza to get treated like shit? What kinda service is that. I drive bentlies every day, my fuckin brotha is worth 400 mil. What the fuck?" - Yayo

    "John go in the back. Is there anything I can get you? " - Me

    "Nah we good, peace" - Yayo

    Then I head outside with the girl to smoke a cigarette and when we come back in, Yayo is at the counter jumping up and down and screaming his head off.

    Apparently John came back in the front and gave him more attitude and the guy is all like "You're treatin' me like a piece of shit, fuck dat, in the hood I'd slap you" and his friend goes "Me too!" then Yayo says hes gonna buy the whole place just to fire him. rofl.

    I'm working on getting the security vid.
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  2. 06-11-2007, 05:37 PM #2
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    My daughter is throwing up and you talk of cupons?! I will bomb your pizza place!
    Nice to see you people, but fuck you man
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  3. 06-11-2007, 05:39 PM #3
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    LOL I hope he shows up @ your next party like he did to the last one


    those black guys were random tho
    what the hell are you doing

    stop



    fuck!
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  4. 06-11-2007, 05:39 PM #4
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    lol yayo
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  5. 06-11-2007, 05:40 PM #5
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    those are some nice assless chaps ya got strapped on ya kid, make sure he doesn't go near ya comp and start downloadin punters and v-v-arez
    what the hell are you doing

    stop



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  6. 06-11-2007, 05:42 PM #6
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    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Ya'LL KaN Go BaK 2 SLeeP
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    what the hell are you doing

    stop



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  7. 06-11-2007, 05:58 PM #7
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    that's crazy man i wish that sorta shit would happen where i live :\
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  8. 06-11-2007, 05:59 PM #8
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    yea dude long island has mad celebs.
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    i seriously need the security tape if this really happened
    you better back off before i jack off
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    i told the security guy id give hima 100 bucks for it.

    it did happen

    waiting til wednesday for the security supervisor to get back with the pw to access the archive
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    theory:

    dipset shot at tony yayo's mom's crib

    that dipset guy who got blasted today was a retaliation hit

    now yayo is walking around nyc feeling on top of the world
    you better back off before i jack off
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    Quote Originally Posted by DuSTeR View Post
    yea dude long island has mad celebs.
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    I will call as the lawyer representing John in this case demanding a copy of the security feed
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    I'm pretty sure I can get the vid soon as the man with the pw comes in to work (wednesday).

    but here's the number

    (631) 737-2100
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    you own a pizza shop DuSter? Wats it called?
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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    theory:

    dipset shot at tony yayo's mom's crib

    that dipset guy who got blasted today was a retaliation hit

    now yayo is walking around nyc feeling on top of the world
    haha could be.

    but the nigga yayo was with was a real skinny bitch looking fuck.
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    I don't own it I'm a manager.
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    oh nice, what pizza parlor?
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    tony yayo is whack as fuck though hahahahah, I'd have been like, sorry tony, we only give plates to talented rappers.
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    lolol
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    hahaha he would have been pissed he got lucky with vitamin water
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    haha Pyro, "We only give Plates, the kind you eat on, and the award kind you hang on ya wall, to talented rappers"


    DROPPIN' PLATES
    what the hell are you doing

    stop



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    idk if hes a drama setter or a table setter now.
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    it really happened people lol
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  25. 06-12-2007, 12:32 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyro View Post
    tony yayo is whack as fuck though hahahahah, I'd have been like, sorry tony, we only give plates to talented rappers.
    lol qft

    the only coo one from g-unot is young buck
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